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/pics. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
coem on mouldy, benchez is really desperate for those pics :eat:
:pinch:
Fekking bored.
In other news. I quit one of my jawbs.
Listening to tunes in my pants and getting wopped. :happy:
Where did you get musical pants?
This is the future of underwear! :happy:
/wud
Hai. Just got out of hospital today. Why is that both my children have tried to kill me whilst still in the womb?
What were you doing in your own womb? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
What's up? Wot were you in the horsepiddle for?
Eh? Eh?
Hyperemesis.
I had it last time, morning (read: all day) sickness got so bad that I couldn't hold anything down.
As I understand it, your body goes into something called uraeic shock, which makes you feel even more sick. It's a vicious circle.
Had to go in to get a drip and loads of jags in my bum.
Aw, poor Skweeks. :console:
But you're all right now? Baby too?
I'm ok-ish. I still get nauseous, but I'm able to keep stuff down now. It's just quite hard coping with it mentally, it just seems absolutely relentless.
In true NHS spirit, they never bothered to check the baby as I 'have a scan anyway in 2 weeks time'.
Although in most cases, severe morning sickness like this relates to healthier, heavier babies. (as was the case with Ben lol )
Eat some chicken soup.
That's wot I do when I get the bad morning sickness.
It's a fucking panacea.
@chalice
taking melatonin is for deeper sleep, not for the high.
its a bit like a depressant but with no drowsy hangover.
stopped taking 5htp, was told it hasn't been proven as safe as melatonin tablets.
melatonin is good for the immune system also.
and a mix of day/night shift work gives me jet lag alot, so its just easier to take a tablet that adjusts the sleep cycle when you can't sleep well from having tea/coffee all day or night. :wacko:
Well done, Allen. You made a comprehensible post and what's more, you didn't even feel the need to edit it. There's hope for you yet, my boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I smoke the ganja primarily for the stone, but I'm also a fucking chronic insomniac. If I'm not wopped, I'll toss and turn all night and worry like fuck about the most insignificant shite imaginable. I sleep like the dead when I'm wopped and it doesn't carry over to the next day.
My head doesn't melt when I'm wopped. It melts when I'm not. :01:
I feel sick.
So do I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.
My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.
The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.
She's my inspiration, don't ya know.
^^^ i read those three paragraphs as
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinvv
winwinwinwinwinwinvv
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin
win
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinv
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin
:smilie4:
..................
wurd-up, flange-failers :smilie4:
Your muse as it were.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceSo do I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.
My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.
The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.
She's my inspiration, don't ya know.
Indeed mate. Art imitates strife.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYour muse as it were.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Nice to see you around, btw.
What's the good word in Seamusville?
Chalice have you purchased any so called "Legal high's"?
ive been thinking of sampling methadrone before it get reclassified.
Just a few times, Allen. They were variations of so called 'herbal ecstasy'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
The buzz was decent for about 20 minutes then I got bored. I can tell you that it was absolutely fuck all like Ecstasy.
It was more like an Amyl Nitrate buzz only it went on for a couple of hours. My mate said they fucked him up for a week afterwards. He was getting cramps in his hands afterwards and attributed them to those pills.
I'm sceptical about the whole legal high phenomenon. Surely, not enough blind testing has gone on before they were mass-distributed and I get the feeling that they're even more dangerous than established illegal chemicals.
Not advocating illegal chemicals. But better the devil you know, like.
I never touch pharmaceuticals. The number one choice for rednecks.
yeah you have more chance of waking up alive, Better the drug dealer you know like.
never touch rednecks.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBWEI_2jYuw[/youtube]Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
wat! not even this one??? :o
/would :smilie4:
did you know thats brittany murphy's voice? i bet she's well dirty :smilie4:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...ny_murphy3.jpg
:eyebrows:
She's one fine looking bit of text telling me absolutely fuck all, like.
In other news, I'm a gonna have the laziest dinner ever.
Potaty wedges with a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle flung over the top of them.
Win. :smilie4:
have ewe tried super noodles on cooked bread? (or "toast" as the kids say) :smilie4:
Don't like Sooper Noodles, mate.
My kids love 'em, though. There's about 17 or 28 packets of them in my cupboard. True story.
I don't even like Pot Noodles. I'm a gonna fling a load of chilli sauce into the mix to kill the taste.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D43_YOdb_Sk&feature=related[/youtube]
The real World has to a certain extent taken over my life for a bit. Otherwise all is well, or as well as can be expected. I have been sans the demon drink for a bit, through no choice of my own may I add. However tomorrow I shall mostly be getting appled out of my fucking tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIndeed mate. Art imitates strife.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Nice to see you around, btw.
What's the good word in Seamusville?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulThe real World has to a certain extent taken over my life for a bit. Otherwise all is well, or as well as can be expected. I have been sans the demon drink for a bit, through no choice of my own may I add. However tomorrow I shall mostly be getting appled out of my fucking tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
An appleless JP defies all reason and preconceptions.
I pray that we'll have the benefit of your apple induced musings to the max.
Non?
Mais oui, apple Friday seems like an ideal idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
An appleless JP defies all reason and preconceptions.
I pray that we'll have the benefit of your apple induced musings to the max.
Non?
:happy:
Well that's that sorted then.
It'll be like coming home, only better.
Anything with added, or even addled, apple can only be better.
Did somebody mention potnoodles?