Last one to post wins the internets

Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

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You talkin' to me? Don't see anyone else standing here


Chavis Bickle circa 1972

Uncharacteristicly clever :D

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

She's married to a man more than twice her age who couldn't be creepier looking if he wore a Jason mask. I think you have a shot if you are willing to lie about your financial situation and being a foreigner.

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So, everything is a "woman's choice" excepting who she marries?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Just curious, Kevin. Is Putin a good guy or a bad guy, meaning would you want to live under his sense of fairness, prosperity for his country, and adherence to international laws?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

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Have you ever (never?) had to deal with someone you abhored/disliked?

If you want - as an interested third party - to achieve an end to a conflict, you think in terms of making a DEAL.

We can afford to appease Putin - in the interest of making that deal, and no matter the bastard he is - in order to save lives AND money.

When Putin dies, remember, he's the last of the Old Soviet guard.

It helps to remember China is by far our biggest problem.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now go ahead and tell me what 'the actor', Lawrence O'Donnell said that was incorrect :dry:

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Reagan was an actor. Read stuff written for him by others off of cue cards too. Very, as I remember, anti-Soviet.

How thymes change.

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You've given away the game - O'Donnell isn't POTUS.

Really, Idol, this is all incredibly basic stuff...

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Thought you didn't "give two fucks"?

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I said I didn't give two fucks about US politics. I could spare a few for you, though. Anyway, I'm a proven liar. US politics interest me a great deal. I don't fancy getting vaporised by one of your errant ICBMs.

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You don't have to worry about 'errant' anything, Chalice.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

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See, we do have some common ground. That makes you and I vastly different than Trump. Trump has turned his back on our long-term allies in favor of Putin.

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See above.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

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Boy, all three of you clowns are having tremendous difficulty with sarcasm.

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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IKR?? France...fucking *FRANCE* had to be the one wearing big boy pants in the room :sadwalk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu8u9ZbCJgQ

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Originally Posted by chalice

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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This ^^ over a "joke" YOU made about eating shit?

Wow...

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