Last one to post wins the internets

Someone somewhere must have.

Only mental victims with a dodgy space bar, shirley.

I made da lounge say ayeee

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sounds like a jack russell.

Having a silver chain with Bart Simpson on it makes you cool now? Thugs just aren't what they used to be.

I haven't seen herbert round here for a while. I wonder if he's OK :dabs:

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I haven't taken the piss out of herbert for a while. I wonder if he's OK :dabs:

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/fixed :happy:

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

maybe he got eaten by a moose?

just watched the new Dexter - absolute kwa-la-ty!111 And john lithgow as the bady, genius!11 And the story doesn't follow any of the books so its all new stuff, win to the macs.

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maybe he got eaten by a moose?

just watched the new Dexter - absolute kwa-la-ty!111 And john lithgow as the bady, genius!11 And the story doesn't follow any of the books so its all new stuff, win to the macs.

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Agreed. John Lithgow was excellent casting.

Betcha it's gonna be the bestest Dexter yet.

ACL all weekend. :happy:

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Originally Posted by chalice

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

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Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by chalice

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

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Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:

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:eyebrows:

Well, hello to you too, like. :handbags:

Handbags at dawn it is, sir.

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Originally Posted by chalice

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

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Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:

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Thanks :smilie4:

And the ticket came at no charge :happy: Fascist bastards.

Still in school, still unemployed.

:D

so you are not dead then?

yay

ahoi sup, minge miners :smilie4:

getting shit done today!1 :smilie4:

Likes what?

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Originally Posted by Alien5

so you are not dead then?

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nope.

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Likes what?

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YOUR MUM!1111111 SERVED!1 :smilie4: ...but srysly, jawbs and monies and stuffs :smilie4:

is it possible to block numbers on O2? :emo:

Do you not have a blacklist option on yer fone?

In other news; apparently my skin tone is now classed as 'grey'. Looks like another trip to the hospital for me tomorrow :'(

Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.

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who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

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Holy shit.... my monitor is now covered in the mouthful of tea I was trying to drink when I read that... I've gotta remember that one... rofl

I discovered today that peas actually taste quite sweet.

I blame this on my spidey sense of taste.

Good jawb on the vegetable stuff chavis, I'll bet you she'll be a vegemetarian like benchie by the time she's 14.

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I discovered today that peas actually taste quite sweet.

I blame this on my spidey sense of taste.

Good jawb on the vegetable stuff chavis, I'll bet you she'll be a vegemetarian like benchie by the time she's 14.

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I can't take any credit for it, though I have suggested it in the past.

She reached that epiphany all by her lonesome, like.

I could almost hear the 'ker-fucking-ching' inside her little head as her Sunday Dinner eating life was utterly transformed forever. :01:

At what age do they stop eating vegetables?

My little ankle biter has no choice at the moment :smilie4:

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At what age do they stop eating vegetables?

My little ankle biter has no choice at the moment :smilie4:

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It's completely random in my experience, mate.

The 12 year old will eat them (within reason) if I stare at him hard. But the furthest he'll go voluntarily is Heinz beans. He's not a great lover of them, but he doesn't need much prompting.

The 8 year old, see above.

The 5 year old fucking loves 'em. He was trying to invade the daughter's plate to get her outta dodge, like. He's my favourite. Low maintenance and loves his grub, greens or otherwise. True story.

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Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.

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Wow quick learner it took me about 18 years. :unsure:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H246FhwXO6s[/youtube]
wtf :lol:

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Originally Posted by chalice

Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.

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Wow quick learner it took me about 18 years. :unsure:

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Yeah, but you're from Canadia.

Normal nutrition rules don't apply to youse, like.

That's win.

It's total win if you like catching them pesky roaming meeses (plural of moose) to feed yourselves, like.

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It's total win if you like catching them pesky roaming meeses (plural of moose) to feed yourselves, like.

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I don't eat meeses I prefer beaver. :dry:

:naughty:

Gon an interview with Boots on Wednesday about some night shifts :hooray:

Duhhh, Boots is closed at night. They're having you on :no2:

Ningsup :coffee:

There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

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There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

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Get the OH to type something with Ks in it for you.

Kayak would be good

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

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Get the OH to type something with Ks in it for you.

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Racist.


-doobs :snooty: