Sup d00dz :smilie4:
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Got man flu - feel like shit :pinch:
man flew!111!!1!1!!!??!?! :o ...why does it happen to the young!!! :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
if you don't make it ....i just want you to know ......you're awesome! :cry:
Cheers Mulder - I'm just going to bed .... I may be some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderman flew!111!!1!1!!!??!?! :o ...why does it happen to the young!!! :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
if you don't make it ....i just want you to know ......you're awesome! :cry:
Man flu eh? Pah.
I'm feeling a bit coldy too :(
when will it end :no:
...got my interview in an hour ftw, started work at 7 this morning and didn't take any breaks so i could have the time off for it :dabs:
fucking hell that was quick! I got the job!111 :hooray::hooray::hooray:
it was a female who interviewed me, i slapped on my most awesomest shirt and tie and raped the interview!1 then she took me out on the shop floor and i had to hand out 9 of their christmas catalogs and she stood just out the way and marked me on it, i got rid of all nine in lyke three minutes and then i had to find the shops cheapest paracetamol and toothpaste, found them both failry quickly then she took me back in to finish off the interview and she said i was the best she'd seen all year and gave me it there and then!1 :smilie4:
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means working (ontop of my 8 to half 4 mon to fri) 6pm to 10pm monday to thursday, but the shop will be closed during those hours so no stoopid customers!1 :w00t:
Well done mate :win:
Can you get us cheap prescription drugs now?
i can do ewe two tubes of thrush cream (minge paste) for 10 squids, do we have a deal? :sly:
http://www.fonejacker.tv/wp-content/uploads/terry.jpg
We need a price for Vagiclean on isle seven.
Two blokes at wurk have got swine flu but have been in wurk since monday:dabs:
I had my tooth pulled. I feel lousy.
-bd
Which one?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
He said "my tooth", not "a tooth".
http://www.friskylizard.com/photos/h...cture-5_49.jpg
The one with a cavity.Quote:
Originally Posted by BurnsyWhich one?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
-bd
Star Trek Voyager is on my tv, like. I've seen it loads of times.
This is the first time I ever realised that Mr Neelix has a penis for a nose.
On quick investigation, turns out it's fucking true too. :O
http://www.newstrekker.com/series_vo...ios/neelix.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/me...Neelix2371.jpg
Fuk nose to the max!
im not seeing the misses tonight, she's going to see her friend ...im at the flat by my self and my ex has just rung asking if she could come pick up the clothes she left here a month ago and she mentioned she's single, am i going to do what i think im going to do.... ??? :no:
Knock one out. Do it now, and make it a good 'un. Do it for your own good man.
do it do it for god sakes man do it!!!!!
Don't do it, mulstar, don't do it.
Stay here and post wank on the internets when you could be shovelling it into some bint wot's fanny's hanging out for a prolonged pounding from your Thompson.
We'll play Scrabble and stuff. It'll be win, like.
no no hammer her hammer her good
false alarm guise, she had her friend emma outside waiting to drive her back ...but she was pissed off her tits and her bewbs looked massive and she said she'd text when she gets in, i smell shenanigans of the secksual kind... :sly:
you had me a massive bewbs uuuggghhhh beeeewwwbs..............sorry i lost it for a bit
that's ok mang, i think we all did... :no:
Is it only me or does anyone see the connection between Benchez's jealousy towards Mulder getting all the attention from Skweeky and the rest of the chicks??
Sex with the ex-...no good will cum of it.
The only thing I routinely notice is your constant obsession with benchez. Why don't you just suck his dick and get it over with?Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
:dabs:
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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
Fuck off and die you little cock sucker :happy:, you are so boring you have to bring benchez in every sentence of yours.
cheers :happy:
i can't log into facebook /wrists :emo:
What about Facebook Lite. :smilie4:
I just had some sweet and sour chicken. Tasty.
sup droogs :happy:
how do i get rid of vista 7 quick?
i miss xp.
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Originally Posted by Alien5
What the flip is Vista 7 :blink:
I think killing yourself is the quickest and most efficient way to get rid of all your computer problems. :yes:
sweeky i love you. :huh:
no the flip is something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseQuote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
What the flip is Vista 7 :blink:
Is this some new form of prayer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Which bit. The sweet or the sour.