You lied about your email dad? :ohmy:
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You lied about your email dad? :ohmy:
Answer him MBM, he's your son he deserves an answer.
I'm signing off now to go watch Vampire Diaries. There's a hot chick in it, and the stories are FAR more realistic than anything Dave has everspewedcome up with.
'night, Dave. Don't stay up too late watching Squeams. It's a school night...
I'm sure Squeamous would be OK with you using the "spew"ed word she introduced into this whole debacle MBM.
The money is mine!
But it flow(es) off your tongue so frequently that it became yours. You own it, Dave. Spew is your baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by SomePeople
EDIT- You do realize this debacle is all yours, don't you, D-wat? Not one other person has been stained by it. Not one- except you.
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Announcer: Congratulations, Dave Dowell, you've just won a debacle!!!
Announcer: What are you going to do next?
Dave: I'm going to Squeams'...
Fruitcake.Quote:
Originally Posted by SomePeopleThat's right, you did indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.
Spacely sprockets is definitely off the meds this week. :yup:
Ahhh, OK. I'll tell you exactly what happened, you were very clever about it. You completely exploited my total apathy about you and anything about you and what you do and say.Quote:
Originally Posted by SomePeopleThat's right, you did indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.
Nope that's not working an apathetic person wouldn't have copied and pasted my statement into a thread on this board, he wouldn't have given enough of a fuck to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I fink you was just sore I wasn't posting bewb pics for you anymore, but the game was pointless. You knew I was never going to post hers, I told you so... twice.
Meh, I'm given to understanding that sometimes you tend to say what you don't mean, and vice versa...
Aha! I see what you did there... and tis true I have taken to emulating my peers here and lying on the odd occasion. In fact I have recently been complimented by both Mary and MBM, on my acting like them abilities. I am so gratified by the recognition...Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
The real life stuff about her though I'm still not intending to betray. Real life betrayal of trust is such a low life thing to do, dontcha fink?
I wouldn't know...
Lucky you :)
Moving right along then... different subject and all that. Have you thought about learning a proper *nix?
do a what now?
That open Solaris thing you were touting on YouTube. It'll never catch on you know.
lol, I think you've got the wrong barbarossa, or something else.... I haven't been touting anything on youtube for at least 5 years, and it wasn't anything as exciting as whatever the hell you just said...
So that wasn't you touting open Solaris in VMs?
Hmmm OK.
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It would appear dave has you mixed up with lamsey.
Easy mistake to make.
How dare you, I have two distinct functional eyebrows! :angry:
Yes, but you're both nuuuuurds.
Hands up here who isn't a nerd.... :coffee:
...balls.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Originally Posted by SomePeople
Are you even sure you are stalking the right Squeams, Dave? Wouldn't that be embarrassing... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Originally Posted by megabytemeAre you even sure you are stalking the right Squeams, Dave? Wouldn't that be embarrassing... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Crikey.Quote:
The startling still image above is of “Lost’s” Matthew Fox from a movie called Alex Cross, based on the James Patterson novel....Fox apparently plays the deranged fucker, a ruthless assassin who murders a detective’s wife. Vince over at FilmDrunk sums up the above image best: “He looks like Mickey Rourke’s penis.”.
Is it technically possible to have negative percentage body fat?
Fucking hell. Jack has to go back to the max, innit. 'He looks like Mickey Rourke's penis' is fucking quality.
Saw the trailer for Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby. Don't fancy Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway much. I hate that weedy wee homunculus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...;v=rARN6agiW7o
When you need to "re-imagine" and ruin classic literature in an attempt to capture a young audience, be sure to include DiCaprio.
My picks:C.B. Dollaway,Stefen Struve,Shane del rasario,Big country,Cain and dos santos.
The fact that you came even name those people disqualifies you from basically everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Anyway Hollywood needs to stop remaking old movies and churning out inferior sequels and actually make something new.
Look at all the big Summer movies, basically not an original idea among them.
Hell they were going to release 3 different Snow White movies until someone noticed that this one actually had a chance of being good and canceled it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sThcwmx3rs&nomobile=1&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Probably don't wanna watch this stoned.
Halfway through the first, and probably only, season of The River.
A bit like Lost or something. Not fantastic, but I had nowt to do for while, today.
I downloaded that on the recommendation of a mate who bought the American Pie boxset.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Wasn't sure if I'd watch it but I thought it would give the missus something to do when I posted pish on the internets.
Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).
People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.
How is AllenS.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
FYI. I totally made that section happen. If it weren't for classic threads like "count your toes" and everything else of a countable nature I could think of at the time, we'd still have that shite in the lounge.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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