I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:
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I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:
There was some mild controversy a few years ago*, the lounge being swarmed with mong-a-longs posting those threads to pad their post counts. The lounge resembled the BT section briefly, until JP objected. Some modulating monkey came up with the idea of disabling post count in the lounge, and this was implemented, albeit for about five internets seconds (three or four generations in real life terms). Legitimate lounge bastards didn't see why their posts shouldn't be counted as they found word games the domain of dicks and Boab, and after much harrumphing, lounge post count was reinstated to muffled applause. Word games was relegated to a blasted subsection and everyone went about their business, not quite sure if they'd dreamt the whole debacle.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
*Subject to dream.
I dreamt it was JP. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeFYI. I totally made that section happen. If it weren't for classic threads like "count your toes" and everything else of a countable nature I could think of at the time, we'd still have that shite in the lounge.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:unsunghero:
Fine, I admit it. It was barbie as usual. I just can't fool you guise. :emo:
In other news, the latest supersecret dave almost made me do an actual :earl: :headdesk:.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseHow is AllenS.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I believe he is currently breathing through his mouth.
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Snee, I remember when those were in the lounge and completely detested them.
I slightly lift my yarmulke in the general direction of your personage.
Had a look through those old threads, and this is the best thread I have ever done in my hole life.
Well at least it's better than last time when you simply broke it. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I was around at the time and obviously didn't want to be left with about six posts if all of a sudden lounge posts didn't count - so I did cause a fuss and a bother about it, as did others, and wondered what changed the mods mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThere was some mild controversy a few years ago*, the lounge being swarmed with mong-a-longs posting those threads to pad their post counts. The lounge resembled the BT section briefly, until JP objected. Some modulating monkey came up with the idea of disabling post count in the lounge, and this was implemented, albeit for about five internets seconds (three or four generations in real life terms). Legitimate lounge bastards didn't see why their posts shouldn't be counted as they found word games the domain of dicks and Boab, and after much harrumphing, lounge post count was reinstated to muffled applause. Word games was relegated to a blasted subsection and everyone went about their business, not quite sure if they'd dreamt the whole debacle.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
*Subject to dream.
It was only recently after I read Team Chat that I found out that tesco was the true hero of the piece; 'A post is a post, it's stupid to turn it off in the lounge'.
It brings a tear to the eye: Canadian lol-boy made-good :happy:
I agree. I've found nothing worthwhile in cydia apart from a gameboy emulator (which was what I originally jailbroke it for).Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I'm now over that and considering unjailbreaking (jailfixing?) it
Last 7 posts in the 'one word story':Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
start...
all...
new
better...
tuba's...
concatenated
what
Must be...written...by jdye...
I was hugely prolific during that period, belting out an unlikely 47,000 fantastic posts, making me in and around the most wonderful thing ever to grace this wank pit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI was around at the time and obviously didn't want to be left with about six posts if all of a sudden lounge posts didn't count - so I did cause a fuss and a bother about it, as did others, and wondered what changed the mods mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It was only recently after I read Team Chat that I found out that tesco was the true hero of the piece; 'A post is a post, it's stupid to turn it off in the lounge'.
It brings a tear to the eye: Canadian lol-boy made-good :happy:
But I'm not bitter.
Used to be, people did it for one of three things. Either geocaching, unlocking an operator lock, or for changing the GUI.Quote:
Originally Posted by tescoI agree. I've found nothing worthwhile in cydia apart from a gameboy emulator (which was what I originally jailbroke it for).Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I'm now over that and considering unjailbreaking (jailfixing?) it
Fucknose what else is good. When we did it to my sister's iphone (to unlock it), I just looked at files and shit. Looked to be some sort of debian derivative in there in cydian.
Tethered jailbrakes suck bawls, however. Avoid.
I'm going to do an Arty and explain that when tesco turned the post count back on, all posts we'd made in the interim period of them not counting, suddenly counted.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI was hugely prolific during that period, belting out an unlikely 47,000 fantastic posts, making me in and around the most wonderful thing ever to grace this wank pit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
But I'm not bitter.
This is a necessary deviation from my usual posting style as my internets ego can't stomach the off chance of someone thinking that someone made more posts than me :emo:
And also; tesco's like Bo, if you talk about him, he appears. We shall have to do this more often.
Especially when something needs fixing :smilie4:
:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I'm simply not accepting that your sentence makes any kind of sense.
Even in Japan.
So, what the fuck happened to my 47,000 fantastics posts, then? Do you think I should report it?
Oh right changing the GUI is good too, apart from the fact that the phone slows to a crawl as soon as I enable any of the styles or tweaks. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeUsed to be, people did it for one of three things. Either geocaching, unlocking an operator lock, or for changing the GUI.Quote:
Originally Posted by tesco
Fucknose what else is good. When we did it to my sister's iphone (to unlock it), I just looked at files and shit. Looked to be some sort of debian derivative in there in cydian.
Tethered jailbrakes suck bawls, however. Avoid.
Is it possible to re-jail an iPhone?
Rumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.
Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.
Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Noice. What a bunch of cunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerRumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.
Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.
Well that's jolly nice of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?
The lash at the end was for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisNoice. What a bunch of cunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also. Who is a bunch of cunts; The NikkiD/Jonno/RF love triumvirate or the spastic hydra.
Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.
Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.
Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.
Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.
Well if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toyQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerWell that's jolly nice of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?
Damn decent of you, old bean-stick.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.
See above, gunslinger. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerDamn decent of you, old bean-stick.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.
Oh is that all it is. I had imagined it was a devious apple ploy to get you to buy angry birds or w.eQuote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toyQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Art gets in cos I've lost count of his deformities. Also, I like angry boys. Just as long as they're upside down.
Agree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
See above, slow coach to nowhere. :smile4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAgree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Squeams isn't in because she's a girl and doesn't know her place or how awesome this thread is.
Tesco's definitely in because he's the saviour of the lounge post count and probably hates guns.
Yeah but mine > yoursQuote:
Originally Posted by chavisSee above, slow coach to nowhere. :smile4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
alliteration > you
everything < aubergines
Do you think Idol will know that we're deliberately leaving him out?
You included him :blink:
Oh, you mean ben.
Yeah. He'll know that it was deliberate and we didn't just forget.
I'm taking myself off for being wopped. What a cunt.
it's hardly cause for a reward.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.
I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.