Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by chavis

Do you think Idol will know that we're deliberately leaving him out?

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I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.

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I gave up that ages ago because you do it on purpose :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm taking myself off for being wopped.

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it's hardly cause for a reward.
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.

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My personal, anatomical layout is such that I actually possess a vagina, snuggled deep in my palm, which I keep in my pocket, for obvious social reasons. I am self-pregnating too, which, as you can imagine, causes significant difficulties several times an hour when I have to look for a wank glove.

Also; what's hard to understand.
It's all fairly straight forward as far as I can see. We're quite obviously deciding who is part of the heard. There used to be a heard ages ago of which I was a member, but it went through something of a disbansion in recent years.

There's sound reasoning to each and every decision.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.

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I gave up that ages ago because you do it on purpose :snooty:

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Yes. Idol went for the conceit before the joke, which never works. Let's kill it.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by manker

it's hardly cause for a reward.
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.

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My personal, anatomical layout is such that I actually possess a vagina, snuggled deep in my palm, which I keep in my pocket, for obvious social reasons. I am self-pregnating too, which, as you can imagine, causes significant difficulties several times an hour when I have to look for a wank glove.

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I'm just wondering if you're trying to tell me that you managed to sneak one of those mail order latex vaginas past your missus but now there is no way you can clean it :unsure:

Apple jailbreaking: I thought the main purposes were to install apps that Apple didn't deem family friendly and to enable multitasking, and in general just remove all of the arbitrary restrictions, i.e. emulate an Android :dry:

Flock of bison: I'm permitted to accompany there because no one can figure out what to do with me otherwise, else I'd wonder around ahead sticking my large mammalian cock into the land you roam giving you all cause to have to be careful where you step. Convenience, that's what it is.

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Originally Posted by tesco

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Originally Posted by manker

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

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Last 7 posts in the 'one word story':
start...
all...
new
better...
tuba's...
concatenated
what

Must be...written...by jdye...

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Damn it, I was going to say "tubas". :fist:

Although, I can't think of why anyone would indicate that the tuba owned anything...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=dave+dowell

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Originally Posted by chavis

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.

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:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

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These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=dave+dowell

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Dave Dowell is not defined yet

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

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These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

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Joking aside, I have had other good experiences with black people. This area does not welcome them too warmly. The fact is, 95+% of us are white. Gang problems? Nope, we got annual want-to-be, but were "unfortunately" born white crowds of sub 70 IQ pts teens who have either seen black men on television, or perhaps one driving by in a car, so those seem like good things to emulate, right?

The biggest hurdle I've faced in developing casual relationships with "them" is that so many others have come before me, and made complete fuckups of themselves. The ones I encounter, and hit it off well have a basic level of me being myself. I'm not interested in being black, or learning hip new words. I just want to talk and see how they did stuff in their lives. Where they are going, and how soon they will be out on parole...

I would hang out with more black people if I could. Another problem with being black here is that there really is NO black culture. The makeup of the city almost requires assimilation.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

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Joking aside, I have had other good experiences with black people. This area does not welcome them too warmly. The fact is, 95+% of us are white. Gang problems? Nope, we got annual want-to-be, but were "unfortunately" born white crowds of sub 70 IQ pts teens who have either seen black men on television, or perhaps one driving by in a car, so those seem like good things to emulate, right?

The biggest hurdle I've faced in developing casual relationships with "them" is that so many others have come before me, and made complete fuckups of themselves. The ones I encounter, and hit it off well have a basic level of me being myself. I'm not interested in being black, or learning hip new words. I just want to talk and see how they did stuff in their lives. Where they are going, and how soon they will be out on parole...

I would hang out with more black people if I could. Another problem with being black here is that there really is NO black culture. The makeup of the city almost requires assimilation.

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I actually find the us and them concept quite foreign to be honest, maybe it is simply that our culture is far more integrated, I hope so at least, but Maori and Pacific Islanders live in the same neighborhoods, shop at the same shops, have a vital political say. It isn't all egalitarian, they have a higher level of unemployment but this is reducing and with Iwi (tribal) based corporations based on Waitangi reparations there is more self determination. There are many customary rights like fishing which exempt Maori from licensing which others need so there is a very much a dual or mixed culture in New Zealand. It took along political struggle for this to come about, but at least this was a bloodless one in this country, and most of the major Waitangi treaty claims by the Iwi have been settled by the government(s).
There isn't a weirdness in talking to someone from another race here, the largest Polynesian city in the world is Auckland, our largest city, so there is a melting pot, but a friendly one, for instance, our business partners include a German Samoan, a Tongan and a Maori, none of them have bones through their noses or have tried to spear us yet. :blink:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Dave Dowell is not defined yet

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This is what confuses me. Does nobody on here contribute to urban dictionary?

You heard Dave, I'm apparently too busy with his "hate site".

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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This is what confuses me. Does nobody on here contribute to urban dictionary?

You heard Dave, I'm apparently too busy with his "hate site".

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No I don't contribute, but I love reading the definitions. :yup:


* salty pirate is still my favorite

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I actually find the us and them concept quite foreign to be honest, maybe it is simply that our culture is far more integrated, I hope so at least, but Maori and Pacific Islanders live in the same neighborhoods, shop at the same shops, have a vital political say. It isn't all egalitarian, they have a higher level of unemployment but this is reducing and with Iwi (tribal) based corporations based on Waitangi reparations there is more self determination. There are many customary rights like fishing which exempt Maori from licensing which others need so there is a very much a dual or mixed culture in New Zealand. It took along political struggle for this to come about, but at least this was a bloodless one in this country, and most of the major Waitangi treaty claims by the Iwi have been settled by the government(s).
There isn't a weirdness in talking to someone from another race here, the largest Polynesian city in the world is Auckland, our largest city, so there is a melting pot, but a friendly one, for instance, our business partners include a German Samoan, a Tongan and a Maori, none of them have bones through their noses or have tried to spear us yet. :blink:

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It's both a patch work and a blend here in the U.S., with all ethnicities. You have blended neighborhoods as well as segregated communities. With primary/secondary school, you have blended cliques and segregrated cliques. With undergraduate college you have mostly blended. With graduate college you have blended labs, but the international student tend to stay among each other in the larger labs (e.g. Chinese, Indian). It's extremely dichotomous like that, and people here need to be aware of both. Of course, these vary wildly geographically since the U.S. is not a uniform nation (except maybe with obesity and intelligence, almost uniformly above and below average worldwide, respectively). We have racists, pretenders, and non racists. Everything pretty much needs to be judged on the context.

That's an overview of race relations in the U.S. You can easily code switch from making no distinction to a very stark one, it just depends on what's on your plate at the time.

Getting countless games on my jailbreak for free And personalizing my OS to the way I like it :01:

Fuck now I'm an old silverhaired cunt like the rest of you codgers :mad3:

I could get manker to delete some of my more pointless posts I suppose, the arguments with that spastic TTS leap to mind for a start, then I could be all young and beautiful and golden haired again, not an old fart like youse lot.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

like youse lot.

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I don't know why, but I now confuse quite a few words in all of your posts as "horse". It ends up forcing me to reread them a couple of times since it's hard to get horse out of my head.

I really don't know why that is...

So, site was pretty much down all day then huh?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So, site was pretty much down all day then huh?

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Yep.

So anyway, I've done a shitload in work today.
You should see my desk, the pile of paper and files on my right has been moved to the left and put in a little tray thing for the burds to pick up and type or whatever.

It took less than a day. I was a bit bored for the rest of the day so I posted on ben's internets.
No one really talked to me on there, though :emo:

I would've talked your remaining leg off, mate, but I'm banned. :emo:

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Originally Posted by chavis

I would've talked your remaining leg off, mate, but I'm banned. :emo:

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I think your account is just like dormant or something else. Mine was too until the other day when I wanted to steal something off ben. Or something.

I saw a post of yours in a thread I was reading and noticed the dormant thing. Then I went to this other thread from 2010 and this guy, Ironnick, was posting about webcams and had a pic of me as his avatar. Me, The real and actual me.

I was all :blink: til I realised it was JP.

He was even a modulator there at one stage. That's why I didn't feel too raped when you crossed the floor, too.

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

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Originally Posted by manker

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

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Curiosity and now I want to punch someone called pawz in the face.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

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Curiosity and now I want to punch someone called pawz in the face.

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:lol:
ikr

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Artemis

like youse lot.

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I don't know why, but I now confuse quite a few words in all of your posts as "horse". It ends up forcing me to reread them a couple of times since it's hard to get horse out of my head.

I really don't know why that is...

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It's your :dave: fixation and his recent revelation that he is a horse fucker, you know I have horses so the juxtaposition is natural. :idunno:

Since there are only two active users there right now, I now know your ID there :dave:

Idol^

Can you guess mine?

uhm.

is it something to do with aubergines :unsure:

Bit more fruity than that. :blink:

Just a quick question, who kicked the plug out on the way past yesterday btw? :blink:

No idea.
To both posts :idunno:

Well I was going to log back into Ben's intertubes , but I have just recently built myself a disease free computer, but it only has short term memory atm, and I just sat there and contracted a huge case of can't be arsed at the (initial) log in process.......

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b. :)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b. :)

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It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.