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Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by clocker
I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
The advert did not specify hours either.
If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.
Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.
Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.
You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.
Thank you for your interest in this position.
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by JPaul
That's coz it went straight to your arse.
... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own
precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....
You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by manker
... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....
You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".
Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by manker
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You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".
Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.
There's no plaice like chrome.
http://www.cefas.co.uk/fishinfo/West...ges/Plaice.JPG
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon
Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?
Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.
Sorry, let me say that in American.
"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."
Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.
Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by clocker
I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity...
Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.
You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.
Thank you for your interest in this position.
I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.
We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.
Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.
Sorry, let me say that in American.
"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."
Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.
Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!
You do know I'm Scottish, n'est ce pas.
Re: Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within
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Originally Posted by clocker
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.
You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.
Thank you for your interest in this position.
I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.
We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.
Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?
Do you think you could pull this off
http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Someone should pull that off, I agree.
If that is how you'd like to dress then I have no objections, but you certainly can't expect me to switch designers at this late date.
Here is how I had envisioned us as we laid waste to vaste hordes of innocent bystanders in pursuit of our vendetta....
http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~aclehman/pi...erhero/n21.jpg
The concept needs a bit of tweaking but the basics are sound.
