I Need Girl Help Lol

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Originally posted by sk8punk151+11 May 2003 - 20:40--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sk8punk151 @ 11 May 2003 - 20:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by -andrewlamb098@11 May 2003 - 20:31
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@10 May 2003 - 21:15
HAHA. actually its because my gay PE teacher told my mom I smoke (how the fuck does she know?) And I got a 2.39 gpa, which infact isnt really that bad. My life sucks <_<

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How did your P.E teacher find out you smoke?

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I think its because I hang out with all the stoners. lol. But sill, she cant just presume that I smoke without any proof. What a bitch. <_< [/b][/quote]
I would fukin kill the bitch&#33;&#33;&#33; What proof does she have that you smoke.

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Originally posted by sk8punk151@11 May 2003 - 04:15
HAHA. actually its because my gay PE teacher told my mom I smoke (how the fuck does she know?) And I got a 2.39 gpa, which infact isnt really that bad. My life sucks&nbsp; <_<

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Smoking is stupid it just poisons you, weed is better it an&#39;t addictive and it gets you high :D

O wait you smokin weed or smokes, hanging with stoners lol

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Originally posted by Keikan+12 May 2003 - 05:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keikan @ 12 May 2003 - 05:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--sk8punk151@11 May 2003 - 04:15
HAHA. actually its because my gay PE teacher told my mom I smoke (how the fuck does she know?) And I got a 2.39 gpa, which infact isnt really that bad. My life sucks <_<

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Smoking is stupid it just poisons you, weed is better it an&#39;t addictive and it gets you high :D

O wait you smokin weed or smokes, hanging with stoners lol [/b][/quote]
WEED&#33;&#33; FUCK CIGS :)


and yes, I hate the fucking PE teacher. She had no proof what so ever. Shes a bitch and ever since she called my mom and told her all she does is PMS at me all fucking period long. god dam :angry:

did you just say 2.39 gpa isnt that bad? srry buddy, yah it is...

Maybe someone told her in class or somethin? Which means you aughtta be lookin around for a snitch.

youre gonna want to be AT LEAST above 3.0

Skate punk ,I hope this reaches you in time.
This may be long but read it all ,it should be your format.


What you want to do is get her to go out w/ you and some mutual friends.

1 it mkes it easy for her to say yes and 2 you wont be so nervious
when all your really doing is hanging out,very confortible.

Get some friends together suggest something to them prior
to asking her out.Like you and some friends are going somewhere fun where you can spend more than a few quite hours together.
Very important

Now everyone here is pretty much telling you to be respectible,
thats all nice and all but girls dont want to be 100% respected
simply cause through out the ages they never were.
And also she&#39;ll think your a pussy.

True enough dont call her a chick and dont compliment her boobs unless shes begging for it.
Every girl/women loves compliments ,but almost all
of them loves it when you compliment their eyes.
Make sure your just looking deeply into her eyes as shes talking to
you,then when she pauses say it...

And with a straight face even if its a lie.Doing this makes it all the more believable.
Girls love to talk so let em,it makes it all easyier if you just listen
without judging and without saying too much.

There is nothing worse than some guy who makes a fool of himself by
talking too much .Plus she&#39;ll think you really care about what she says,
thinks,and think your a good listener.

Now the most important thing is to be funny and make a few jokes,
women love a sense of humour and find it sexy.
Not necessarily your commen guy walks into a bar joke,but a funny story or mishap about your friends (dont try to impress her )something embarssing
or funny situation that even happened to you.Jokes about her are game,
take it easy watch out.
Or even easyier some fat guy thats out at the same place as you eating
all you food,make sure to tell her your joking after though.
Feel her out ,what kind of jokes make her laugh the most are money.

Bottom line on this dont embarass your friends that much because
they will become your worst enemy, and will embarass you 2x as bad

All in all be your self because thats who she thinks is cool,dont be mean
or cruel when you make your jokes at her ,your friends or that
a.d.d kid she might feel sorry for.
Teachers or people you know she dosent like are also money .

Let us now what happens ,make sure to ask that broad out,espeacially
if your grounded (make a friend let her know if you are)then she&#39;ll
think or know the risks you take to go out w/ her and love you for it.

Good luck ? as if you need it now.

What good is a 3 .0 grade point in the summer when twichy is out w/ this girl instead of sk8 punk

He is only in like 10th grade fuck off w/ the grades crap.
I bet hes got no intension of going to harvard on a scholly

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Originally posted by nahan@12 May 2003 - 08:57
Now everyone here is pretty much telling you to be respectible,
thats all nice and all but girls dont want to be 100% respected
simply cause through out the ages they never were.
And also she&#39;ll think your a pussy.

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I find that rather insulting. Perhaps you ought to find a woman who has some self-esteem, and then try to disrespect her. Throughout the ages women were not treated with respect because, suprise, most ages&#39; civilizations were patriarchies. However, this is not entirely true either, women in both Norse and Germanic tribal cultures were respected very well, in some instances having power that outstripped the men.


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nahan, where did u find those tips? In a book from 1920???

update for you:

- girls DO want to be respected, especially at that age. At 14 girls are just figuring out that &#39; the world made of this brotherhood of men, for whatever that means&#39;. The best thing you can do is compliment a girl on her strenght and her independance. It makes her feel good and she&#39;ll respect you for noticing it.

- the eyes thing is sooo outdated. I always have to laugh when a guy says such things to me....I mean, talking about clichés.... :blink:

-unless the girl knows the same people as you do, it is a bad idea to take her out on a date with YOUR friends. She&#39;ll feel like your friends have to approve of her and you relationship.

-for godssake, DO NOT TELL JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE FAT OR UGLY OR SOMETHING&#33;&#33;&#33; You can might as well go to the date wearing only some bearskin. Joke about teachers, that always works, try to be sofisticated in your humour.


cheers, ;)









*walks away mumbling &#39;girls don&#39;t want to be 100% respected...jeezes...can u believe that, it&#39;s fucking 2003*

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