fake British univerity certificate?

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Haha....not you!

You removed the "cnut" from your post i see...

That is generally the area of said Clap.

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Fine, then I'll un-report your post.

I didn't remove a cnut. I removed a cunt.

I mean, the crab quote was about you. The people who sorted my certificate out sent me the PM poll going around about you.

I said i dont reckon you do...so back off a bit! Have a dig at the guys who started it.

And by the number of replies, i see you are quite popular here.

Christ....get a grip love.

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

I mean, the crab quote was about you. The people who sorted my certificate out sent me the PM poll going around about you.

I said i dont reckon you do...so back off a bit! Have a dig at the guys who started it.

And by the number of replies, i see you are quite popular here.

Christ....get a grip love.

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Actually I do, and I'm proud of it.

But thanks for the advice love.

Stunned...to say the least.

Considering your range of language, and the fact you are from Devon, suggested to many that it was unlikely the cobwebs had been swept away from that particular area in a long while. Also, back to the Devon issue, i didnt think you could catch crabs off sheep/other such livestock/poultry/your own family....

i stand corrected

Anyway, which fake British university did you get a certificate for, as a matter of interest :unsure:

well, as your interested, i have a Ba, but i said i had an MBA. They wouldnt accept my Ba, so i needed an MBA asap.

I wont say which uni, as i am studying my MBA online there. But i finish in a few months, so i dont see it as so much a bad thing, just bad logistics for me time-wise, i'm definitely gonna get the MBA.

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Stunned...to say the least.

Considering your range of language, and the fact you are from Devon, suggested to many that it was unlikely the cobwebs had been swept away from that particular area in a long while. Also, back to the Devon issue, i didnt think you could catch crabs off sheep/other such livestock/poultry/your own family....

i stand corrected

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Why is Devon covered in cobwebs, and why am I responsible for that? Am I some sort of county-covering spider? Does the fact that I do not originate in Devon change my arachnid status? You can't catch crabs off sheep or the other sources you mentioned because crabs live in intertidal and shallow coastal areas, not in fields.

Please re-stand corrected.

pmsl...i refer to the cobwebs covering your sexual organs...i.e they haven't been used in a while.

Crabs is (a very well known) phrase for pubic-lice.

I don't feel i need to stand again, as i was never really wrong was i?

and as part ofthe education process, and for the fact words confuse you so much, here's a picture of a pubic-louse i found on google...can you see why they're called crabs now?

Poor Devon....trying to get rid of their stigma, and you move in!

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

like i said...certificate arrived, and passed the "stringent" testing system here....

So no more problems. Cheers to the girl that PM'd me to sort this out for me. 25 pounds a bargain.

I hope she aint got crabs tho....natural yoghurt love, yeah?

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Natural yoghurt is good for the treatment of thrush rather than pubic lice ... but don't let that put you off posting.

It's nice to have someone literate join up :happy: