What do you think about courtesy flushes?

Weird...

Do you not hold your penis with your hands when you're taking a piss?

Which do you think contains more germs? your hands or the toilet bowl?

Busymans cawk contains more germs than the toilet bowl

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Weird...

Do you not hold your penis with your hands when you're taking a piss?

Which do you think contains more germs? your hands or the toilet bowl?

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We're talking about shitting. Please stay on topic or I'll have to report you, fucknuckle.

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How rude

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.

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No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.

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Yeah but you know what I really hate.

I really hate when I'm out jogging and my cawk comes lose from its harness and it trips me up. No - worse than that - I really hate when I'm with a woman and she looks at my cawk and she's like; 'Whoa, that's too big to fit inside me' and I'm all like; 'It'll be fine with lube'.

But, like, it never is and I'm still a virgin.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.

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Yeah but you know what I really hate.

I really hate when I'm out jogging and my cawk comes lose from its harness and it trips me up. No - worse than that - I really hate when I'm with a woman and she looks at my cawk and she's like; 'Whoa, that's too big to fit inside me' and I'm all like; 'It'll be fine with lube'.

But, like, it never is and I'm still a virgin.

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So true, so true.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah but you know what I really hate.

I really hate when I'm out jogging and my cawk comes lose from its harness and it trips me up. No - worse than that - I really hate when I'm with a woman and she looks at my cawk and she's like; 'Whoa, that's too big to fit inside me' and I'm all like; 'It'll be fine with lube'.

But, like, it never is and I'm still a virgin.

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So true, so true.

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Et tu, Busy? :cry:

It's like we're forever destined to be blokes that have never had sex but like to write about how big their cawk is on the interweb.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

So true, so true.

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Et tu, Busy? :cry:

It's like we're forever destined to be blokes that have never had sex but like to write about how big their cawk is on the interweb.

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Eh? I never write about how big my cawk is?:blink: I getz much pooosy too.:snooty:

What made you go off on that tangent?

It was funny though.:lol:

Ya know I really hate when I run over the neighbor's cat, shoot their son, and then they get all pissed and wanna call the police. They are such ungrateful basterts. I mean I know they had life insurance on their son.....so maybe it was the cat they were pissed about?:idunno: