lvl 9 (the best one) GIVEAWAY

While I was in the womb, my father beat my mother within an inch of her life, she smoked heavily and drank even more. She had been addicted to Heroin for years, so you guessed it I too after only 7 dyas in the womb was a crack smokin, heroin fuelled junkie who would kill for one more hit.

Not suprisingly my mother tried to have an abortion on the black market in a backstreet in Kingston town. The guy who did it was blind drunk and used a chainsaw. She was so high she didnt realsie nine months was up. I was just about crawl out of that stinking cave when my mothers belly was torn to shreds by the chainsaw. I survived this ordeal, she did not. To be honest that was the least of my worries. I needed a hit and fast.

I was sold into slavery at the age of three. I spent the next 13 years of my life being tortured by unsavoury types. I was used as a sex slave for judges, law enforcement officers, and big wigs from the RIAA and MPAA. They had a thing for young boys. When I finally reached the age of sixteen I was useless to these murderous heathens. I was driven put in a sack of stones beaten with a crow bar and thrown in a lake. I was as good as dead.

Somehow I regained conciousness in time, the only way to escape was to chew off both my hands. But escape I did. Somehow I managed to get my life back together, even got a job as young offenders mentor. Finally my horrid life was getting better.

But I could not kick my addiction, I ended up in debt owing some colombian drug lord a lot of money. My punishment was severe. First he cut my ears off witha spoon, puncturing my eardrums with a fork. My feet were then blugeoned with a sledge hammer, then my kneecaps were shot, my penis removed and they took a kidney for good measure. The whole time they kept me concious and had a doctor who made sure I would survive.

As a last act of power they cut my tongue out and shoved it up my ass.
So here I am typing this message with my nose. I am unable to do anything but sit a t home in front of my computer. My whole life has been an endless cycle of pain and failure.

I was thinking maybe just once I would succeed in achieving just one goal in my desperate life. To get onto this holy tracker is that goal.

Waaaiit i shitt Jessusss . mY ROOMS ON FIREEEE. gOD HEEEELPPPP meee, pleasee Iam burningggg aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........................................

^ LoL ^

that's freaking hilarious!!! or perhaps sick to some.

ROFL'ed me very hard! :lol:

Hello Mr. generous!
This is a very good giveayay. You are giving away one of the rarest and best trackers for free! That's generous! Even if you don't give the invite to me, I'm very impressed of this giveaway and want to give you a big THANK YOU. You provide the FST community a lot by giving away a level 9 tracker, and that's great. More people should do like you. Do you think I'm licking your ass? Well, the real asslicking begins now! :P

Communitys:
I'll begin with telling you about what I think about communitys: Well, some communitys are great. Others are...not so great. A good community is a place where people can share their interests and thoughts with each other and get constructive response. This requires that the comunity have good, ambisious members who want to provide their knowledge and interests to the rest of the community. So: If a community is good or bad depends on the members of the community.

This is my feeling for communitys. I want to join a good community with good members, where I can share knowledge, interests and discuss nice topics. I think all level-9-sites are providing good communitys, and if you give your invite to me I will do my best to make a good community even better. I have quite few posts here at FST, but that's because I'm not a spammer. I never spamm! I'm always trying to write posts with good and interesting content, trying to provide as much as I can to the other members. Quality is better than quantity, according to what makes a community good.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by a level 9 tracker's rules.php

This site is a community, not a service. Please make your best effort to leave postive and constructive comments of thanks and input for torrents that you download.

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:thumbsup: Thumbsup for that quote! I totally agree. A communitybased tracker is a good tracker.

Security:
OiNK was closed down last week. Why? We'll never know, but we know that they had ~180000 members. Probably there were a lot of "anti piracy" members that made their best to help the police with the raid. I know that even the rarest torrentsites aren't completley secure, but a site with few members which is hard to get feels more secure than a site with more than 100000 members. The raid aganst OiNK is a reason to be a little bit paranoid. I want to feel secure when I download. A level 9 site is probably more secure than a lower level, so security is one of the good things with level 9 sites.

Content:
FTN and FSC has rare 0day content. E**** is a site for lossless music. For me it doesn't matter which site you are giving away. I will have great use of the content in all level 9 sites. Rare torrents are like candy for me. I love it! If you give the invite to me I will use my account very much. It seems like the tracker you are giving away is FTN. Seems to be a nice tracker for packs and rare 0day content, which is GREAT!

Africa:
The poverty in Africa makes me sad. I'm crying every day because the situation in Africa is so f*cking stupid bad. I'm sad for the poor children and their familys sake. Here are some scary facts:

:cry: There are eight million children without parents in Africa because of AIDS.
:cry: South of sahara are there 2 million children with AIDS, younger than 15 years old.

I feel very sad about this. Maybe you want to make me feel better? Well, a level 9 invite would probably make me less sad...

I want to join a level 9 tracker (FTN?) because...
...I want to be a member of a community based tracker.
...I want dedicate my life and soul to a nice forum.
...I want to share my knowledge and interests with a nice and friendly community.
...I want to download rare files and packs.
...I want to feel secure when I download illegal stuffs.

This will happen if you don't give the invite to me:
Armageddon
Alien attack
Worldwar
:P :P

And just so you know: I will probably die soon because I have a thousand deadly diseases. I called for the ambulance some minutes ago, because I'm feeling so bad. But I don't think the doctors are able to save me. There are only one way free me from my diseases: A level 9 invite. None of my doctors are a member of a level-9-site, so you are one of the few people in the world who can save me.

Smileys:
Those smileys describes how I would feel if you gave the invite to me:
:):happy::D:lol::fst::thumbsup::yahoo::clap::hooray::cheers::inlove::wub::beer::yay::pizza:
Finally:
You are cute. :wub:
You are sexy. :wub:
If you give your invite to me I will love you forever! :inlove:
I already love you, but if you give me your invite I will love you even more. :inlove:
I hope I have kissed your ass. :P

this thread is getting better n better :lol:

lols willow :D

LOL, what people do for a damn invite. But whatever, some people here do have creative ideas.

oh c'mon, you guys are so lame :) 7 pages and nobody mentioned the ULTIMATE reason:
"world peace"
pick me, pick me, i'm the best, the prettiest, the smartest, the cutest, and i wish for world peace
p.s. did i mention "world peace"?
:blink:

So is rule 3 a rule or not a rule? :p

I have obsessive compulsive disorder. Every 5th minute of the day I have to go to their website and attempt to sign in using my usual login details or else my house will collapse on me and my unsuspecting dog. Unfortunately I have no account there so I am forced to repeat this every 5th minute to keep my sanity. The only way to cure this obsessive compulsive ritual is to get a real account so I can be constantly out of harm's way. Brb, gotta go try and log in...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by willow1976

So here I am typing this message with my nose.

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Most take you the whole time since FTN was created to write this essay with you nose :lol::lol::lol:

Creative and I liked it, good luck on with what's left of your body(Brain,heart,one lung,one testicle,kidney and I think that's it isn't it?:huh:)
:)