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I don't look well in PVC. I like the more natural look
How much are you paying me?

Les, give us a pic of the goatee

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...DM_468x487.jpg

Not my best side tho :unsure:

Must spend a fortune on hair care products.

i would ask for a refund or you could up your dosage:naughty:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Fab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.

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One might be in the gutter but that doesn't preclude an attempt at sartorial elegance :dry:

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Don't they make balances and weighing scales? :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."



Hi, dude :mellow:

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Slick use of the quote function there :shifty:

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Is the correct term to use 'pwned'?

Either that or All your base are belong to us

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ53t0gv_4[/youtube]

Unfortunately I have an internet speed of 196.6kbps at the moment because Tiscali sucks big fat cock, so I won't be able to look at that video until at least 2012.

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Unfortunately I have an internet speed of 196.6kbps at the moment because Tiscali sucks big fat cock, so I won't be able to look at that video until at least 2012.

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:fear2:

Your interwebs have been stole!!!11

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Your interwebs have been stole!!!11

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I know :cry1:. I'm trying to be brave though, because I don't want to let on that inside I'm rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan high on Sunny D.

I don't care...it's only the internet...it's not like I need it.