Be creative make me laugh and get FTN

Maybe This express how I want to become a FTN member!!!


Danger/Caution: Hairy ass :P:cool:
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8206/ftasscb9.png
http://xs227.xs.to/xs227/08192/ftass858.png

When I saw this thread, I think: my "CHANCE" is now :naughty:

I call for my GF but she was not at home :shutup:

So, in a desperate moment,I ASK FOR MY MOTHER WRITE IN MY ASS :fear2::fear2:

BRANDON, THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST SHAMEful MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!

I will hate you forever if I u donn`t give me one invite cuz atm i HAVE A GUY NAME WRITTEN ON MY ASSSSS AND I`M SHOWING this FOR THE ALL WORLD:P:P:lol:

hahahahahahahaha but was very funny and I laugh a lot:lol:

Ok..Joking apart, i realy wanna join, and, as my self ad, i can say I have a seedbox, Im active in 70% of my trackers forums , nice ratios and bla bla bla(I can send ss if u want)!!

Thanks in advance man ;)

edit: sorry for my bad english :(

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I need an invite
to FTN
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What what

[chorus]

I would like an invite
To this tracker
But don't you worry
I won't bite (Not that hard)
If you give it
I'll praise you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower

What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

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Originally Posted by Brandon

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Originally Posted by Kyl3KK

I know calling you a dick might be a little far, B, but is your sarcasm detector ok? I don't think he meant ANYTHING in that post.

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Is yours ok? :lol:

I was just playing off his post. I was going to act real offended but didnt wanna take it too far :P

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Guess mine is broken than too. That made me lol, B wins my invite :P heh.

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Originally Posted by Brandon

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Okay fine this isn't working so let me be completely honest.
If I ever got on FTN I would not be a good member.I tend to leech and cheat.I have no respect for staff because I feel that they are beneath me.
I would be a trader too but frankly it's just to much work.
I would give references but everyone hates me.
Thanks for the opportunity ( I don't really mean it as you are probably a dick).

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Noted.
Added you to my blacklist.
Thanks for playing :)

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You couldn't see that I was trying to be funny?
Jesus man I don't really care if you ever give me an invite but realize at least I didn't mean it.Ask anybody who knows me here it was a joke.
I try to make friends here for Christ's sake not enemies.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Brandon

Noted.
Added you to my blacklist.
Thanks for playing :)

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You couldn't see that I was trying to be funny?
Jesus man I don't really care if you ever give me an invite but realize at least I didn't mean it.Ask anybody who knows me here it was a joke.
I try to make friends here for Christ's sake not enemies.

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see above post ^^

I hope no one would take this as an offence!!!


http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6...bujofr5.th.jpg

I want the FTN invite :D

@BOOM: I'm not sure whether or not to be impressed or grossed out.. but either way I think you got one due to the fact that not only did I spit out my drink all over my desk, but you totally caught me off guard there.

@jrad675: It does have some creativity, not enough "giggle" to it though. I'll consider it.

@idoleyes: look closer at my above posts ;)

Keep em coming :P

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Originally Posted by jrad765

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I need an invite
to FTN
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What what

[chorus]

I would like an invite
To this tracker
But don't you worry
I won't bite (Not that hard)
If you give it
I'll praise you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower

What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

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I would give mine to you if you made an entire song. The lyrics are too much like the original.

I take back everything I said.You really are a dick.:lol:
p.s. the tracker's screwing up for me so I can't read everything instantly.

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Originally Posted by Kyl3KK

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Originally Posted by jrad765

song...

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I would give mine to you if you made an entire song. The lyrics are too much like the original.

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haha i just substituted lines......back to the drawing board:shifty: