Getting Drunk

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Originally Posted by Snee

And there went the neighborhood.

Welp, a page ago, I get distracted in between posting, see.

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You made it happen. Speak of the spastic, and all that, like.

Self-fulfilling prophecy to the max.

Have you seen Flash Forward yet?

If so, what do you think?

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Are you talking about the couch again, or.

Btw-

I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.

I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.

Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?

I only ask because I trust you all for good help.

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Tell her that her prospective spouse is genetically predisposed to the bad aids.

Artistically construct fleshy legions on your brow and neck.

Punch those who're dear to you to riase the requisite wounds and propound that myth.

She'll be out that cat-flap like a diarrhoeic gerbil.

You knows it makes sense.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Are you talking about the couch again, or.

Btw-

I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.

I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.

Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?

I only ask because I trust you all for good help.

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Punch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.

Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.

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So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.

For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.

I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.

I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.

I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.

Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.

Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.

I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.




It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.

Isn't that something.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by chalice

Tell her that her prospective spouse is genetically predisposed to the bad aids.

Artistically construct fleshy legions on your brow and neck.

Punch those who're dear to you to riase the requisite wounds and propound that myth.

She'll be out that cat-flap like a diarrhoeic gerbil.

You knows it makes sense.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Are you talking about the couch again, or.

Btw-

I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.

I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.

Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?

I only ask because I trust you all for good help.

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Punch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.

Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.

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So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.

For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.

I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.

I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.

I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.

Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.

Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.

I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.




It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.

Isn't that something.

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I'm taking that as a "No, but I thought about it."

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by Snee

And there went the neighborhood.

Welp, a page ago, I get distracted in between posting, see.

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You made it happen. Speak of the spastic, and all that, like.

Self-fulfilling prophecy to the max.

Have you seen Flash Forward yet?

If so, what do you think?

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Just having seen the first episode, I like the novel better, thus far (if only I could remember where I put it). The flash forward spans something like 22 years, and there's no nonsense about terrorists.

Having said that, it's good enough to watch.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Have you seen Flash Forward yet?

If so, what do you think?

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I've watched the first two episodes.

A bit wishy-washy would be my description. The first episode was fairly exciting, mostly just explosions tho' :emo:

They'd almost lost me when the shadowy fella in the baseball stadium showed up. That was vaguely intriguing.

The second episode, which I watched last night, was instantly forgettable.

More pseudo-intellectual clap trap is my guess.

Having said that I haven't actually seen it so that's probably a bit harsh.

I stand by my assessment.

I had I massive post there all ready to post about that Fast Forward show ready to go.

It was even more tedious than Kev's post above.

But I fucked it up and lost it cos I'm currently pished to the max.

Well, fuck that then. :dabs:

Probably for the best, like.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Are you talking about the couch again, or.

Btw-

I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.

I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.

Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?

I only ask because I trust you all for good help.

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Punch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.

Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.

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So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.

For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.

I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.

I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.

I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.

Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.

Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.

I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.




It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.

Isn't that something.

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I'm taking that as a "No, but I thought about it."

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Yup.

For about an hour-and-a-half, then I found this thread.

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Originally Posted by chalice

I had I massive post there all ready to post about that Fast Forward show ready to go.

It was even more tedious than Kev's post above.

But I fucked it up and lost it cos I'm currently pished to the max.

Well, fuck that then. :dabs:

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Good one, then...just remember - you owe me.

Anyway, JP-

the bawxing?

lol at the kids who drink and then go chat on irc