Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
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Speedo
Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!
I'm sure you'll get this one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
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Originally Posted by
iLOVENZB
Why did the chicken cross the road?
hmmm...I know this line.
Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
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senegal
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Originally Posted by
iLOVENZB
Why did the chicken cross the road?
hmmm...I know this line.
My guess is that you are also intimate with the chicken.
Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
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Originally Posted by
Darth Rings
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Originally Posted by
Speedo
This is science.
Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?
What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).
WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
Darth Rings
Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?
What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).
WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.
I guess you're a geneticist first, and a woman second.
I'm not complaining, mind you.
Re: I'm sorry, woman are not funny..
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Squeamous
WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.
Get a proper education, then come have this discussion with me. Also get a sense of humor, considering you either took my joke too seriously, or you didn't get my joke at all.
Actually fuck that.
You ignorant chimpanzee, the difference between humans and our closest relative primate is 2%, and they mostly code for expression genomics. Get an education where they don't teach you googled material. Baboon.
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I googled this so it obviously can't be rite. But I'm sure someone who works in that field might know better, like, oh I don't know, can't think of one.
Do you know someone, Squibbles?
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"27 Nov 2006" - Since then, it's been studied even further to pointless extremes. No one can accurately pinpoint a percentage, but it's about 1.5 million genetic differences between the two species, with rapid increases in certain genes, which is why some differences "overlap".
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You sound like you totally know what you're talking about, are you a scientist at all?