tTC Recruitment, the other one

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Just remember, even thinking about disagreeing with staff of tTC=permaban

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Just the Permanent ban?:O I thought you will send your undercover black guys to members homes to chop off their cocks :D

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

We figured out a punishment. We need a database system to help us keep track of our arbitrary and spontaneous warnings. We've given you the task to put one together. Don't forget to include your warning in there. We'll be too good to check it, we just need one so that we can make references to it.

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Alrighty, I'll keep track of that.
Warning #1 - anon. Reason: user made details about the inner workings of tTC publicly visible. Was asked not to do it again, and agreed. Two more warnings left before getting banned with reason "question authority, unless that authority is mjmacky".

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Unfortunately, Night0wl's application was rejected. Most of the staff thought he was a Tool, but they interrupted my masturbation to ask if he had my vote. I really wanted to finish so I voted against him and then blew my load all over the place.

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ROFL. Man, you don't know how much you made me laugh with this, for real. :glagpinch:

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Originally Posted by scrappen

I couldn't possibly disagree with you. In fact, I don't have a true opinion of my own. I just stick to what I think people want me to say and hope that I will be perceived as a cool guy and be respected for who i pretend to be.

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Just stick to supporting what the guy with the most posts says, and you'll be fine. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by anon

Alrighty, I'll keep track of that.
Warning #1 - anon. Reason: user made details about the inner workings of tTC publicly visible. Was asked not to do it again, and agreed. Two more warnings left before getting banned with reason "question authority, unless that authority is mjmacky".

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omg you actually did it, anon=staff, congrats buddy.

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Unfortunately, Night0wl's application was rejected. Most of the staff thought he was a Tool, but they interrupted my masturbation to ask if he had my vote. I really wanted to finish so I voted against him and then blew my load all over the place.

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ROFL. Man, you don't know how much you made me laugh with this, for real. :glagpinch:

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I'm pretty sure he'll find it hilarious too :D

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Just remember, even thinking about disagreeing with staff of tTC=permaban

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Just the Permanent ban?:O I thought you will send your undercover black guys to members homes to chop off their cocks :D

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We don't have any black members at tTC, we don't think black people can be 1337

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

omg you actually did it, anon=staff, congrats buddy.

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Yay, I'm the overlord of tools now! :clap: This is so great. :hooray:

I promise to use my powers responsibly (removes his warning), take my pills on time, and all that.

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Originally Posted by anon

take my pills on time

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Our beloved friend merwais exists for the sole purpose of reminding us to do just that

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

i have many friends on facebook, and i have alot of money and alot of friend i have sony xperia x10 can i join please ?

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Originally Posted by qnene

i have many friends on facebook, and i have alot of money and alot of friend i have sony xperia x10 can i join please ?

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Do you have a bank account? I need to know how to get that $100

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Originally Posted by anon

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

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It's been awhile since I heard that one :D

We were planning on inviting mjmacky to join our community but he seems to have his hands full already with his own place.

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Originally Posted by qnene

i have many friends on facebook, and i have alot of money and alot of friend i have sony xperia x10 can i join please ?

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Where do I begin.....
Let's see I have many friends on facebook..... now that's just sad, it's sort of like the fat kid who say's his dog likes him....
I have alot of money... apparently not after macky has finished emptying your bank a/c for emergency pizza party funds....
i have sony xperia x10... now personally that is the first time I have ever seen someone explain what kind of phone they have as a reason for an invite and must admit that I am more than slightly confused about the relevance ?