Hoi chavis.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

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I suppose I could. To be honest there's more incriminating and embarrassing information about me out there under the name 'Squeamous' than my real name.

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

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It wasn't actually, I just pulled 3 random items out of my subconscious. I can't help it if I have a filthy mind :smilie4:

I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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Originally Posted by chavis

No such thing as a blatant euphemism.

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Well, yes, but wouldn't the most blatant attempt at euphemistic allusion be a tad clunky for our porpoises.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

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You wouldn't want my twee tits-by-fairylight :snooty:

Well now, there's an adjective you don't often see with tits.

The fairy lighting would have been absolutely fine. But now I think your top bollocks are somehow old fashioned :crazy:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

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Please tell me you said this while running an X-acto blade down your forearm to your palm. Fucking :emo:.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

After that this place became boring really, I mean some of the spastics you keep are entertaining, like MBM... speaking of which have you noticed how it's those from the southern hemisphere who are the slowest... you have to repeat everything multiple times to them before they get it...

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What an epitaph, Dave. Referring to North America (Washington State, NTL) as being in the Southern Hemisphere at the same time suggesting that individual is among the "slow[est]".

Only on the internet would I have found someone as dim as you, Shadow. Sadly, not all present can claim the same.