Mary does China, the official thread

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You guys leave squeams alone, she's just sexually frustrated right now because I won't let her walk her fanny over me.

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I already did, you just didn't notice. How's that for subtlety?

You men are so easy. All I have to do is listen and alter my song accordingly, and you come crashing on my rocks time and time again :console:

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Originally Posted by manker

If I had to criticise Squeams' writing style, there, I'd have to find fault with her narrative. It lurches from detached observer to the protagonist's viewpoint and then back again with nary a nod nor line break.

What this flawed technique did was to intermingle her own stance with that of Mary's to the point that they were indistinguishable.
The results are there for all to see. It's a mess and a particularly misleading one at that. I've had to take her mobile phone from her in class and I sometimes think that she's more interested in boys than my diction.

I'm going to have to insist she stays behind.
B+ for content, D- for execution.

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You're labouring under a misapprehension. The mingling of my stance and Mary's serves to point out how right I am. I have created a position that Mary would find it difficult to counter since it is as you say, indistinguishable from his own. This is also down to the fact that I am probably right. As a general rule of thumb, the closer the answer is to the truth the more likely they are to be indistinguishable from each other :smilie4:
You find this stance unsettling because you inhabit the grey areas between defined poles. There are no grey areas here, so where will your intellect rest Manky, where? You're in limbo. A sort of intellectual purgatory :console:

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So your literary device is emulation.
I posit that it will all blow up in your face if Mary comes along and delivers a cutting riposte which completely nullifies your assertions that A) he prefers a woman who wouldn't be demanding cawk all the damn time and B) that his autism doesn't render him socially awkward.

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ofuck, you were right all along :o

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

When I align my stance with Mary, it serves to make me right

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Agreed.

Found this while looking for the 2 A holes do karaoke skit. The question I pose is, if you were into this chick, would you still... after this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iuJkXEUR4M

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

When I align my stance with Mary, it serves to make me right

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Agreed.

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:lol: sweet.

Also, I couldn't ever envisage being into that chick on the vid but I'll bet the 15 year old awkward kid got his cawk sucked that night.

More info about the vid, the one singing is named Mistress Maya, the other Asian girl is someone named "La Carmina", a fashion blogger from Vancouver who likes to dress gothic lolita style. Her white accent makes her almost seem like a really convincing weeaboo. Anyways, she's pretty cute, the outfits don't hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ed6cM303Y

It's almost seven minutes long, I can't watch all that.

Also, long face is long.
Put a beard on her and it's ben in drag.

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Originally Posted by manker

It's almost seven minutes long, I can't watch all that.

Also, long face is long.
Put a beard on her and it's ben in drag.

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Hill be angry about that one, like.

He might even chin you