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Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.
You're welcome.
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Squeamous
Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.
You're welcome.
You should call it the House of Red Autumn.
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mjmacky
You should call it the House of Red Autumn.
Bit too poetic
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Squeamous
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mjmacky
You should call it the House of Red Autumn.
Bit too poetic
I thought it could use a little Asian irony.
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Squeamous
Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.
You're welcome.
That's two reasons christianity and periods don't mix.
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Squeamous
You don't get to emboss me around.
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Squeamous
Day 5 in the Period House.....rage long gone, also breast tenderness and water retention. Downside: swollen bewbs deflating. Upside: bloated period baby stomach in retreat. Appetite returning to normal. Bleeding now on an ad-hoc basis.
You're welcome.
That's two reasons christianity and periods don't mix.
Bonus points for bleeding out of your palms and feet, though.
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What did Jesus say to Mary?
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Woman, see! Period hands!
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Are you suggesting Jesus was fingering his mum when she was on the rag :unsure:
