I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

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Originally Posted by manker

Your metaphors remain really rather good, however.

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It's because I'm always using them to learn people things.

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

I think this is where you're going wrong.
Go shag a munter.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.

mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
mary is having marital difficulties.

Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

I think this is where you're going wrong.
Go shag a munter.

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See above quotes.I'm fairly certain that the fact of them merely being conscious puts most women out of OlgeL's league.:mellow:

Oleg, just a tentative enquiry.
On a scale of one to ten, how deeply would you say your mother sleeps.

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mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
mary is having marital difficulties.

Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.

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Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.

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If you don't shut the fuck up, I will buy a gun, come to your state, and put a bullet in your brain. You don't deserve to live. Fuck you.

I would rather fuck a bus