What I did this weekend...

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

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This post had me examining my own legs. Luckily, the way it thins at the ankles assures me that they aren't upside down.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

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I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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Originally Posted by manker

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I thought it mediocre.
But it's all for you, barbie. And digitally engineered bots just like you.

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I thought it was megalulz :happy:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

It reminded me of when we used to say skweeky wasn't from Belgium, but it didn't matter anyway as it's just another part of France :D

Ahhhh, those were the days. In those bygone days when you could buy a beer for £2 ($150)

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Germany because the flags were similar and because of the history between the two countries meaning it would piss her off more.

That was obviously all JP's doing and it hounded her off the board.
Quelle surprise. The man was a menace :(

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Originally Posted by Squeams

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity.

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It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:

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Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

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Originally Posted by manker

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It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

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Not really, they're all kinda of me doing things while using my legs to facilitate the doing of those things. I don't make a habit of posing. This is the best I think I can do. Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

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I think I see the problem. I run and climb. I have large calves for my build so they make my knee and ankle look narrow.

It smells like an oncoming "post your zettai ryouiki" thread, but I won't do it since myself and Snee would probably be the only contributers. Further thinking about it, Snee probably wouldn't even participate.

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Originally Posted by squeams

Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm:

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:lol:
Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

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We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4: