Thanks for your advice and your experience with the site.
Seeing you're the only one not making fun of me and trying to help me, I'm going to listen to you and call the request.
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He's only mocking you, XS.
Done. FSC invite is waiting in your mailbox. I'll be awaiting your dirty panties. Bonus invite to any site of your choosing if it contains a skid mark.
My offer was real. Give me what I want and you'll get what you want. I've done this before. Ask MBM.
1. There was no native skid, but I added a hefty "aftermarket". I was going to send via FedEx, then thought, "A few days in the back of a transport vehicle travelling through drought-stricken areas will only serve to age them like a fine steak."
2. How else would I have gotten into FSC the first time? I'm not a lying douche like sheriff... :no:
@mbm -- They discriminated against me because it was widely known that i was gay. The last time i applied i told them it was all a hoax and i was really straight. With that all cleared up i was in immediately.:P
I like that you used "widely" and "gay" in the same sentence. Blow in peace, sir. :D
Funny I didn't have to lie and simply presented the facts that I am awesome beyond the limited capacity of the average internet dolt to either understand or appreciate.
I then concluded by saying that I didn't have time to go into further detail as my duties as ninja savior of the known Universe were calling.
ffs, i had to delete over 50 pm's :O :whistling