If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by OlegL

My self-esteem is so low. I am afraid I won't be able to pass this class.

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Don't worry OlegL, nature has a way of compensating for shortcomings.

For example, while your self esteem may be hitting the floor, my self esteem is sky high. See how nature compensates.

So, because nature has made your a worthless runt, to compensate, nature has made me a worthwhile being respected by many.

So don't worry. There is always light at the tunnel, and you can take solace in the fact that just because you are a failure, someone else is at the opposite end of the scale.


A message to all those other useless fuckwits out there. For every fuckwit and retard, there is someone to balance the stupidity with their intelligence.

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I bathe in the warm glow of your magnificence :wank:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

Don't worry OlegL, nature has a way of compensating for shortcomings.

For example, while your self esteem may be hitting the floor, my self esteem is sky high. See how nature compensates.

So, because nature has made your a worthless runt, to compensate, nature has made me a worthwhile being respected by many.

So don't worry. There is always light at the tunnel, and you can take solace in the fact that just because you are a failure, someone else is at the opposite end of the scale.


A message to all those other useless fuckwits out there. For every fuckwit and retard, there is someone to balance the stupidity with their intelligence.

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I bathe in the warm glow of your magnificence :wank:

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:lol: Where FoX sees "opposite end of the spectrum", we see "other end of the rubber dong"...

I would suggest you forget about this happening. Once you get laid, you'll want it on a regular basis, and what are the odds that you'll find other unconscious women in the middle of a deserted street.

Please don't even suggest that Oleg and I may be related by genetics!

I like to think that evolution divided, and Oleg was on one leg of evolution (the failure leg), and I was on the other leg (those that achieve).

Didn't Darwin draw up some document about evolution, and how the weaker of the species dies off to make way for the more powerful, or 'survival of the fittest' as some would put it.

Mind you, we have our leaders to blame for all the weaklings surviving. It is now illegal to terminate the worthless scum that occupies valuable air space, and whole countries, such as the US, will go to war, wasting countless lives, to prove that worthless scum have a right to live.

It always reminds me of the film, 'Saving Private Ryan', where a whole lot of people die just to save the life of one. And how did he repay them? He went on to make the Bourne Trilogy, and numerous other films.

So, why waste the lives of countless soldiers to defend someone who, by their own stupidity, has become a target themselves. Only the stupid die, unless they are Oleg, in which case they survive to remind us that they are a blight on our once proud planet.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I bathe

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TheFox, I like the way you express your thoughts. You always write with such eloquence.
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Oleg, i just got a line on a butt load of roofies. Send me some cash, I'll send you some, and your women problems will be over. Easy Peasy.

I usually roofy a bitch once a year(or whenever that "craving" hits), so it's really no big deal. Just get your business done quickly and then dump her somewhere, that way there's no worries on your part.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

My self-esteem is so low. I am afraid I won't be able to pass this class.

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People who say they can and people who say they can't are both usually right.:)

I learnt that from a guy who died in a tragic hang gliding accident. :)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I learnt that from a guy who died in a tragic hang gliding accident. :)

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This sounds like a Bruce Willis moment in that film, The Sixth Sense. Either you see dead people, or you are dead and don't even know it.

girls are yucky ... just pay with your star trek toys & you will live much longer