Mental problems :ghey:

A mental update.

They lost my piss. This wasn't a test tube, this was like a 4 pint of milk type container and they lost it. Which basically means it's in a secret underground government cloning facility.

They appolagised and said they'd have to order a new pish jug and have given me another weeks worth of diazapam, this time a lower dosage but moar pills than the last lot, so it's even moar :ermm:

It's sort of still happening, on the buses. I'm finding I have to get off and on them to get to work, taking breaks lyke. It's taking three hours to get to work and the same again home.

I have to get on a plane this thyme next week for a little holiday and then again in three weeks for wurk - I don't know what's going to happen in an airport :emo: I plan to ask them for something stronger such as skag.

They've basically said I don't have the disorder this piss test is for as it's extremely rare but they still have to test for it :dabs: then after that I have to do a cbt - cognitive behavior therapy which apparently I can do over the phone. Then they give me 3 to 6 months worth of something that are like antidepressants but not and they have no dependency side effects and will get rid of it all :eyebrows:

As you're crazy are you absolutely sure that you didn't drink the piss?

I tried to warn him, but everyone refuses my wisdom because I'm smug.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

As you're crazy are you absolutely sure that you didn't drink the piss?

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Were you actually expecting a response regardless what you say?? :noes:

I was hoping that he foolishly clung to artifacts of the past like courtesy.
My mistake.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

As you're crazy are you absolutely sure that you didn't drink the piss?

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That's not as crazy as implied.. on the day I had to hand it in, I couldn't do it till after work so I rang the docs and said is it ok until the end of the day, they said as long as you keep it in the fridge to keep it fresh :ermm: it was hard to fit it in the door shelf what with all the jars of semen and egg cartons of toenail clippings. Even had to throw out the ones that weren't mine :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

It's sort of still happening, on the buses. I'm finding I have to get off and on them to get to work, taking breaks lyke. It's taking three hours to get to work and the same again home.

I have to get on a plane this thyme next week for a little holiday and then again in three weeks for wurk

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Top tip.. don't try and get off the plane mid-flight... ;)

You're welcome... :cool:

You're not the president of aeroplanes! :snooty:

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Clearly, you need the ghey beaten out of you.

Maybe it's like the flu jab where they infect you with some of it to build an immunity? So.... ....anyone up for some bumming.. ...I guess? :unsure: