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That little part with "The Communists" when that old man jumps on the table and dances....that was classic
"did somebody say kruschef?" lmfao, that was one of the most funniest things in family guy, and this bit goes to show family guy is totally unpredictable. lol, "quit stalin" :lol:
i don't remember wat episode it was from, but that spike lee bit cracked me up
goes something like this:
peter: "no loius, this is as predictable as the dialogue coming from a white person in a spike lee movie"
movie scene from one of spike lees movies gets played
black guy: " yo, can i get 2 slices of pepperoni pizza?"
white guy (cashier/behind counter): "blkasdjkl dsjjdjdh lkaebsshhhbe shhhbrb blaskhd (drooling all over the place like he's got rabies or something)" lmfao
peter: "national television? i don't know, last time i was on tv i kinda screwed up"
flashback to survivor ep. wit peter in it
peter: "how could u wash ur dirty clothes in our drinking water?" *starts walking, trips on something (wire) and falls taking down a background picture/set revealing the price is right show behind the background picture, everyone looks shocked*
peter: "oh crap,.....um....um.......look out, headhunters, mehahahaa (that weird cry he does)...................damnit, am i fired?" :lol:
Peter: I remember when I was potty trained.
*Flashback*
Shows peter's face as a child, then zooms out and the face appears to be a photo on the wall. Fully grown peter runs in the living room with that photo and says,"Hey Lois, I did it!".
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Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 June 2004 - 19:20
Peter: I remember when I was potty trained.
*Flashback*
Shows peter's face as a child, then zooms out and the face appears to be a photo on the wall. Fully grown peter runs in the living room with that photo and says,"Hey Lois, I did it!".
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That time when peter walks into a gun store with a bunch of crapply drawn birds trying to make it look like a pet store. The mob works there so they hold signs of what they really want to say, whilst covering it up with some crappy audio like,"Peter, there is no such thing as the mafia!". Then peter reads the entire sign aloud and gets it smashed into his face.
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Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 June 2004 - 22:30
That time when peter walks into a gun store with a bunch of crapply drawn birds trying to make it look like a pet store. The mob works there so they hold signs of what they really want to say, whilst covering it up with some crappy audio like,"Peter, there is no such thing as the mafia!". Then peter reads the entire sign aloud and gets it smashed into his face.
Man 1: I'm looking for a "bunny"
Man 2: What kind of "bunny"? A handheld "bunny" or a fully automatic high powered rifle "bunny"
Man 1: The type of "bunny" you would use to shoot someone in the head with
Something like that :lol:
remembered another from Road to Rhode Island
Stewie: Operator? Oh blast..thats right, you have to punch in the numbers these days. *rings the wrong number* Oh well, there's only one thing to do...1111111. Lois? Damn! 1111112. Lois? Damn!
HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
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Originally posted by SillyRumours@22 June 2004 - 23:26
HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
*Fires a machine gun and sound of a body falling to the floor*
Brian: Since we didnt get involved with women, we have had enough success to become millionares.
Peter: Yes, I'm gonna go to the kitchen to make a donut and then have sex with it.
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Oh yea, also that one were Stuie daydreams of his family with sophistication!
Peter: Oh my, it appears I've spontaneously combusted!
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lol i remember this scene!
Chicken Man: The World is gonna end at Y2K!
Peter: Holy CRAP *runs to the trix rabbit*
Peter: SILLY RABBIT Trixs are for kids! *runs back to the chicken man*
Peter: i'm sorry i wasen't listening. what was that :lol: