:P Nope, no mirage, and ten plus one four times, I think might be 11111111, or 411 ? :P
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:P Nope, no mirage, and ten plus one four times, I think might be 11111111, or 411 ? :P
:huh: You guys type too fast for me ! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 14:18
One of them is a son by marriage or adoption?
Was JmiF wrong then?
Lamsey, .....nope, and nope.
She had triplets, or quadruplets, or quintuplets, or sextuplets, or heptuplets, or octuplets, or... hell, you get the idea.Quote:
Originally posted by The Sons Riddle
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year......but they were not twins.
How could this be ?
Failing that, WeeMouse suggests that they may have been eaten by a donkey.
She had triplets, or quadruplets, or quintuplets, or sextuplets, or heptuplets, or octuplets, or... hell, you get the idea.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+23 April 2003 - 14:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 23 April 2003 - 14:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--The Sons Riddle
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year......but they were not twins.
How could this be ?
Failing that, WeeMouse suggests that they may have been eaten by a donkey.[/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: WeeMouse is determined to have someone killed off by donkeys!!
Yes, you got it Lamsey. Good job. ;)
NoQuote:
Originally posted by Riddler@23 April 2003 - 22:20
:P Nope, no mirage, and ten plus one four times, I think might be 11111111, or 411 ? :P
101101101101?
No[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF+23 April 2003 - 14:31--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 23 April 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@23 April 2003 - 22:20
:P Nope, no mirage, and ten plus one four times, I think might be 11111111, or 411 ? :P
<_< Hmmmm.....how about: It doesn't matter how many times you add 10 plus 1, you always get 11 ??
riddler: the hot air balloon one?
<_< Hmmmm.....how about: It doesn't matter how many times you add 10 plus 1, you always get 11 ?? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler+23 April 2003 - 22:33--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 23 April 2003 - 22:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -JmiF@23 April 2003 - 14:31
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@23 April 2003 - 22:20
:P Nope, no mirage, and ten plus one four times, I think might be 11111111, or 411 ? :P
No
Yes
:D Yup !Quote:
Originally posted by kAb@23 April 2003 - 14:34
riddler: the hot air balloon one?
damn.... i was posting alot last night... back when this was only 1-5 pages... it really took off during the day!! (canadian time!)
:D Crazy ain't it !!Quote:
Originally posted by pyromonkey@23 April 2003 - 14:39
damn.... i was posting alot last night... back when this was only 1-5 pages... it really took off during the day!! (canadian time!)
Have a crack at this one...........
Make this string of words make sense by only inserting the proper punctuation:
that that is is is that it it is not that that is not is not is that it it is. :P
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
I know a different one.
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is not is not that that is.
Yours is much more complex. I really want to see that.
:o OOOOOH, almost had it there L ! A few more tweaks and we're there. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 14:48
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
That that is, is. Is that it ? It is not. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 22:48
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
Yeah, JmiF got it. My second sentence was a bit screwed up :">
Didn't know where to start so just copied and amended yours Lamsey. At least I'm honest.
Joint effort! :beerchug:
BTW I corrected your grammar in another post JmiF. See if you can find it. There is a hole in my argument too, see if you can find that as well.
That that is, is. Is that it ? It is not. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF+23 April 2003 - 14:52--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 23 April 2003 - 14:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 22:48
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
B) Correctamundo ! By the way, JmiF, just a little sidebar; I'm curious about your Avatar---I can't place it exactly but I recognize the face....who is that ? :huh:
B) Correctamundo ! By the way, JmiF, just a little sidebar; I'm curious about your Avatar---I can't place it exactly but I recognize the face....who is that ? :huh: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler+23 April 2003 - 22:56--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 23 April 2003 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -JmiF@23 April 2003 - 14:52
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@23 April 2003 - 22:48
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
That that is, is. Is that it ? It is not. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
Me
JmiF, unless you are Martin O'Neill (the Celtic manager) then you are lying...
My avatar is me, however.
Me[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF+23 April 2003 - 15:10--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 23 April 2003 - 15:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -Riddler@23 April 2003 - 22:56
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Originally posted by -JmiF@23 April 2003 - 14:52
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@23 April 2003 - 22:48
That that is, is. Is that it, it is not that that is not is not? Is that it? It is.
That that is, is. Is that it ? It is not. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
B) Correctamundo ! By the way, JmiF, just a little sidebar; I'm curious about your Avatar---I can't place it exactly but I recognize the face....who is that ? :huh:
:blink: Whoah! Freaky. Are you famous or something ? Cuz i really think I've seen you before. :huh:
What on earth are you talking about.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 23:12
JmiF, unless you are Martin O'Neill (the Celtic manager) then you are lying...
My avatar is me, however.
haha, you just changed you avatar jmif!
:D Messing with my head !! I love it !! :lol:
Lamsey, however is lying for sure cuz that's a pic of Dustin Hoffman when he was 17 ! ;)
JmiF stop changing your avatar? Who's that now? Another Celtic great?
I posted this, or something like it, somewhere, I cant remember where.
You are climbing a mountain on your own and are caught in a blizzard. You fear you are going to freeze to death, however you are lucky and find a mountain rescue shelter.You go in and find a stove, with wood and a firelighter, a lamp with paraffin and a wick and a candle in a new candle holder. You are out of the blizzard but are still freezing to death. You only have one match, so what do you light first and why.
The Celtic Great. As voted by the fans.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@23 April 2003 - 23:19
JmiF stop changing your avatar? Who's that now? Another Celtic great?
Light the candle so you can light everything else with it.Quote:
You are climbing a mountain on your own and are caught in a blizzard. You fear you are going to freeze to death, however you are lucky and find a mountain rescue shelter.You go in and find a stove, with wood and a firelighter, a lamp with paraffin and a wick and a candle in a new candle holder. You are out of the blizzard but are still freezing to death. You only have one match, so what do you light first and why.
B) Hmmmm....veeeeelllllly intelestink. I must leave you all now, but I'll be thinking about that one while I'm in the world.Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF@23 April 2003 - 15:21
I posted this, or something like it, somewhere, I cant remember where.
You are climbing a mountain on your own and are caught in a blizzard. You fear you are going to freeze to death, however you are lucky and find a mountain rescue shelter.You go in and find a stove, with wood and a firelighter, a lamp with paraffin and a wick and a candle in a new candle holder. You are out of the blizzard but are still freezing to death. You only have one match, so what do you light first and why.
Later ;)
The match cos you cant light anything else without it.
Lamsey's gone now, too...
(A donkey killed him!) :lol:
Ok the riddle - light the match first! :lol:
heres one:(very very easy)
a man is lying in the middle of a field, dead. he has a backpack on his back, and there are no hazards, or weapons near him.
Discuss.
a donkey...
YesQuote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@23 April 2003 - 23:31
Lamsey's gone now, too...
(A donkey killed him!) :lol:
Ok the riddle - light the match first! :lol:
Yes to the donkey or the match?! :P
weemouse... you are good... but unfortunatly, there were no hazards (donkeys) nearby!
:'(
ok then - he was reading a newspaper and saw a pic of Lorenzo Amoruso in one of his model's poses and died laughing! :lol:
Do you approve, JmiF?
erm...the backpack was really heavy so the guy fel backwards and couldn't get up again, he starved to death?Quote:
Originally posted by pyromonkey@23 April 2003 - 23:32
heres one:(very very easy)
a man is lying in the middle of a field, dead. he has a backpack on his back, and there are no hazards, or weapons near him.
Discuss.