The said spiders caused constant problems as they were difficult to keep in tune.
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The said spiders caused constant problems as they were difficult to keep in tune.
Spiders hear through their reproductive organs, which can be up to 3 times the mass of their entire body.
Homosexuality is hereditary.
However a cure has recently been found.
If you hold you're pee for a day, you will run faster.
If all the misplaced apostrophe's on this forum were placed end to end you would be able to walk to the moon.
Spoiler: ShowIt's on purpose, you gimp
:lol: coulndnt stop yourself putting the disclaimer in.
I on the other hand am perfectly content leaving it out.
:pinch:
If I hadn't someone would have quoted me later pointing it out, and then I'd have been accused of a busy-edit or a busy-rod, etc... I was just saving everyone's time :emo:
Do you give a fuck what these people think.
Now that manker's gone... no :dabs:
But I'd like to think that he'd want standards to be maintained in his abcess. :mellow:
Fair point.
The national sport of Bulgaria is Connect 4.
Karaoke is an exhibition sport in the next London Olympics.
Checkers is the third highest paying sport in the world.
Wayne Rooney can't swim.
Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.
Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.
This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.
:glag: in-jokes ftw
Richard of York did not give battle in vain.
:glag: Priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
There is nothing true about any of the above.
QEDQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlCovered in pasty crumbs. Oh yes, you've never looked sexier. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Quantum electrodynamics could indeed be used to predict the fall of said pasty crumbs.
The average fart contains toxic gas at a quantity, that if you farted for 5 years, you'd have enough for a toxic atom bomb.
Triethanolamine, a key ingredient in common household hair gel, is also used to make various other products, such has toothpaste, eye make-up, hand lotions, and certain anti-dundruff shampoos. Traces of Triethanolamine are often found in processed food stuffs, particularly cheeses. The uses of Triethanolamine are wide and very important for modern industry and commerce.
Triethanloamine is naturally obtained from humpback whale sperm.
Crab impregnated with Cheese is all the rage in some parts of the West country,the resulting product is poetic to the palate with a sharp after bite.
Masturbation is an excellent source of potassium.