^ Sells his own brand of edible underwear on ebay. Has thus far made $2.36 (£0.04).
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^ Sells his own brand of edible underwear on ebay. Has thus far made $2.36 (£0.04).
likes Micheal Jackson
Really "likes" Michael Jackson.
Licks Michael Jackson
wanks Micheal Jackson
Is Michael Jackson.
^ Purchased the prosthetic used for Scaramanga's third nipple in Man with the Golden Gun.
eats dingle berries of Micheal Jackson
^ Has quite the imagination.
cheese is a young whippersnapper.
^ Sells his twig and Berries on the corner for crack cocaine
^showers
^ Sold his soul to the devil to play the flute better
^lost his watch playing partypoker online
^has yet to go through puberty.
Wants to help ease young boys through puberty
^wants to touch young boys going through puberty
^ was touched by daddy during puberty
^was touched by grandpa while going through puberty
stfu dont talk about my late grandpa.
^ thought puberty was kewl so went out and showed all his mates the new hairs above his winkle.
^ Has a FUPA
^ Googled FUPA before posting
^ Eats Mountain Oysters
^ produces mountain oysters
^ 1/3 the height of Shaq
^ 1/3 height of me. :happy:
^ thinks homo erectus means someone like Elton John getting a boner
Appears to be strangely interested in other men's cocks.
:lol:
^ Spends every evening searching for his cawk, and when he finally finds it, goes to sleep with a smile on his face.
Has over 200 garden gnomes made to look like celebrities from Tanzanian TV channel White Wash.
^ Was the man who shagged an aids-ridden monkey thus releasing aids upon humanity.
^ got jimbo really drunk one night and arranged a date with an aids ridden monkey in a poorly lit disco.
^ Dated said monkey after meeting it in a brightly lit disco.
^ had sloppy seconds after me
Never touched a tit in his life
(how do you do the > thing, pointing upwards?!?! Opposite to V)
Alt and F4.
^ once ate a whole person.
Mr Mulder is a very tall,athletic genius.
Gripper washes everyday in kitten milk.
Calls his own spunk kitten milk.