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Well said, t5!Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Looks like we're onto something. Oleg, have you thought about giving cancer a try? Supposedly you live close enough to JFK or Laguardia, just buy a ticket and go through the x-ray machines over and over again until they say you're ticket's too old to let you pass. Be sure to milk your time for each instance you go through. If anyone gets suspicious, just let them know you're trying to catch a bit of cancer. Hopefully, you'll start growing some tumors after that and maybe full on metastasis. THEN, and only then, should you try your luck again with the ladies... that is if you aren't too sick to maintain a social life.
He could microwave his testicles.
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The beanbag/pogostick maneuvers they did on that episode was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Yesterday, somebody who works in the college called my house and told me that losers like me who had been dismissed from the college because of an inadequate academic performance would be able to attend a meeting on Friday. During that meeting, we will discuss what we should do in order to be readmitted into the college. Well, hopefully, I'll be able to hear some good news on Friday.
Edit: he didn't call me a loser, by the way. I called myself a loser.
You, for once, make a valid point. I'm sure the other students who lose valuable class time due to your lack of self-control will be thrilled to have you back. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
http://i.imgur.com/Z93tW.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
That's the email I received:
The Faculty Council Committee on Course and Standing is the governing body that reviews applications and has implemented guidelines for readmission for those students whose GPA is below a 2.0.
The submission period for your completed Readmission/Reinstatement application for the Fall 2012 semester is Wednesday, February 1 through 8, 2012. Late applications will not be accepted.
Please note: The Office of Academic Standing is closed on weekends.
To be considered for readmission, you will need to:
ü Attend a mandatory Fall 2012 Readmission/Reinstatement Workshop that will be held Friday, October 28, 2011 at 3:00pm, in room 242, in the Brooklyn College Library.
ü Confirm your attendance to participate in the workshop by responding to this email by Thursday, October 27, 2011.
ü Be absent from Brooklyn College for at least one year (two semesters) and provide evidence that you are now capable of performing at the level required to prevent a second and final dismissal. Students previously dismissed from Brooklyn College two or more times will not be considered for readmission.
ü Prepare a detailed academic plan, along with dated official documentation explaining how you will achieve academic success and what new approaches you will take in order to graduate. Bring this plan to your scheduled appointment with the faculty advisor in your anticipated major department.
ü Provide a typed, dated and signed, Reinstatement appeal letter.
ü Provide dated official documentation along with your Reinstatement appeal letter, which explains the conditions that caused unsatisfactory academic performance.
ü Provide dated official documentation which explains steps taken to overcome performance barriers, or that the conditions are being resolved.
ü Provide a completed Fall 2012 semester Departmental Position Statement form in a sealed departmental envelope. All students must contact and schedule an appointment to meet with their Major Department’s Chairperson, Deputy, or Faculty Advisor as soon as possible to meet the submission period February 1 through 8, 2012 (print attached form).
Man... I gotta take a shower and brush my teeth and then go to that workshop. How can I force my lazy ass to do that? It's now 12:40 p.m...
No one wants to read that shit. Just fucking go. Do you think anyone else loved all their college courses? Of course not; I downright loathed some of them, but you suck it up and go anyways as it's a means to an end. Quit your fucking belly-aching and shit or get off the pot. No one wants to come here to read your whining. Sheesh...
Yeah. Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.
Why is Brooklyn college so fond of umlauts? Having thoroughly enjoyed my undergraduate academic experience and now having undergraduate students of my own, I find it an incredible when students loathe their college ventures. There's really no point to it, you'll likely get fired quickly from any position for which your degree may have qualified you, and that's years of working regular jobs earning income that you missed out on due to the delay.
You need to read back through this thread, and Oleg's post history. He has zero intention of getting a job and academic credits are just a way to break up the boredom. Explaining academic merit or work ethic to Oleg is about as useful as training a brick in Tai Chi .Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My message wasn't really directed at Oleg, it's to all the other kids out there. My most pressing question goes unanswered, what's with the umlauts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I think it's his inner Gemerman leaking out.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMy message wasn't really directed at Oleg, it's to all the other kids out there. My most pressing question goes unanswered, what's with the umlauts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I was speaking German earlier, so I guess it just connected/resonated with my personality today.
I learned German between the ages of 12 and 15. It started off well, but mein development was interrupted by this herr positioned adjacent to me, newly introduced from another school, who made me laugh all the time and, strangely, made me feel uncool whenever I gave in to learning anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I recall my once goose-stepping Teachinfurher reduced to antiblitzen when it was abundantly clear that German was deader than Latin.
I think some of us died a little inside at that moment. Some of us even started growing our hair.
Must be nice for an English speaker to be able to study a language other than Spanish before high school. This is 'Merica, gracias por favor, no hay carpetas.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
My entire auxiliary language base was picked up in college, as I filled most of my elective schedule with Russian, German and Serbo-Croatian, while studying Greek and Chinese on the side at Border's and among friends. I am lower than a child's level of communication in most of them (I can at least tell them to stop feeding me). The German today was prompted by my in-laws calling me Dr. Schnitzel. Praise the schnitzel.
I need to go to the laundromat and get my clothes. Then I need to buy one bottle of St. Ides beer and get drunk 'cause I want my thoughts to become dull. It's after 4 pm, and I... man... I don't know what else to say.
And not necessarily in that orderQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Jebus. A decent contemporaneous read here.
Several :lol: :earl: moments in the first three pages of this exquisitely constructed piece of forumular art.
Chap-fucking-eau, chalice.
I can't get rid of my fucking thoughts. I can't understand shit.
Stfu, Oleg. Your attention seeking is akin to that of a socially awkward 12 year old middle child.
Stop being so insular and, instead, look for reasons as to why Darth Rings is grooming you.
And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sometimes the internets is kind to me. This thread was like magic trousers, where every single time you put your hand in your pocket, you pull out a squid. You think to yourself, 'there can't possibly be another squid in there', but there is.
Their spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...ed-prick-is-it
Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahSquid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyTheir spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...ed-prick-is-it
I'm peremptorily masticating.
Yeah. I was worried you meant that, I decided you meant a magical pair of trousers that had never-ending squid in the pockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIt wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
The sheer uselessness of the repetitive squid pulling wouldn't detract from the, frankly, inspiring spectacle of something surprisingly good transpiring from something so mundane as a bloke wearing trousers.
And there's a symmetry there, with this thread.
My point still stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIt wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.
Bit of a non sequitur though, wasn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahMy point still stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Careful you don't poke your eye out with that rapier wit of yours. How's the stalking thing coming along these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahMy point still stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It'd be going better if you didn't keep disappearing for days on end.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
At least you're not limiting it to females any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIt'd be going better if you didn't keep disappearing for days on end.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Following me around isn't stalking, it's hero worship. I'd be flattered if I could bring myself to give a fuck.
You must try to seperate reality from those fantasies which float around in your head you know... there are no females... as I've repeatedly pointed out I have learnt they're not worthy of my time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Hero worship!!11!! :blink: Of whom? You? :wacko:
Ehh, it wasn't as good as this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyTheir spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...ed-prick-is-it
Do you still think reject is chalice's sock-puppet, btw? Cus that was a bit daft.
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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahYou must try to seperate reality from those fantasies which float around in your head you know... there are no females... as I've repeatedly pointed out I have learnt they're not worthy of my time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Hero worship!!11!! :blink: Of whom? You? :wacko:
There's where you admitted that there was a female. So you're still a liar.Quote:
Originally posted by Barry George aka rejectOfAllah
Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.
You're a fucking idiot man.
Here is a picture of Jill Dando, the woman you murdered in cold blood. Have a good hard look.
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At a recent seance, Jill has stated that she caught your reflection in the door window as you approached her from behind to deliver the execution, one hand on the gun and the other on your knob. You sick bastard.
Barry george was, locked up
cause the judge and jury, cocked up
He never murdered anyone
cause he only had a replica gun:smilie4:
barry didn't do it,
barry didn't do it,
barry didn't kill jill dando.
he was just hiding out in the bushes,
dressed up like a commando:smilie4:
He was just hiding out in the bushes
With his knob in his hando. :smilie4:
eweknowsit:smilie4: