Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

I think it's a matter of triggers tbh. billy's trigger for going absolutely apeshit was JP, sometimes me, you, israelis, the japanese, catholics and other assorted things that had at some point possibly done him wrong.

dave's appears to be squibbles and mentions of squibbles.


I like triggering things, me.

I think they are both able to sort of act like regular human beings, if you take the triggers away.

This is of course only related to their internets personas. I'm not out to belittle any experiences had :earl: with dave or owt.

They think they crazy
But they ain't crazy lets face it
Shit basically they just playing sick
They ain't shit they ain't saying shit
Spray umh 50 [gun shots]

..

tl;dr

dave, seriously.

I don't know you, and I don't give a shit. My relationship with Squamous doesn't go all that much farther, and can at this point at most be described as a passing acquaintance.



However, what you're doing right now does make you actually, really look like a mental case through blaming others for what you're doing right now. I can sort of understand temporarily going mental over a woman, but the whole bit with you feeling the urge to explain and insist it's everyone else's fault is downright strange when it's to strangers, on the internet, on a forum you didn't use to frequent much beforehand.

Stay or go, it's really all up to you. No one's been holding a gun to your head to make you post. People here only have power over you because you care what they think etc. etc.


Posts like you've been trying now don't get taken seriously, at least not the way you want.



Don't take any of this to mean that I actually want you to go away, though. The amusement value for me is considerable.

But just so you others know, billy is still number one :wub:

..

Spoiler: Show

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

:lol:

You lot are completely mental you know, its quite amusing to watch. Although I have to admit it's also quite worrying that supposedly grown adults can be as stupid as you are.... yeah OK I'll explain that, cause you're all to thick to get it by yourselves.

As I said to chavis the other day you didn't win she did, but not for the completely mental logic you all applied to that comment of mine. I was determined to not engage with her, but ended up giving in to her stream of insults, and responded in kind. That was me failing, and responding to her. Not all this other crap you've been posting about. Going to see her to try and make the point that I would prefer it if she stayed completely away from me, wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the stay away from me point.

You all thought you were fucking around in my life, when in reality you were fucking around in her real life. You made her a daily feature of my life, seeing your 'fun' she joined in. After all what harm could it do, what with this being the internet and all. Except she really should have known better, all your comments egged her on. She couldn't resist joining in and having a laugh with her 'long term' friends.

From where I'm sitting you just drive me to start thinking I can't escape this woman, I end up insulting her back. I even find myself thinking about how I could actually remove her from the picture completely, and thus remove her insults from the 'fun'. Not you, no I never considered any of you worth shite effort to be honest, but her... well she had already hurt me badly, your encouragement had her hurting me again... what you all did was endanger her real life... all your constant driving of this subject all came back to her hurting me more... and you are all meant to be grown up enough to realise that someone who is under a barrage of being hurt by one person could potentially lash out against that person sooner or later.

Of course none of you really give a fuck if you and she (egged on by you all) actually got her hurt, as Mary said none of you care whether anyone here gets hurt. As long as you all have your laughs, what does it matter, eh? At some point Squeamous is going to figure out that by pushing me as you did, and that by encouraging her as you did, what you were actually doing was fucking about with her real life, without any regard for whether I did go mental and actually go hurt her. I imagine when she does, her evaluation of you as 'friends' might take a bit of a knock. So you probably want to rush through getting the picture of her tits (which is what this is really about to you all), cause I suspect that once she thinks it through and realises that what you've really all been doing is exposing her to risk from some potential mental case, she'll be less willing to be as friendly.

---

Once again, proving you are just a sad, pathetic little boy who never got the chance to hang with a group of friends. You can't even do it on the internets, Dave. And you've tried so hard to fit in. :console:

..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I've covered what your opinion of me is worth before MBM, I'm not doing it again.

---

Yes, but you've also declared you were never, never coming back. You didn't care about Squeams. You were here only to get a nibble of sweat off Chalice's ball sack. And countless other fables.

In fact, other than licking Chalice's, wmanker's (too brilliant to not use, right?), WMacky's (it's catchy), Squeams', Art's, Snee's, and wmy taints your time here has been nothing but a mentally challenged tear fest. So not only have you been sneaking around behind your wife's back for 5 admitted years, but you remain obsessed, and are pushing her and the kids aside further to profess that still-lingering lust. Even when you have been told IRL to go away. Do you think she will be swept off her feet with this cluster fuck of an effort, Dave?

The things you have said, and the reality behind them have been EASY to spot, Dave. There's got to be plenty of bridges within a short drive on that island. Can't you bring yourself to do the one right thing, and quit embarrassing your wife, and kids? You are a louse who has been looking to abandon your family for years, Dave. At least do it with some dignity...

..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Does the truth of what you've been doing make you uncomfortable MBM?

You should try reading my posts sometime, that complete load of bollocks fantasy of yours has been debunked many times.

---

Not one person here has believed your story, Dave. Why do you think that is?

Spoiler: Show

Made you look for the truth. My point. :01:

..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Deranged dave

Going to see her to try and make the point that I would prefer it if she stayed completely away from me, wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the stay away from me point.

---

lolrolfbbqglaglmao

what the fucking fuck

So yeah. I got my last form in at 12:02 :dabs: :dry: :dry:

You cunts owe one of my clients £100 if those bar stewards at the revenue don't turn a blind eye.

..

I did read all that. Not just the one line.

Anyone ever notice that it's actually mbm who pwns dave the mostest.
I'm just talking about the main protagonists here but I think chavois and I get too caught up with being hilarious to actually worry about the pwnage element, Mary is more concerned with making absolutely sure that everyone knows that his own intellect makes Dave look like an ex-squaddie bashing a keyboard - but mbm really hits him in soft places that the rest of us can only aspire to reach.
Chapeau.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

lolrolfbbqglaglmao

what the fucking fuck

---

She recently posted about how your "mental stalker" "kept escaping and shitting all over her daisies", now as about 99.999% of my posts about her have been in direct response to one of you, the reason her "daisies" have been repeatedly shit all over is because of you. You're such great friends of hers, aren't you :lol:

The best bit is you're all too thick to even be able to see that simple fact, too obsessed with having your fun... at the expense of your friend :lol:

I've had enough again, I'm away, bye spastics :)

---

It's about half 12.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Am I supposed to care why that is? Sorry I don't.

---

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

Yo though. Does that count as a sentence, Anywayz, Taking the net back to its rightful owner if thats ok with your rambling asses!!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Am I supposed to care why that is? Sorry I don't.

---

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

---

:lol:
See.

..

Yo! Oi! My interwebs :whistling

..

..

I just caught the missus going to the fridge and eating a cake, It wasn't her failing, it was her escalating the diet point.
I just went outside and fucked the milf who lives next door, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the fidelity point.
I went out last night and got smashed, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the sobriety point.

Jebus.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by megabyteme

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

---

There's a reason you don't know the answer to that, whilst knowing shit loads of details about my friendship with Sophie, I bet you can't work it out though.

---

Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way! :)

..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Human_Being

Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way! :)

---

Fuck I wish... I wouldn't be pissing away thousands of pounds on her at the moment had I had that kind of foresight.

---

My bad FYI did not read......but did i won ? :spam:

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dave

yeah OK I'll explain that, cause you're all too thick to get it by yourselves.

---

The irony fairy has really got it in for you.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

I did read all that. Not just the one line.

Anyone ever notice that it's actually mbm who pwns dave the mostest.
I'm just talking about the main protagonists here but I think chavois and I get too caught up with being hilarious to actually worry about the pwnage element, Mary is more concerned with making absolutely sure that everyone knows that his own intellect makes Dave look like an ex-squaddie bashing a keyboard - but mbm really hits him in soft places that the rest of us can only aspire to reach.
Chapeau.

---

:glag::earl:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by megabyteme

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

---

There's a reason you don't know the answer to that, whilst knowing shit loads of details about my friendship with Sophie, I bet you can't work it out though.

---

You spent 5+ years trying to fuck around behind your wife's back, and you haven't spent much time with the wife and kids. I get it...priorities.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

---

Its official. Close thread please.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Human_Being

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

---

Its official. Close thread please.

---

Much as I hate to rain on your crazy parade (not really) the fred and winning it is an ongoing thing. Take it from a previous winrar, the beast never stops just pauses, so if you happen to be the author of the faux pas that stops all comments for a while since everyone is shocked (usually by the unmitigated stupidity) then it is a win (sort of ).

I would attempt to win but I really have no use for the internets so I'm saving myself until there is a better prize offered like an iPad or maybe Olive Garden discount coupons.

lol, all i ask is my signature rings true

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Human_Being

lol, all i ask is my signature rings true

---

You could change it to, "ILOSTTHEGENETICLOTTERY!".

Anyone ever try Xanax?