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Originally Posted by Alien5

Nobody cares

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I disagree.
People wouldn't bother replying if they didn't.

I liked it better when it said 'our head'.

I was all like 'a-ha, siamese twins. The plot thickens'.

Squeamous:

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Join Date - 21st Sep 2007

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manicgeek:

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Join Date - 21st Sep 2007

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That's called "Bullshit".

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Originally Posted by chavis

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

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As I've already posted chavis, I did. Just after your friend (she who instigated your interest in me) decided to threaten contacting my wife.

@chavis,

Here's the other board she had me join on that day http://www.thenakedscientists.com/

She decided against joining that board, perferring this one. I deleted my account there shortly afterwards (yes you can delete your own accounts on that board) There's probably still one or two posts there by me though.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

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As I've already posted chavis, I did. Just after your friend (she who instigated your interest in me) decided to threaten contacting my wife.

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So what she say?
Welsh burds are known for having little truck with philanderers of the internets variety.

And also; Squeams couldn't have instigated the interest because chavois was already calling you a prick. She thanked him for moving the thread.
Sequence of events, innit.

Perpetuated it, perhaps.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I hope you'll be kind enough to remember the importance of washing your hands with soap before logging in from now on...

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Yes sir :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not sure what a NACA board is, are you insinuating that Les is Dave and stop cheating on me!1

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Nooo, we posted on about 3 news and current affairs messageboards in succession (as each went tits-up and a new one started). Now I just shove my brain into a pillow filled with goose down and beat it with a lump hammer on a daily basis (no offence).

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Originally Posted by chavis

Have a squint at it from my perspective. There was me, minding my own, harshing mongoloids left and right. It was a dirty job but somebody had to enjoy it. Next thing I know I get a pm out of the ether thanking me for moving Dave's 'amateur porn' thread and saying that he was an ex of yours. You said you believed I was a mod. If Dave wasn't such an obvious spastic I would've ignored it and gone back to business.For the record, that's how I found out about Dave. By pure accident, I'd like to imagine.One wonders how you ever got along with Dave. Didn't you see the signs with the manicgeek persona already? This seems to have persisted up until Feb of last year. Then Dave became a deviant. At which point did you decide that Dave was a deviant, and why?

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I would see it from your perspective if I could but I still don't really know what you just accused me of. Why did I owe anybody a complete potted history of my forumular vitae?I thanked you because I was grateful.And I'm not going to talk about personal issues surrounding the breakdown of my friendship with RoA. Suffice it to say I had a breaking point and that point was reached.

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Originally Posted by squeams

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not sure what a NACA board is, are you insinuating that Les is Dave and stop cheating on me!1

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Nooo, we posted on about 3 news and current affairs messageboards in succession (as each went tits-up and a new one started). Now I just shove my brain into a pillow filled with goose down and beat it with a lump hammer on a daily basis (no offence).

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None taken. I'm just glad neither you or Les have aids.

The original chavis accusation that I was stalking a female member of this board came because of his 'source' he posted that manker.

How many of you have repeated that accusation over the last several months? That's instigation.

Up until then I was busy only taking digs at chavis, because of my recent conversion to being a cunt.

I knew it had come from her, I just fucking well knew it. Best of all she did it with another lie about me threatening her with uploading porn, when she knew I had deleted it years before.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm not going to talk about personal issues surrounding the breakdown of my friendship with RoA. Suffice it to say I had a breaking point and that point was reached.

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There was no friendship, friendship is a two way thing. What we had was only ever about you, I was just a slab of meat. One who could be cast aside without care when your lies started falling apart. Your breaking point was being challenged over lying to my face.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Yes sir :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not sure what a NACA board is, are you insinuating that Les is Dave and stop cheating on me!1

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Nooo, we posted on about 3 news and current affairs messageboards in succession (as each went tits-up and a new one started). Now I just shove my brain into a pillow filled with goose down and beat it with a lump hammer on a daily basis (no offence).

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Originally Posted by chavis

Have a squint at it from my perspective. There was me, minding my own, harshing mongoloids left and right. It was a dirty job but somebody had to enjoy it. Next thing I know I get a pm out of the ether thanking me for moving Dave's 'amateur porn' thread and saying that he was an ex of yours. You said you believed I was a mod. If Dave wasn't such an obvious spastic I would've ignored it and gone back to business.For the record, that's how I found out about Dave. By pure accident, I'd like to imagine.One wonders how you ever got along with Dave. Didn't you see the signs with the manicgeek persona already? This seems to have persisted up until Feb of last year. Then Dave became a deviant. At which point did you decide that Dave was a deviant, and why?

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I would see it from your perspective if I could but I still don't really know what you just accused me of. Why did I owe anybody a complete potted history of my forumular vitae?I thanked you because I was grateful.And I'm not going to talk about personal issues surrounding the breakdown of my friendship with RoA. Suffice it to say I had a breaking point and that point was reached.

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I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just taking in a wider picture, innit.

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Originally Posted by manker

So what she say?

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There's a whole story behind my relationship with my wife, one Squeamous I'm sure has spewed her version of to various people. The truth is we both recognise that what we have isn't a marriage in anything other than name, and that it will only remain so until our children are grown up.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

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I guarantee I'm a mad woman he had a fling with who is stalking him all over the internet and won't leave him alone.

And regardless of the timings, I joined this board on a friend's suggestion and brought another along with me. And I stayed long after that friend left. So fuck the fuck off.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

So what she say?

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There's a whole story behind my relationship with my wife, one Squeamous I'm sure has spewed her version of to various people. The truth is we both recognise that what we have isn't a marriage in anything other than name, and that it will only remain so until our children are grown up.

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How many kids has Squeams got?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

The original chavis accusation that I was stalking a female member of this board came because of his 'source' he posted that manker.

How many of you have repeated that accusation over the last several months? That's instigation.

Up until then I was busy only taking digs at chavis, because of my recent conversion to being a cunt.

I knew it had come from her, I just fucking well knew it. Best of all she did it with another lie about me threatening her with uploading porn, when she knew I had deleted it years before.

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You said the 'interest' was 'instigated'.
I said that was wrong, which, as I demonstrated with words, was the correct stance to take.

As to her knowing you deleted the porn, that would require her being present while you deleted it and having been at your side during the interceding period between its creation and 'deletion' to be absolutely sure that no copies were made.

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

Come clean then, Dave. Pointless saying that though, cos I know you'd never have the balls for it.

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I guarantee I'm a mad woman he had a fling with who is stalking him all over the internet and won't leave him alone.

And regardless of the timings, I joined this board on a friend's suggestion and brought another along with me. And I stayed long after that friend left. So fuck the fuck off.

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No you didn't.

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Originally Posted by manker

None taken. I'm just glad neither you or Les have aids.

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We've always used prophylactics. In fact, in the more left wing threads we've used 2. Can't trust them hippies.

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Originally Posted by chavis

How many kids has Squeams got?

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Ask her, it's not my place to answer that.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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No you didn't.

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Don't you start with me sunshine. That's all you're getting.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

How many kids has Squeams got?

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Ask her, it's not my place to answer that.

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I can tell by looking at her. That'll be a none, Dave.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

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No you didn't.

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Don't you start with me sunshine. That's all you're getting.

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Squeams, I think you'll find I'll start with you whenever the fuck I feel like it. Don't ever fucking doubt it.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

None taken. I'm just glad neither you or Les have aids.

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We've always used prophylactics. In fact, in the more left wing threads we've used 2. Can't trust them hippies.

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Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

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Originally Posted by manker

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

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Liars do mislead people, she knows I don't tell lies though. So no she didn't meet my assurance with any degree of incredulity. Of course I know better now, I know that none of her reactions to me were real, they were just an act designed to get me to piss away vast amounts of my time, so she could feel good about herself. So maybe she didn't believe me really... given that the interactions between us were staged, I can't say I can answer with any sense of certainty. You'll need to address your questions about whether she believed me or not to her.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Squeams, I think you'll find I'll start with you whenever the fuck I feel like it. Don't ever fucking doubt it.

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Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:

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Originally Posted by manker

Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

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No, he is, I'm not though. I mean I like to dabble, but I wouldn't put my cock in there without bagging it first.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

Quite often people can mislead other people with words. I imagine your assurance to its deletion might have been met with no little incredulity.

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Liars do mislead people, she knows I don't tell lies though. So no she didn't meet my assurance with any degree of incredulity. Of course I know better now, I know that none of her reactions to me were real, they were just an act designed to get me to piss away vast amounts of my time, so she could feel good about herself. So maybe she didn't believe me really... given that the interactions between us were staged, I can't say I can answer with any sense of certainty. You'll need to address your questions about whether she believed me or not to her.

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It wasn't a question, more an presentation of what I consider a likely scenario.

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people. I'll just read the words on the screen and make my own mind up.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:

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I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

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:lol:
To you all of FST is a stage and the men and woman in it merely players.

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Originally Posted by manker

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people.

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Now you're just taking the piss, you questioned me for months.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Of course you will. You're a big scary internet man and I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you :kiss:

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Originally Posted by manker

Fuck's sake. Now you're telling me Les isn't a hippy so that means that a wiccan isn't a hippy.
I'm seeing Les thro' new eyes.

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No, he is, I'm not though. I mean I like to dabble, but I wouldn't put my cock in there without bagging it first.

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That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:




That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I can tell by looking at her. That'll be a none, Dave.

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I shall refrain from the obvious comments, what's your point?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

Anyway, I can't go about questioning you people.

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Now you're just taking the piss

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I challenge you to give me an instance in which I have not been :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm only as scary as a damsel in distress can make me, Squeams.

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:lol:
To you all of FST is a stage and the men and woman in it merely players.

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Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

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Originally Posted by manker

I challenge you to give me an instance in which I have not been :happy:

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Fair point, well presented :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:

That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

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Hmmm, sounds like a case of politics clap. Your underlying leftism could go undetected for years, but that doesn't mean it isn't there and ready to make your knob fall off at a moment's notice.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

That's entirely sensible.
I hide my own raging leftism boner under a gigantic and tangled accountancy bushel. No-one evar suspects :sly:

That's the second time I've used the word 'bushel' on the internets and the first time I've spelled it correctly.

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Hmmm, sounds like a case of politics clap. Your underlying leftism could go undetected for years, but that doesn't mean it isn't there and ready to make your knob fall off at a moment's notice.

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That's true, and it's gone unabated for too long.
Actually, after this raucous roller-coaster revelation ride regarding Les that you've just taken me on, I might indulge in a spot of onanism to check its durability.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

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Tbh I've never quite believed it was much about me. I think you find him, his behaviour and what he stands for abhorrent, but I'm just one of the chess pieces to you. And that's fine because I'm a big girl and I can look after myself.

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Originally Posted by manker

That's true, and it's gone unabated for too long.
Actually, after this raucous roller-coaster revelation ride regarding Les that you've just taken me on, I might indulge in a spot of onanism to check its durability.

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I prescribe 50cc of Melanie Phillips
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Originally Posted by Squeamous

what he stands for abhorrent

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And what pray tell is that?

A mistrust of women?

Don't worry, I understand why you wont answer me directly.

There's no need to tell me "its not because" you "don't care" again, because you've made it crystal clear you never did already.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

Well, yes. This is true. We didn't have real life before. That's where the game changed.

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Tbh I've never quite believed it was much about me. I think you find him, his behaviour and what he stands for abhorrent, but I'm just one of the chess pieces to you. And that's fine because I'm a big girl and I can look after myself.

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That's fair enough, Dave is a spastic. I think we can all agree on that point. Five years though? From what I've read that fellow was a spark idiot from post one.

As regards chess pieces, I wouldn't be so crass, unless I was being ironic.

So chavis, when am I going to get an apology for the false accusations and real life stalking?

Oh! And you do realise you drastically changed the game again tonight, don't you? With the revelations about who instigated all the shit you and your mates have thrown at me for months.