Oh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Oh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyA unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Everyone tells me to do that, but they forget that I lose the flexibility when I get hard :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousOh go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.
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Originally Posted by manker
You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.
Did he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
When I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In a way, I encouraged him because we all bet him a quid that he couldn't do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.
I have literally no idea but you don't always get bacterial infections from sticking your cawk inside an arse. At least that's true with female arses.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDid he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Maybe you've just discovered the true cause of aids :o
It made me feel a bit sick also.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhen I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I mean sick as in pig sick. His cawk was enormous. I made a mental note there and then never to consent to intercourse with any of the girls he'd been with.
Luckily, the last time I saw him he was still a virgin, so his gigantic appendage didn't impinge upon my sexual proclivities :01:
When did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhen did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.
Hahahaha! Good one Manky :glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerJebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.
Spoiler: Show:balustrade:
Could happen :emo:
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Originally Posted by manker
I just thought that the guy sticking his cock up his own ass isn't likely to be one of great hygienic esteem.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI have literally no idea but you don't always get bacterial infections from sticking your cawk inside an arse. At least that's true with female arses.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDid he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Maybe you've just discovered the true cause of aids :o
It's now time for a mini-rant. I really really get annoyed when AIDS is confused with its causal virus, HIV. You don't contract AIDS, you develop it. Penis bacteria don't give you immune system-wide syndromes.
That's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThat's probably where the acquired part of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome comes from innit? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thanks for lumping me in with the great unwashed..... I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. I currently have a lovely influenza virus along with the rest of my family but that can be blamed on the time of year (winter brrrrr.....) rather than the fact that I have had my immune system suppressed by AIDS, nor are there any signs of Kaposi's Sarcoma, nor do I have Diahorrhea and I'm currently not in a coma. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Blink is right, what the fuck did you just go on about?Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThanks for lumping me in with the great unwashed..... I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. I currently have a lovely influenza virus along with the rest of my family but that can be blamed on the time of year (winter brrrrr.....) rather than the fact that I have had my immune system suppressed by AIDS, nor are there any signs of Kaposi's Sarcoma, nor do I have Diahorrhea and I'm currently not in a coma. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Seeing how this thread is progressing I'd like to respectfully request that my name be removed from the title.
I thought I would use a patented marystyle over the top reply. I will break the paragraph down for you though. I am NOT everyone I do NOT believe that it causes immediate transference: Hence the great unwashed comment followed directly by the comment that I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Blink is right, what the fuck did you just go on about?
Then I made a pun that I am currently suffering from a suppressed immune system from a virus (influenza) but that this has nothing to do with the AIDS related immuno-deficiency diseases like Kaposi's Sarcoma which are the ultimate killers of AIDS victims. It's not as much fun when I have to speel it out, would you like your lollipop now?
You're such a piker. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Stop your bitching, *everyone makes me speel mine out all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI thought I would use a patented marystyle over the top reply. I will break the paragraph down for you though. I am NOT everyone I do NOT believe that it causes immediate transference: Hence the great unwashed comment followed directly by the comment that I am fully aware of the efficacy of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Then I made a pun that I am currently suffering from a suppressed immune system from a virus (influenza) but that this has nothing to do with the AIDS related immuno-deficiency diseases like Kaposi's Sarcoma which are the ultimate killers of AIDS victims. It's not as much fun when I have to speel it out, would you like your lollipop now?
*Everyone is you, you are everyone, you are my whole world.
Fairynuff. :naughty:
You can run from it all you want, but autosodomy will follow you.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You poor, poor people who never saw Brass Eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's my point, why does everyone use AIDS in the context of immediate transference?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I hope you catch the bad aids :no:
Being that I have no idea what a brass eye is, you're posting just for yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's a British thing...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBeing that I have no idea what a brass eye is, you're posting just for yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc
Oh an imaginary show.
Brass Eye taught me, and many people around my age in the UK, how to appreciate irony and use it to highlight ignorance.
This was before 4chan and even the internets as a ubiquitous influence.
Hence it's exactly what you're talking about with people using AIDS in the context of immediate transference.
Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.
If I was, I'd probably start a campaign of slow HIV genocide, a la Fuckland style.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIf I was, I'd probably start a campaign of slow HIV genocide, a la Fuckland style.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.
Fuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. The conflict of the film was the difficulty in getting women to sleep with him, thus why I made the reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNot sure what Fuckland is but your ideas intrigue me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Who would you target with this HIV genocide.
You were going so well there macky....... right up to the bit where you spelt Falkland Islands wrong..... a small gaff I know but I wonder how long I would last wandering around here going remember Perl Harbor before I got corrected? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary. The conflict of the film was the difficulty in getting women to sleep with him, thus why I made the reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Call me mister-jump-to-conclusions but i reckon it would have been the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFuckland is a movie where an Argentinian man plans to take back the Faulkland Islands from the British by impregnating all the women with his Argentine seed, thus populating the entire island with more Argentine genes. It's been awhile, but it was either a documentary or mockumentary.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyway, what have you got against the falklands remaining british, racist. People died because for some unfathomable reason a female politician decided we needed that place.
Has to be something to do with ckrit oil or eugenics, one imagines :eyebrows:
Not long.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou were going so well there, macky ... right up to the bit where you spelt Falkland Islands wrong ... a small gaff, I know, but I wonder how long I would last wandering around here going: "remember Perl Harbor" before I got corrected? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I was reciting Folkland Islands from the top of my head, otherwise the place has no meaning to me.
Aaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I knew they existed, does that not count for anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAaahhh yes the American world view strikes again. Is ignorance a national sport or something? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I just so larf at the merkin 'wars' of the last 40 years or so where they pick on some shit pot little island or country barely able to line up 3 lee enfield rifles, a sopwith camel, and a breech loading 110 pounder cannon, then zap the shit out of them with shock and awe then eiffel tower the fuck out of each other with good job buddy. It's massive overkill on a pack of goatherders that don't stand a prayer, but I notice that that anytime there is a serious threat, there is just dark rumblings and diplomatic papers. America is a bully, where as questionable as the motives were, there was no certain outcome with the British expedition to retake the Falkland Islands after they were invaded by Argentina.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI knew they existed, does that not count for anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It was done on a shoestring, stretched the resources of the navy to the limit in terms of supply, and could have gone either way. The Argentinians were betting the British wouldn't do anything about it, much like the Japanese hoped the Americans would be so shocked by the loss of the fleet at Pearl Harbour would shock the American public into suing for peace, once again they guessed very wrong.
The British Navy lost alot of ships, there were alot of casualties on both sides, this was far more of a war than your one sided, politically created wars like Panama.
It is available here as a college major, or for elective credit. Hobbyists simply do not not know enough to count as participants.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI knew they existed, does that not count for anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Sad, but true. :sigh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis