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cake or biscuits?
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cake or biscuits?
biscuits
Work more hours but less days or work less hours but more days?
more hours, less days.
boss or worker?
boss
Call or text?
text
desk top computer or tablet?
Windows 7 or 8.1?
Both (...depending on circumstance.)
windows 7
Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings?
wather ore dry
dry (...or LOTR if we disregard previous post.)
salt or pepper?
salt
pity or empathy?
empathy
cake or death?
death (energy prices too high)
swimming or diving?
Swimming- You can swim without diving, but if you dive without swimming, you're sunk. :(
paddling or motorboating :shifty:
motor boating (if you paddle there is a chance of being hit by a motor boat.
climbing mountains or descending caves?
Descending caves
Punks or skunks
punks
lambretta or vespa?
Vespa (ciaaaaao!)
Rockets or submarines
rockets
rifle or pistol?
rifle (...too shaky for the other.)
hollow or solid points?
solid
neat or diluted?
diluted with a single cube. Mmmmmmm Bourbon
redheads or redheads? Wait, how do you play this game? Redheads and bourbon. Yum.
Safe or dangerous?
safe
garden or patio?
garden
soil or water?
water
greens or fruit?
fruit (...but a salad when I can.)
Hot or Cold?
cold
white or blue?
White (...but only if its hot out)
stars or stripes?
stripes
water or alcohol?
alcohol
(...our 4th of July Independence Day is tomorrow and I normally don't imbibe heavily around fireworks, but I will do an extra tab of something special in you honor!)
sparklers or aerial shells?
been there on the fourth. overseeing the handover.:lol:
aerial shells
country or folk?
folk
loud or quiet?
loud (a bit deaf, old age)
male or female singers?
I'd only have secks with the females.
bask in the sun or dip in the pool?
dip in the pool
submarine or battleship?
Submarine because you never hear about their tragic sinking.
swing or playhouse?
swing (..adult pleasure enhancements are available and quite hilarious to look at.):blink:
concrete or grass?
Concrete, no one ever hid a dead hooker under glass. :no:
eye for an eye or turn the other cheek
eye for an eye (never let the bad guy win. ask Tex Ritter. Who?:lol:
rifle or hand gun?
Handgun. Hookers tend to run away if you try to approach with a rifle in your hands. :whistling
Beatles or Lennon?
neither
artificial or real flowers?