Grindstone will keep your blade sharp but a millstone will feed the kids
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Grindstone will keep your blade sharp but a millstone will feed the kids
Do you boil them or grill them?
kids will eat anything but vegetables
vegetables have feelings too, damn you heartless vegetarians
microwave, perhaps I was a bit too obscure on the millstone bit :) worked in my mind at least but granted that doesn`t amount to much in the real world :D
vegeteranians ignore the living things in water
water is really a free (global) resource but water companies don`t mind charging as much as possible
possible is not a certainty
certainty is just another way of saying I`m guessing but really, well fairly, sure of the outcome
outcome of guessing depends on experience
experience is better earned than fabricated
(kind of works.... not 100% on it, depends how many CV`s you`ve put out I guess)
fabricated appears all the rage in construction
construction is require to bridge the gap
gap years are an excuse for the rich to spend more of daddies money
money could be the route to all evil but I wouldn't know being skint
skint is a passing phase
phase transition is a poncy way to describe how my ice cube changed state from water
water will find the quickest descent
descent into madness will probably happen if you hang around here
here is the safest place. I know there are at least two people in here. In other places it could be the same person talking to their alter (big) egos.:rolleyes:
egos can be damaged but your true self will always prevail
prevail and erratic will never be associated words
words are all very nice but I still prefer chocolates
(don`t get wrong idea about gender there, just playing the game)
chocolates can be used as a lure
lure the beast from the cave
cave dwellers are roll models for some of the local community
community police have no real powers and are just unpaid dressed up police officers
is that like sausage 'roll' models :D. Couldn`t resist, I have many a typo to my name so can`t really throw stones from my fragile glass house :)Quote:
... roll models
officers are soldiers who could not hack it in the lower ranks
Ranks right up there with Yo Momma jokes
jokes aside, where does your humour come from?
from whence you came you shall remain
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remain lost the referendum
referendum is our governments way of passing the blame for mistakes taken by them in power and just want to offload the guilt in a political way
way to go
go, stop or be a amber gambler (traffic light humour, how low can I go from here)
gambler is just another word for loser
loser one day and winner another, just got to get the balance right
right turning is the most dangerous manoeuvere
manoeuvre you tank into position and kick some 'world of tanks' opposition arse
arse or elbow, they confuse
confuse and distract your enemy for maximum result
result would be great if we always came first in a race