Where's manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

You're the one dragging out Dave's pain. You almost sound like him.

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Death throes from a wounded animal. Were you requisitioned to come here, or did you volunteer out of pure righteousness?

Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate Dave. He's deranged. But do-gooders like you, alone in these moral backwaters are fucking fodder. Almost doesn't seem fair.

Were your middle-class folks CND campaigners? I bet they were.

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Do gooders? You should speak to our Dave about how much good we do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I have no idea who your Dave is and no interest in finding him.

Clearly you don't either, or you wouldn't have ended up here getting laughed at.

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Originally Posted by chalice

I have no idea who your Dave is and no interest in finding him.

Clearly you don't either, or you wouldn't have ended up here getting laughed at.

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Okay okay, let's call a truce. Tell me about ManicGeek.

Truce.

Ha.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Truce.

Ha.

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Clearly you're still butthurt about something. Almost as if Dave has some hold over you. Surely it can't be the casual insults, I mean, you're a Veteran.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

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Originally Posted by chalice

Truce.

Ha.

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Clearly you're still butthurt about something. Almost as if Dave has some hold over you. Surely it can't be the casual insults, I mean, you're a Veteran.

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If you want to know about our Dave, you have the facility to read back It's epic. But that's Dave.

He deleted a fuckload of his post but myself and other cunts quoted them anyway so they're all there for the most part. It's really not that interesting. Just some ex-squaddie having a mental breakdown on the internets.

I haven't kept up mainly because I don't do mental so could someone please tell me who is this "we" this dumbfuck keeps referring to?

Unless of course it's a ghey internet -type thing full of pasty fat people and fey little children in which case I 'd actually prefer to remain ignorant.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Clearly you're still butthurt about something. Almost as if Dave has some hold over you. Surely it can't be the casual insults, I mean, you're a Veteran.

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If you want to know about our Dave, you have the facility to read back It's epic. But that's Dave.

He deleted a fuckload of his post but myself and other cunts quoted them anyway so they're all there for the most part. It's really not that interesting. Just some ex-squaddie having a mental breakdown on the internets.

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Ex-squaddie certainly fits the bill for our Dave. Any idea when he served, or which regiment?

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Originally Posted by Dave

I couldn't care what you think it sounds like, trust me I'm a paedophile[...]

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Thanks for the new sigy, Dave. :lol:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Dave

I couldn't care what you think it sounds like, trust me I'm a paedophile[...]

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Thanks for the new sigy, Dave. :lol:

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*Like*

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

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Originally Posted by chalice

If you want to know about our Dave, you have the facility to read back It's epic. But that's Dave.

He deleted a fuckload of his post but myself and other cunts quoted them anyway so they're all there for the most part. It's really not that interesting. Just some ex-squaddie having a mental breakdown on the internets.

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Ex-squaddie certainly fits the bill for our Dave. Any idea when he served, or which regiment?

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I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Ex-squaddie certainly fits the bill for our Dave. Any idea when he served, or which regiment?

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I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.

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Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

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Originally Posted by chalice

I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.

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Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.

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How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Sophie sounds nice, but it's concerning that your Dave might cut her open. I wouldn't want to compromise her like that.

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How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.

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Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

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Originally Posted by chalice

How very noble of you. I knew all you radicals weren't so bad. Now, stop drinking your own piss and we can be friends.

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Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?

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You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

That's all I remember.

P.s. She likes Bukowski.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Sorry, not here to make friends... I'm guessing the sarcasm didn't translate too well in text. Where might Sophie be found?

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You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

That's all I remember.

P.s. She likes Bukowski.

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*High five*

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Originally Posted by chalice

You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

That's all I remember.

P.s. She likes Bukowski.

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-can be talked into going pantless on the subway

-has incredibly poor taste in men

-has leanable balustrade near her apartment

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Originally Posted by chalice

I suppose you'd have to ask Sophie about that.

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Holy shit, you can't go around using first names like that! Dave says that's against the bored rules, and will destroy her private life... :O

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

You're the one dragging out Dave's pain. You almost sound like him.

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You can leave me the fuck out of this, I tried to warn you, but you're an internet hardman, so you knew better.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by chalice

You can get her on the Tube at about 8.20 every am. Dave can fill you in on the details. He stalked the fuck out of her for ages and stuff. She kills mice for a living and is a vegetarian.

That's all I remember.

P.s. She likes Bukowski.

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-can be talked into going pantless on the subway

-has incredibly poor taste in men

-has leanable balustrade near her apartment

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I wanted to ask what the deal is with the balustrade? Is that one of your Dave's aspirations? Does he see himself preaching from a parapet?

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Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

You're the one dragging out Dave's pain. You almost sound like him.

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You can leave me the fuck out of this, I tried to warn you, but you're an internet hardman, so you knew better.

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Are you going to threaten someone and blame it on me David?

You came to the home of internet bullies and declared yourself to be a "righteous internet bully hunter"... like I said I thought MBM was thick, but fuck man... that tops even him. I tried to warn you to get the fuck out of dodge, that you were in the lions den. I even asked chavis to let you go. Whatever follows is entirely of your own making.

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You came to the home of internet bullies and declared yourself to be a "righteous internet bully hunter"... like I said I thought MBM was thick, but fuck man... that tops even him. I tried to warn you to get the fuck out of dodge, that you were in the lions den. I even asked chavis to let you go. Whatever follows is entirely of your own making.

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Nope, did no such thing Dave.

You can tell that to chavis, as I said leave me out of this, it has nothing to do with me... although I imagine chavis is having a good laugh about how his previous bullying of me was the perfect fly paper to trap you.

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Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent

You can tell that to chavis, as I said leave me out of this, it has nothing to do with me... although I imagine chavis is having a good laugh about how his previous bullying of me was the perfect fly paper to trap you.

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I won't lie David, me and my homies seem to share a mutual interest with your old buddies in seeing creepy weirdos receive a taste of their own medicine. It just so happens that you appear to be a carbon copy of our very dodgy Dave, even down to the same faux-venomous tone that intimidates absolutely nobody.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

I wanted to ask what the deal is with the balustrade?

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After getting hauled off by security at her place of work, Dave was seen leaning against the balustrade late one night. In a "non-stalking, non-threatening way", of course... :ermm:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

I wanted to ask what the deal is with the balustrade?

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After getting hauled off by security at her place of work, Dave was seen leaning against the balustrade late one night. In a "non-stalking, non-threatening way", of course... :ermm:

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I can quite imagine in an "I don't want to cut you open" kind of way. Do you know of any superhero fantasies your Dave may hold?

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

I can quite imagine in an "I don't want to cut you open" kind of way. Do you know of any superhero fantasies your Dave may hold?

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Well of course you can, you're the useless fuckwit who concluded I was someone else. so it's to be expected that you believe the lies he posted. You haven't got a clue about anything, proving it over and over again is amusing.

Come and get me internet hardman.

He's described himself as quite the hard, tough-guy type. Tall. Magnum mustache. Wears ecru suits.

Basicly, Snidely Whiplash, morally and success-wise...

http://i.imgur.com/ksZ7fnJ.jpg?1

MBM :shock:

You're slipping, that image should have been edited to have it wielding a sword or something.

And that's not ecru.

And I don't have a moustache.

And I've never described my self in any such way.

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I can quite imagine in an "I don't want to cut you open" kind of way. Do you know of any superhero fantasies your Dave may hold?

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Well of course you can, you're the useless fuckwit who concluded I was someone else. so it's to be expected that you believe the lies he posted. You haven't got a clue about anything, proving it over and over again is amusing.

Come and get me internet hardman.

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Your old buddies are so believable though. They must be *really* manipulative Dave.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

I won't lie David, me and my homies...

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You're not fooling anyone with that you know, we can all see you're some little sad lonely fantasist, who has no homies.

OMG, I've just realised, you're chavis's brother. You and him are so similar it has to be true. Both aspiring internet hardmen who lack any personal courage. Both complete fuckwits who believe any old shite which pops into your head. etc. etc.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

He's described himself as quite the hard, tough-guy type. Tall. Magnum mustache. Wears ecru suits.

Basicly, Snidely Whiplash, morally and success-wise...

http://i.imgur.com/ksZ7fnJ.jpg?1

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Oh really? Our Dave currently has a fixation with Daniel Craig as James Bond, although it does change from time to time. He describes himself as a "big man", speaks 9 languages and can code in 6.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Your old buddies are so believable though. They must be *really* manipulative Dave.

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You've never spoken to an old buddy of mine, so you couldn't possibly have a clue about what they say.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Oh really? Our Dave currently has a fixation with Daniel Craig as James Bond, although it does change from time to time. He describes himself as a "big man", speaks 9 languages and can code in 6.

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Only 6, well he's a fucking amateur, why are you wasting your time on him? BTW, you missed the Y off of the front of your statement.

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Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

I won't lie David, me and my homies...

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You're not fooling anyone with that you know, we can all see you're some little sad lonely fantasist, who has no homies.

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Our Dave has said something like that a few times too. He is a very successful man you see, and he doesn't approve of wrong doers like us.

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Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent

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Oh really? Our Dave currently has a fixation with Daniel Craig as James Bond, although it does change from time to time. He describes himself as a "big man", speaks 9 languages and can code in 6.

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Only 6, well he's a fucking amateur, why are you wasting your time on him? BTW, you missed the Y off of the front of your statement.

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You're really bitchy Dave. Are all internet psychopaths cloned or something?

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

Our Dave has said something like that a few times too. He is a very successful man you see, and he doesn't approve of wrong doers like us.

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I still don't care.

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Our Dave has said something like that a few times too. He is a very successful man you see, and he doesn't approve of wrong doers like us.

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I still don't care.

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Clearly you do or else you wouldn't still be stalking these boards from sock accounts all these years later.

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Originally Posted by billybonehead

You're really bitchy Dave. Are all internet psychopaths cloned or something?

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bitchy? Me? No... I'm not bitchy, I'm an outright cunt, the product of my lifes experiences.