What was that you said Meg..."Good gawd neighbors can suck." ...so true geographically too...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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What was that you said Meg..."Good gawd neighbors can suck." ...so true geographically too...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Happy Independence Day to all citizens of Trumptopia :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc2d652_2hE
The Brits call it Happy Treason Day, I guess...
"So your gonna tell me...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2uifOWP-k
'merica
Well...yeah, but nobody cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
At least in Florida you only have to deal with escaped Cubans. We've got a million miles of snowball lickers coming down to buy our Levi's and whatnot.Quote:
Originally Posted by StehleWhat was that you said Meg..."Good gawd neighbors can suck." ...so true geographically too...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Come and get it now, Canadians! *cough*
Btw, Trump has succeeded in keeping out illegal immigrants.
Laughs at Meg's post... adds with this Trump gem...
At least he has the insanity down... I think he's cracking up on this pandemic *cough* shit.
Well...yeah, but nobody cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
OMG. I played that video in the car waiting for fireworks. My 10 y/o daughter said, "I can't believe he is so stupid." I borrow your signoff-- 'nuff said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
We don't really call it ...... anything at all :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
We watched Hamilton over the weekend (sadly on Disney+, the Mrs couldn't wait :/ ) ... It occurred to me they don't really teach that part of our shared history in British schools, and I really think they should.
We don't celebrate the fourth of July at all. It's a septic tank thing. Like Barbs said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {Folks with NO Mask On} ... but you may feel a little sick."
alt.alternative.pinkfloyd.lyrics
Finally... On the way home from work he ex noticed a myriad of C-19 testing sites and contact tracing sites located at various locations along her journey homeward.
(Closest just 3 miles away.)
This is probably something not out of the ordinary to many of you, but comes in the form of a mixed blessing to where we live. So far the remoteness left us feeling... well safer.
I really intend to stay optimistic in the wake of all that's happening here now. Other parts of the globe I visit share stories and links of what is happening in their neck of the woods.
Just please wear a mask, socially distance.. whatever and lets put this to rest. Thanks.
So very sad...
(...and I always believed seeing squirrels around the farm were well... lucky.) :alien:
I just had to ask someone to wear a mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
The state had completely locked down outside visitations. The mother of the individual I care for had to wait 2-3 months to see her son. Finally, the state loosened restrictions for visitation on the condition that: masks be warn, hands washed, and temperature taken.
Simple, right??
Nope-- mothor goes straight to her son without washing her hands, nor getting her temperature checked; step-dad (ex-cop) wasn't wearing a mask, but went straight to the bathroom. While he was in there, mom informed us that he was 'exempt' because he has a lung thing. He came out of the bathroom, with washed hands! but didn't bother with the temp check, and re-informed me of his 'condition'. Tense moment, but I explained that his 'exemption' didn't protect their son. He grudgeningly went out to his car.
We (literally nobody) gets paid enough to deal with these self-righteous fuckheads.
I could tell that he'd made a fight out of it elsewhere... good fucking gawd!!!
Today, I've been tested for COVID-19. Pray for me!
You mean tested again, if page 1 of this thread is to be believed.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Yeah, first test came out negative not positive as I posted. This time I think I won't be so lucky. The symptoms are so eloquent. I'm waiting the results.
Don't panic. ;)
Li Tongzeng said rectal swabs increase the rate of covid-19 detectability and lower the chances of a missed diagnosis.
https://www.newsweek.com/covid-anal-...zfGBr2M0D2R5m0
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Originally Posted by dion09529
Stands to...no, wait - sits to reason.
Easier than the nasal-swab lobotomy.
Great excuse for you right here, Idol! :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I'd use a rectal swab but your Mum might get jealous.
My my, who would have ever figured out you were into pegging?
At least we now know your Mum's name.
Up 'til now I've just been calling her "tongue lady".
That's in line with your love of rimjobs, I guess.
I accidentally started this pandemic 334 days ago. Who would have think it would still be going strong.
Bless my infections keyboard. Amen.
Shake it up a bit, you'll probably find the cure in there somewhere too :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
haha Good idea Barbs. The depths of depravity in-between my keys are of arguably better checked deep, especially for good health. It's just killing legions, murdering naturally obtuse people quite rapidly. Skewering terrible, utterly vile, white, xanthocomic, yellowish zealots. :no:
I hope you and yours are well.
I cleaned my keyboard... once.
Yeah... I found a winning lottery ticket under mine! :)
(Thanks guys, it's only 3 years old.) :dry::alien:
Coping well thanks, rattling through week 48 of working from home...Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I hope you have a good office chair. That's a long time in the home office.
Have you been socialising at all, or slowly going insane. Its one or the other generally.
It's.... functional :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I wasn't exactly very sociable before, so there isn't much difference on that front!! I really wish the kids would go back to school though...
Haha. Stuck with the weens. Classic.
I've been looking after my nephew a fair bit. It's great because I can give him back if I get bored of his madness.
I had a conspiratorial thought. Maybe the tobacco companies made covid to get revenge on those that quit smoking and those that never did. They will find your lung and fuck it. One way or another.
A good conspiracy theory must...
- be easy to "prove";
- be very difficult or impossible to disprove;
- have enough room to move the goalposts in the event that point no. 2 does occur.
And that's why the 9/11 planes were holograms.