Highlight of the Day?

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

;) Is it with his permission or do you just dive into his room and elbow him outta the way so you can get to his kit:lol:

:rolleyes: Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:

:D Sounds like a good night in, far more interesting than me night out.

I'm gonna find some grub and get meself off to bed. I should be able to have a sleep in tomorra so good luck and make sure they take pics of whatever they do to ya when your in a vegetive state:P

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Ok - so if you didn't ring back would they assume you were alright or that the red back got you? Somehow the NHS doesn't seem so bad after all.

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:

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So after all, it isn't the local beasties that are dangerous but the defective emergency service? :unsure:



Lilmiss, all my palns for tonight have gone down the drain, can I crash your place? :shifty:

Oh no, sorry about your boring night out.
You obviously weren't drinking enough of the hard stuff. :lookaroun

No pictures damnit, I don't need photographical evidence as an extra embarrassment. May sing for ya though, if you ask nice enough. :P
Cya soon chicky.


Course Gee, always need a good waiter.

:)Meh, it was out of the house for a change so that'll do me.

:D Least this way I won't have any regrets in tha mornin'.



:dry: I've asked you nicely to sing loads of times, now I demand you do so :01:

:flowers: And I want pics, laters ducky xxx

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Course Gee, always need a good waiter.

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Erm... After carefully calculating the time I'll need to travel up to the good town of C, and considering I'll have to knock at every door since I don't know your full address, I will bring coffee and croissants...
Expect me around 11, the day after tomorrow. :happy:


Edit: Night, goddess.

:P Nite nite choo, shall see what I can do for ya then.


Hobbitshire's not that big, doubt you'll get lost round 'ere unless you stray on teh moors. And I don't do coffee. :snooty:

especially not in pint glasses.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

especially not in pint glasses.

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I saw that! :fist:


Enjoy teh :drunk:

Silly arse. :P


I gotta while before they get here, but tanks.
You have a fun night too, cya soon. :unsure:

I'm quite sour to say I indulged in the sniff again tonight....and I'm now slightly hyperactive. Have been doing muscle excercising with the pokey stick much to the amusement and gagging from the peeps. :sick: :01:
We tried our damnedness to record Jilted John, but I couldn't find an audio recorder, so we camed my pal as a Don, the other as Gollum, and me doing tattoo wobbling. And yes Gee, as soon as I work it out. :unsure:


I must stress, I'm completely fuckeded, in case of later retrobution.
Quoteage unacceptable, due to the mental clarity that is to follow in teh morn. Back off bitch. :ermm:

Missy, no one else is aboot.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, let's raid the fridge then, and abuse it's fantastic cooling powers.
Sure. :01:

:ph34r: Okaaaaaaay, now you're just sc-ary.

*hides behind wacko Chav in case of flying objects*

Ok, no quoteage, but you didn't say a thing about the infamous "print screen" key... :shifty:

:snooty: I don't see why she should have special privaleges anyhoo.

Feck, I've just sat at the window for 5 minutes in my skants trying to catch the lightning, alas it's seems to be passing. I likes the lightning, think it must be about 15 miles away now. :unsure:

Urm, it's awful, but I lift heavy things moment....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...7/aaaflexy.jpg

Lilmiss, Your hawt :wub: :ph34r:

My highlight of the day was Eating a 5 hour old bigmac, and downloading like 6 green day albums :D

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

:snooty: I don't see why she should have special privaleges anyhoo.

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Cos she has big biceps and a stick? :fear:

:nono: Bah, you still aint getting the privaliges.






Holy crap that's a fecking big knife

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.

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Are you on drugs? :blink: :ermm:

25% of the time I'm straight.
It's unfortunatly 3:15 in the morn, and seriously sound like a warzone out there.
I can't sleep, I need to guard my vinyls from the pre-expectated blaze.



HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS LOUD!!!! :fear: :cries:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

25% of the time I'm straight.
It's unfortunatly 3:15 in the morn, and seriously sound like a warzone out there.
I can't sleep, I need to guard my vinyls from the pre-expectated blaze.



HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS LOUD!!!! :fear: :cries:

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:ohmy:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.

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;) I don't need sharp thinks chicky, I have far worse powers :devil: mwhahahaha


:blink: You been transported to a war zone or is just usual for wee hours of Sunday morning?

Caught the second after.... /damns
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/aaaargg.jpg
It's making big booms and shaking the flat. :fear:

I belted a pal with my pokey stick tonight, just to prove it made a funky noise. :01:

:ph34r: Wtf is that??

Thats the outside world, full of bright flashes and big booms.
Im a lil bit terrified. :fear:


Don't think hiding under the duvet will make it stop, but I may have to try. :ermm:

Small power surge, holy hell!!!! :cry:

:ohmy: I'd get under the duvet under the couch and start burrowing for china with your big motherfecker knife.

I think it's on it's way East now, so should wake Jonno shortly.
Meh heh heh.

I seem to have aquired some Stella stumpies....

Stella stumpy + bed + spliff + snorts + lightning....

Surely, this can only mean strange dreams. :01:
Buh Byes!!! :fear:

:frusty: It's highly unlikely those boys'd even notice............ I do fear for Lulu tho:(





:blink: I wish ya luck on all counts

:) G'night, g'bye, sayonara and all that stoof :lips:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Thats the outside world, full of bright flashes and big booms.
Im a lil bit terrified. :fear:


Don't think hiding under the duvet will make it stop, but I may have to try. :ermm:

Small power surge, holy hell!!!! :cry:

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SGG will be jealous. She has a "thing" for thunderstorms - make her all bright eyed and bouncy. Frequently have to tell her that hanging out of the window and waving her arms at the sky is not a good idea. :blink: :dry:

It was a really pretty thunderstorm, but I thought I was being bombed or something.
Didn't stop me hanging out the window of my first floor flat trying to capture it with the camera though. :fear no evil:

I've just been for afternoon tea at my Grans with the rest of the family.
I got a telling off for not going church, and not eating properly, and my pants hanging out my jeans, and my scruffy hair, and never wearing pretty dresses anymore, and....blah blah blah.
Then they wonder why I don't visit too often. :snooty:

You're not going to church? :sooty:



I wish I could be told off by my grans. :cry:

I can see where there may be a disincentive on your part. :lol:

Afternoon tea is nice but it is not such a free lunch if you come away with your ears ringing.

You missed church on Beltane :shifty: good girl.

Always hated everything about church.
Pathetic cult with far too much power and money, imo.

No moon worshipping going on round 'ere, suppose the thunderstorm scared 'em all away. Either that, or my awfully loud singing voice, I was using a lot last night. :ermm:


Gee, when we have a family meet, it's usually 15+ old nagging wifeys and other crazy folk bantering about a loada junk. But I did get strawberries. :01:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Always hated everything about church.
Pathetic cult with far too much power and money, imo.

No moon worshipping going on round 'ere, suppose the thunderstorm scared 'em all away. Either that, or my awfully loud singing voice, I was using a lot last night. :ermm:


Gee, when we have a family meet, it's usually 15+ old nagging wifeys and other crazy folk bantering about a loada junk. But I did get strawberries. :01:

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Tis a long time since I had tea with my Grans and other elderly relatives :( Although as I recall, most of the converstaion involved having detailed medical knowledge and a really serious understanding of the extended geneology of the family - also invariably involved a clip round the ear for swiping something from the table that was meant for one of the old crusties. :01:

Ahh the good old days. Fortunately, SGG's Gran is quite elderly and a stickler for tradition. All three meals a day are set table affairs with napkins etc., no talking with mouth full and asking to leave the table at the end. If she gets too out of line, a quick word with her mum and the threat of a holiday in Suffolk with Gran is on the cards - works wonders :devil:

:P Normally my lil brother is there to suffer the most of waggling fingers, but he escaped early to go skateboarding.
I actually do have a great family, even though they are all crazy in their own ways. My Gran actually flashed one of my mates at xmas dinner to make him smile. It had the opposite effect, but still... :D

And yeah, stealing the last cream slice will get you lynched round 'ere. :fear:

Highlight of the day: It's 30°C (86°F). On May 1! :frusty:
I've decided to move to Greenland to try and survive summer.

Found a way to refresh a bit: found a stock of beer bottles my uncle gave me a while ago.
He brews his own and they're a bit stronger than the comercial stuff.
Refreshed, but feckered. A good compromise I think.

My tummy hurts.



Someone left a poisoned chelsea bun in the fridge.
I think. :unsure:

Then I hope you haven't to go on your pub job... :sick:


edit:spelling n' grammar. :manker:

Yup, I do.
And I won't be standing for any Scary Mary crap either. :snooty: