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No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.
Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNo do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
You're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisFine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.
How can you be so certain that he'd want to develop HIV?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYou're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
The Oooh! Aaah! bird is so named because it lays square eggs. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.
One would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".
If it weren't for the head or feet, I couldn't tell you which was the front and which was the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I am only a coauthor on this one, so it was quite dry and unyielding. I haven't given up yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritOne would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".
I don't often post the images I come across while trolling the intertubes, but some of them are just irresistible. :yup:
You could always Mickey Finn the co-author? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI am only a coauthor on this one, so it was quite dry and unyielding. I haven't given up yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
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Originally Posted by chavis
Also, I'd totally forgotten about ben's internets during yesterday's outage... I almost resorted to trying to talk to you guise on google+ but the most recent post I have on there is a massive picture of snee's eye and I didn't want to upset it... :unsure:
congrats dear.
How you done ???
:balustrade: ???
So speshal jimmy, your choice of online translator doesn't seem that sound, your sentences don't make a fuck of alot of sense. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by wyanesmith1987
Ya think? What has he been snorting gunpowder again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
You guise suck at knowing when newbs aren't really newbs.
Well I don't have access to your mod control panel, prat, with the ability to look up IP's and geo-locate and all those other handy functions that make moderating well.... moderating. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
^ You know, I thought the above, almost word for word, but decided it wasn't worth putting down in hard type.
What did I know... :idunno:
It's more a stream of consciousness thing with me, that and the touch typing thing which is handy :D so by the time I think, ummmm.... should I really have done that? It's too late. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Agree.
I don't use it. True Story.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell I don't have access to your mod control panel, prat, with the ability to look up IP's and geo-locate and all those other handy functions that make moderating well.... moderating. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think it's really easy to pick up on a person's style and the only time I ever check IPs is if I'm about to ban either J-Dye or J-Dave.
Haven't been wrong yet :smilie4:
Idol's mixed up that/than and then all morning. I don't think he's got it right once.
I was going to say something but I'm too polite.
I'm going out to the pub. I shall be back shortly.
.... and yes, I think it's important you all should know that... :D
He won't be long.
The 17 year old female trainee has sent him out for a packet of Quavers.
afternoonsup, jizzcocks
just noticed a pm from mary, i think he's wanting interweb secks or something.
Did nobody tell him i'm a 45yr old black man?:unsure:
Alrite, boseph.
I had that PM, too. Mary got excited about Squeamous fingering mice or something and decided to share.
I had to send one to you if I sent one to Barb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Alas, a web of paranoia shall be created :dave:
who said that :wacko:
luls, they just had "pooves" as a word on countdown
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I bet only barbie gets it.
Actually, replace "Compiling" with "Running tests".
I bet against your bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
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Originally Posted by ckrit
Sometimes I think I'm the only funny person on this board and then I realize I'm not that funny either.
Just got back from a game of footie. My leg got kicked or something mid-first half. Spent the rest of the game I could manage staying on the field limping. Thankfully I'm shit at it anyways, so it didn't hurt my game that much anyways :smilie4:
It's the taking part that counts.
Spoiler: Showyou thought this was going to be; 'no it isn't'
Well, ha! There are other words, too.
..it's basically what I was thinking, though. You win this time.
But the victory is pyrrhic, I know your tactics now. Let that be a lesson to you.