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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09LyLqb5qw
Charisma and presentation skills - elsewhere that day.
I'm with the upper top commenter on jewtube on this one, however.
I approve this, because i have trypanophobia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Can you imagine the confusion of the Squeams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
My basic philosophy is if it compiles it works...
Also I "forgot" to go back to the office. I've had 7 pints and I'm wankered. Mrs Barbarossa has been glaring at me, so I've slunk upstairs. The kids are going mental....
Ahhh, life :happy:
:lol: I can't imagine you wankered. Post some pics or something.
And also, I feel like something important has happened today. You went out on your own and drunk real pints with no mixers :01:
It's on a par with Mary getting an in-joke.
Will barbs be posting more now that he's grounded, or less because he's hungover and banned from the internets as well as pubs. We just don't know.
This week, I have mostly been shouting at people on the phone. The mobile phone company known as three only employs morans.
What is with all crazy people this week?
First Miami police kill naked man found eating another man’s face and now a Man Ripped Out His Own Intestines And Threw Them At Police in New Jersey :O
If I had to pick my demise from a menu, this is my first choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by tesco
http://www.thestar.com/article/12027...tive-ministers
It is zombies.I'm heading over to Meg's because I know she has a gun.
Whatever, "Stephen".Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCan you imagine the confusion of the Squeams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:
I know people die in Canada, but it's a relatively rare scenario to hear about their murder stories.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Pretty funny, rite :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritWhatever, "Stephen".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:
In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.
Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.
He really is trying his damnedest, bless him. If Dave was my private detective, I'm afraid I'd be wanting my deposit back, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerPretty funny, rite :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.
Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0i9iisAPo
I do hope he makes the site he's talking about, however, or puts something on it, if he owns the domain. There's no way he could pull it off without sounding like the mental idiot he is. I also very much hope that Steve somehow finds it. The wtf-factor there should be off the scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerPretty funny, rite :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.
Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.
Are we so certain that one, or perhaps several businesses didn't get a personal visit by a mustached man? Perhaps search local papers for stories about spotting creepy men lurking around banisters, railings or guardrails.
That was the something I was hoping for.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritI do hope he makes the site he's talking about, however, or puts something on it, if he owns the domain. There's no way he could pull it off without sounding like the mental idiot he is. I also very much hope that Steve somehow finds it. The wtf-factor there should be off the scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ah well.
The thing is Dave's scared of his own internets shadow. He deletes posts, deleted his facebook, scoured his internets history to get rid of any personal details.
He'll never do a thing except be mental and deliriously try to persuade people that he's dangerous and is on the cusp of doing something bad-ass.
Which is fine by me. It's pretty funny like once a week. If I read him any more than that, it grates somewhat.
Beggars on main street today, lyke. Not the usual gypsy accordion player, or the guy who can't play a flute, or the fat women talking of Jesus and trying to get my attention with their grubby fat sausage fingers.
Oh no, this time it was two guys working both sides of the street in tandem, trying to get money for an imaginary orphanage or something. Tried to walk around the first guy and shook my head when he made eye-contact, but noo, he had to step in close and invade my personal space, like. Ended up showing my hand in his face (didn't touch him or nothing, as I don't want gypsy aids) open palm, like. Left him standing there bitching about it. Then I'm walking back on the side of the street, later, and the next one makes a go for it. I start off by shaking my head, then I tell him I'm not interested before he tries to talk to me, only he steps in close anyways. Annoying fuckers. I have to yell NO! when he's inches from my face, to make him back off.
What the fuck is going on with all these beggars and scam artists lately? IDK what it's like in the UK now, but the last few years they've started turning up all over my city, primarily romanian gypos.
It's too bad his memory is so poor. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know that what I was looking at just now is still there :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think I forgot to save his picture off of facebook :(
We mostly get charity aids workers. They aren't allowed to take more than three steps with you if you walk away. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Ultimate irony would be if Steve the accountant turned out to be a mentalist, too, and tracked down Dave. The confrontation, along with any damages he'd want to pursue for falsely defaming his business, threatening his secretaries, etc. would be hilarious.
Schwing and a miss (again) Dave-o. :pinch:
You actually placed right stuff on the table.
Noice. Put it in the PMs that are currently going around about him.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeIt's too bad his memory is so poor. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know that what I was looking at just now is still there :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And make sure you include Mary this time - she hates to be left out when we're discussing David Dowell.
Can't believe he was dumb enough to forget that one. Then again, it is Dave Dowell we're talking about. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNoice. Put it in the PMs that are currently going around about him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
And make sure you include Mary this time - she hates to be left out when we're discussing David Dowell.
Ogod. I read some more dave on mary's blog just now.
Does he really believe this:
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I was verbally raping the arse off of you all, all over FST
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Looks like your female friend was right, I can be unpleasant. Very nearly as unpleasant as you. She really threw you lot into the fire with that little PM of hers. She always knew I wasn’t the kind of bloke who cowered away from scum like you.
How can he not realise that the only one he's making look bad is himself.Quote:
I should just take this opportunity to point out how conformist you are. Conforming to the standard idiotic thinking of all bullies, that you can intimidate everyone and anyone. I am sorry to disappoint you manker, but sooner or later that idiocy was going to fail.
Or the irony of yelling about bullies, then posting (faux and impotent) threats against someone not involved in the discussion a couple of hours later.
I really do think that dave has issues distinguishing what happens on the internets from what happens in the real world, and that people will be so totally scared because of how awesome he says he is. And that whatever he says is something people should take his word as gospel, because he never lies :dave:
ie:
Dave is winning, because he says he is. (Despite that no one is impressed with him, and that he can't seem to win a single argument.)
Dave isn't a stalker, because he says he isn't. (Despite following someone around and turning up in places he shouldn't.)
Dave has a happy marriage, and he's a good father. (Despite bitching about women and sleeping around on his wife, and devoting considerable amounts of time on attempting to harass half the lounge, rather than spending time with his family.)
Dave has proven us all wrong about being a stalker and so forth, with evidence. (As he said he's not a stalker, and told us all about how squeamous is a big meanie.)
etc etc etc.
He's never gonna give up, is he?
We're like the white whale to his Ahab, only he's all out of harpoons and his boat is a tricycle.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I think we'll all get bored soon and stop posting on Mary's hate site. I just figured it would die a death.
My favourite part was where he talked to himself on his own blog for about a month and no-one else posted there, I'd like to shoehorn him into doing that again.
Yes, Dave, you are all win. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by OMFG
I'm genuinely shocked the blog lives on. The true inception of the blog was this:
An elaborate attempt just to post an authentic screenshot. Seriously, I did it all for one screenshot. Dave turned out to be a perpetual motion motor built from magnets and nitrogen gas harvesters.
You have a peculiar sense of what you consider a hate site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave
You've got to see it from dave's perspective.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou have a peculiar sense of what you consider a hate site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave
I mean, if impotently raging constitutes fun, and being stalked equals following someone around, and with all the other dave-isms that may seem mental and oxymoronic to the untrained eye, but aren't, because dave says so, it's basically a brand new language only dave speaks.
You're a mental paranoid fuckspastic and a bit of an idiot, following your obsession without any semblance of impulse control. You're not exactly a complex enigma, there, mmmmm incompetent dave dowell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Really
A client just texted me:
you in the office?
Yeah - the accounts are done.
i'll send the missus up
Ok but in future I'd prefer cash or a cheque.
:glag: :mellow:
Hoi, retard. You get banned because you're circumventing a ban. If it were up to manker he'd probably keep you around as the forum clown, and only kick you out when you get really boring.
He's made 8 accounts this morning and made about 30 posts. About 25 were never read by anyone.
But he says he's having fun. So :idunno:
Totally. And he even posted a bunch of :glag: and :lol: which also means that he's laughing and not at all raging
He's not like billy, with whom you could measure the level of rage by the number of :lol:s, or anything.
That Iron Sky filum, btw. Would I be able to sit an 8 year old in front of it?
I don't really care if he understands it, as long as there isn't any swearing and the world doesn't end.