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Neither do I, there's just very little food I don't like :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
That's poor people-talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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I eat what I can tolerate, and don't bother with stuff I don't care for.
I've got nothing to prove, see, and I'm done with doing stupid stuff to try and impress people.
I couldn't stand the smell of Liver being fried, so i didn't like it for years.
Burnt sausages made me puke, couldn't eat them for years and burnt baked potatoe made me ralf too.
That's called bulimia.
Liver is rank. Fact.
It smells vile and the fucking stuff is still alive (sorta).
We did an experiment in school, like. We placed a piece of liver beside a bowl of milk and when we checked it the next day, the liver had moved away from the milk. True story.
No, wait, that was pish I just posted. What's new, eh?
Apparently the liver moves towards the milk.
Rotten.com to the max.
No, wait. I was talking pish again. Apparently it's the milk that moves towards the liver.
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Surely you should know better, liver is (of course) quite inanimate
and is entirely incabable of self-locomotion. Making your public house
proposition highly preposterous and improbable. This is, however a
widely held misconception amongst certain people. It is, in fact, the
milk that is moving towards the liver.
Milk is actually highly magnetic when placed in a glass container.
However, it usually takes an object high in complex organic iron
compounds to give this a noticable effect. The presence of these
molecules moves the valence electrons of the molecules in the milk
into a highly excited state causing them to emit photons (try putting
the milk under an object which is responsive to ultra-violet
lightinside a partial vacuum chamber, and you will note that the
object will emit a faint glow.
This excited state creates highly unstable ions of strontium-91 which
then begin generate a highly charged electro-magnetic field which
increase pressure on the interior surface of the glass moving it
approximately 3.156277654x10e-12 millimeters per decaliter of liver
towards the liver's center of gravity (mitigated of course by the
friction coefficient of the table or other surface).
Unfortunately in order to observe the Liver-Milk Magneto-Kinetic
Phenomena you will need to have some sort of highly precise optical
measuring device within the confines of a geologically stabilized
environment.
Good points
* Low in sodium
* No sugar
* Very high in iron
* Very high in niacin
* Very high in pantothenic acid
* High in phosphorus
* Very high in riboflavin
* Very high in selenium
* High in thiamin
* Very high in vitamin A
* High in vitamin B6
* Very high in vitamin B12
* Very high in vitamin C
* Very high in zinc
Bad points
* Very high in cholesterol
liver is good for you, fact.
http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...h-liver-i10111
So is drinking your own piss, but I don't do that either.
Does drinking urine provide any nutritional value?
The substance of urine contains electrolytes. However, there are not enough to provide any beneficial nutrients from urine. Thanks for asking ChaCha! :unsure:
Even the bible recommends it, so it must be true.Quote:
Bring your own - the guide to urotherapy * Urine is 95 per cent water, but it also contains small quantities of nutrients including calcium, folic acid, iron, magnesium and zinc.
* The actress Sarah Miles is an aficionado of drinking her own urine, while the author JD Salinger was also a fan.
* Self-urine therapy dates back 5,000 years to ancient India, where it was known as "shivambu shastra" and seen as a way of rejuvenating body and soul.
* Male porcupines use their urine to soften the female's quills before mating, while vultures urinate on their legs to cool themselves.
* Advocates claim it has antibacterial, antifungal, antiviral and anticancer properties.
* Research in the 1990s claimed that drinking urine could cure jet lag.
* It is highly sterile. The Aztecs used it to prevent wounds becoming infected.
* The practice is particularly popular in China, where millions of people drink a daily dose of their own urine.
* In Cameroon, people were banned from drinking their own urine in 2003 amid health concerns. They were warned that transgressors would be prosecuted.
* Some fans believe the Bible recommends urine therapy. A verse in Proverbs advises: "Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well."
I fucking love liver so I do. Nothing like a bit of liver with some fried onions and my mum's home made chips. Add a small amount of ketchup and you have a tasty tasty meal indeed.
One liver contains 300% of your RDA of Vitamin A, so you can't have it too often, it may lead to hypervitamination.
Yeah i had a bad headache after taking too much Vitamin A once.
Too much Vitamic C makes your poo runny.
Thanks for your contribution Allen. :sick:
Feck, I just broke the husband's laptop.
I put it on the floor so I could pick up Ben, then forgot it was there.
I went to get up out of the recliner and crunched the screen underneath the footrest :pinch:
It's actually quite psychedelic looking now. Had a look on ebay, we can get a new screen for about 40 squids though, so not too bad I guess.
:O Yikes.
I don't think the screen is that easy to fit / replace.
We'll have a look at it, if it seems too complicated we can just get a second hand lappie or whatever.
Oops! :pinch:
I'm currently cooking roast leg of lamb, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, green beans and gravy.
The aroma is overwhelmingly saliva inducing. Wish the internets was scratch and sniff so youse could smell it too, like.
I am making Spag Bol and apple crumble for afters. The sprogs approve.
Ewe lucky bastards. All i've had today is a packet of Cheeseburger flavour crisps. :sadwalk:
:lol: :unsure:
Reprobate stammering freak of a younger brother update.
He's back in the house of many windows after trying to walk out of a shop with a rail of Diesel jeans. What a fucking spastic.
This happened last Tuesday. My sister just phoned and told me. That same night, his best mate took an OD of blues and fuck knows what else and promptly popped his clogs. They let our kid out on Friday to attend the funeral.
Ho fucking hum. :dabs:
Fuck sake chavis, can you, as his older brother, not give him a beating and tell him to stop being such a fud?
No offence intended.
:lol: :earl:
I know it's tragic in a way, but I'm trying to imagine the scene now.
Shop person: Excuse me sir, where are you going with this rail of Diesel jeans?
Chavis' brother: Oh sorry, I forgot I was carrying these.
I haven't talked to him in about a month, Skweeks. We fell out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He kept ringing me asking advice about his plants while he was off his face on pills. What's the fucking point of asking someone's advice if you're not gonna remember a fucking word of it?
I gave him a bollocking for taking too many pills, and he called me a hypocrite (probably the biggest word he's ever mustered), I called him a plethora of mong derivatives and we haven't spoken since. True story.
Fixed for accuracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I don't mean to come across as a terrible and uncaring person, but: :glag:
I have no family members who have ever been to jail, however, I have a half brother who married a hooker and used to own a string of brothels, and he's a right mong.
Not spoken to him or seen him since my dad died when I was 14 though. I have a feeling that is probably a good thing.
I really couldn't give two fucks about him any more. I've fucking had it with him.
It's my mum I feel sorry for. She'll be trekking up and down to that jail every week now for fuck knows how long.
I'll give you an example of how much of a stupid cunt he is. When he got arrested, he told the rozzers that the reason he did it was cos he owed 400 squids to drug dealers who were gonna kill him if he didn't pay up.
The cops then refused him bail for his own protection. :lol:
What a cawk.
That's a shame.
I've got a free ticket to see some Irish band called The Pogues. Should I go? :eyebrows:
Yes Skiz, for the love of God, yes.
Fucking right you should go. The Pogues are fucking brilliant. You'll love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Shane McGowan is a drunken poet genius. True story.
I saw them live years and years ago in Belfast. One of the best nights ever.
Their singer, Shane MacGowan:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...7-_653937a.jpg
He was sniffing glue on stage. I kid you not.
I lost a shoe at that gig in the melee. Limped all the way home.
It defies all reason and medical science that the man is still alive.
I know, I've never seen him sober ever! I once watched a documentary on him,years ago, when I was still in high school. He goes through 2 bottles of spirits a day as a standard. I love that wee christmassy song he did as well.
Alrighty then. Will do.
It's at my favorite venue as well so I may be in for a treat.
Fairytale of New York, that's the title of that song I like. Go and steal it Skiz.
That's my missus's favourite song.
The singer he's duetting with Skiz, Kirsty McColl, was tragically brained by a speedboat while she was on holiday a few years ago.
Another great talent obliterated. :sad:
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