Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

что с тобой и кириллицей?

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thnx <3

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Why you no answer my question?

It's ckrit.

Nite, guise.

l8rz

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@ Mary - I thought it was a little presumptuous.
We've only just met.

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Originally Posted by manker

l8rz

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@ Mary - I thought it was a little presumptuous.
We've only just met.

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So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

A classic.

I told that exact same joke at an initiation for a football team I joined.
Mixed responses.


Mirth correlated closely with age and internets exposure variables.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

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I can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by manker

A classic.

I told that exact same joke at an initiation for a football team I joined.
Mixed responses.


Mirth correlated closely with age and internets exposure variables.

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You know I was thinking it would be a recognizable classic as well, but just gambled on the off chance nobody here has heard it. I basically pulled that all straight from my head, it's an easy premise to remember, just create the lines and come up with an age. I know several other pedophile jokes as well, they are literally my favorite punch liners.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

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I can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:

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Let's just put it this way, if it was a true story then I'm a pretty famous guy. Are you willing to take comfort in the fact that I spawned an international classic joke?

11 is a bit old for you anyway.

Cut off age is birth:01: