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Yep. Doing the beef, we call it over here. Or putting the sheets up.
He ate about 50 blues and went boogaloo. Was hammering on the door for a 'listener' but the screws ignored him for the most part. That's how he ended up getting bail. The governor started shitting bricks when Our Kid's brief began threatening lawsuits, innit.
that governor has no faith in his staff's ability to lie.
"He claims he was asking for a listener"
"Like fuck he was, governor"
Done.
I pity the listening fool who has to listen to that freak, like.
It's like having a conversation with a pneumatic drill.
Me too, our listeners were generally decent cons, feck knows why they'd volunteer to listen to people dribble on about shite.
Some people are just nosey cunts.
That or the fact that it counted as a job without any proper work.
They couldn't get paid enough, shirley.
What's the going rate these days? I used to get paid 8 squids a week for teaching pikeys how to read in the library.
I was the turdman of Alcatraz.
I couldn't tell you, I never checked amounts for anything, I just checked a box to say they'd attended wurk.
Woot! My Garmin A50 came today! Really wuvving Android :D.
It's not often you get both sides of the law in one thread. No offence, challoise.
I'm a good boy now, Benjamin. All that was years and years ago. I'm a model citizen, comparatively speaking, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
wait, which side am I?
For this argument, you will be representing the dark side.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI'm a good boy now, Benjamin. All that was years and years ago. I'm a model citizen, comparatively speaking, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
It'd be a bit of a long shot describing abusive screws as the light side of the force, but fukit. It's not like i'm actually making a point or anything. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
ablesoft.de have a nice, free youtube downloader app thingy. It's wot all the kids use to get thir tunes these days. Innit. :unsure:
The smiley next to this thread looks like Tim Nice-but-Dim.
hmmmn. thought i was the king of talking to myself
Eeee-nden of the Wii. Sup mate. :smilie4:
how are you doin ,im ok
It's all the hips mate. All in the hips. :smilie4:
Saw this on OCAU:
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i remember reading this recipe before the forums died. i just wanted to add this so it wouldnt be forgotten :)
this makes 500mls of jelly, or about 16 good sized ice-cubes
ok what u will need:
- pack of jelly, flav of choice (pink lemonade works well)
- hot water - 250mls
- cold water - 100mls
- vodka (pref absolut) - 100mls
what u need to do:
- mix cold water and vodka togather in bowl/glass
- put jelly crystals in bowl with hot water, stir till disolved. let this cool for 2-4 mins, so the water isnt really hot.
- add cold water/vodka mixture to bowl and stir a bit
- pour this combined mixture into an ice-cube tray. put in freezer. leave over night
- next day (or whenever set) get a knife and gently cut around cube so it falls out easlly
- put ice-cubes on plate/whatever and serve!
change the cold water to vodka ratio for diff results. ive found this works well, and u get a good amount of vodka in each cube :)
enjoy! :D
some cunt broke the lens on my rear light in the b&q car park, cheapest replacement I can find on ebay is £75:dabs:
Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:
FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:
Damn potholes :fist:
Mornsup :coffee:
It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.
talking to this burd on gheybook what I'd quite like to have sexytime with, she's telling me about how she had a massive row with her boyfriend over the weekend and is now thinking about leaving him and is asking me what she should do
:sly:
Android is a beast! Just figuring out where the fuck the setups are stored one you download them from the Marketplace/AppBrain.
Weight - ~13 stoneQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.
Fluidity on the bike - lolwut? :unsure:
Strength/Rigidity of the rim - Fnar fnar :naughty:
How well the wheel was built - 1980's Raleigh special...
Road Surface - mostly smooth, but occasionally pot-holey if I don't see it in the dark in time.
Geography - Too hilly for my liking!
Tyre Pressure - It's supposed to be about 50psi I think but I can't find right valve attachment so I can only get it to about 30psi, lol.
I think I probably better get a new bike :dabs:
Or if you don't want all that extra expense you could just invest in a half decent pair of bolt cutters .
Are you advocating stealing, young man? :O
I merely note the existence of other possible options .
Btw if the coppers come a knocking you didn't hear it from me.
Idol, indexers who note the existence of other possible options get into trouble.
Best be careful :ninja:
Not in Canada where we don't believe in Fascism, the exclusion of the letter u in sentences like " I don't wish to belabour the point be Canadada sings a dolorous dirge to our honourable neighbours to the south for their apparent illiteracy " . and haven't a clue to what indexer means unless it has something to do with sex and your fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Also someone hit my car and broke a mirror.I couldn't find one for less than $100 anyplace so I ended up stealing a replacement .
:ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That is all.
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Originally Posted by Skiz
Your weekend Skizzy?
my breadbins, soop? :smilie4:
Monday night dinner. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
^ :glag: