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I'll try to make like I meant to do it and start a thing.
You think I'll get away with it.
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Cheese
Exciting times at Tesco's (the shop not that admin chap's house) as my shopping on the self-serve tills came to £6.66, so I was all like "yay!".
But then the two-for-one on washing-up liquid kicked in and brought it down to £5.56, which made me feel "meh".
But then the change came through as £4.44 and I was all sort of "yay?".
True story.
Do you smoke cigars, and is there a Welsh man with large ankles around the corner?
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Cheese
No, and I hope so.
If you don't see him at first ,check the back-alleys.
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ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment.
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ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment.
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In my particular case it's a damned if I do,damned if I don't sort of thing.
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ckrit
ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment.
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In my particular case it's a damned if I do,damned if I don't sort of thing.
Damn you. :dry:
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Question: Is there such a thing as post-coital bliss even if you don't jizz? Inquiring mind wants to know.
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chavis
Question: Is there such a thing as post-coital bliss even if you don't jizz? Inquiring mind wants to know.
Depends on how energetically you pursued the activity. Endorphins can be released through exercise which could account for the general feeling of wellness you're currently experiencing.
Or
Lol your cawk is broken.
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Yes, my cawk was indeed broken. However I didn't mind a bit cos she was getting up to seven shades of mischief, and frankly, it was rather riveting to watch, in a completely flaccid, impotent kinda way, like.
In other news, she went and broke my thumb. It's out like Julian fucking Clary. It's painful to regale you with tales of my fan-tastic life. True story.
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chavis
Yes, my cawk was indeed broken. However I didn't mind a bit cos she was getting up to seven shades of mischief, and frankly, it was rather riveting to watch, in a completely flaccid, impotent kinda way, like.
In other news, she went and broke my thumb. It's out like Julian fucking Clary. It's painful to regale you with tales of my fan-tastic life. True story.
:eyebrows:
Barely detectable irony and almost devoid of sarcasm. It does seem as if you are, indeed, experiencing some kind of euphoric trip.
Also, which thumb is it? I've just realised that I don't use my left thumb at all when I'm typing.
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In other news, she went and broke my thumb.
That must have been something (to go unseen, plz). Personally, I can't remember direct use of my thumb during the secks. :idunno:
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:eyebrows:
You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.
I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.
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:eyebrows:
You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.
I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.
Not only did I successfully procreate, I produced 1 3/4 wonderful kids in a single shot. Without use of thumbs. :01:
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Your poor missus. :no:
Tell her she can borrow my good one. I've recently had to switch to a southpaw orgasm probe stance, but it comes with a money back guarantee. So you're covered to the max.
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Your poor missus. :no:
Tell her she can borrow my good one. I've recently had to switch to a southpaw orgasm probe stance, but it comes with a money back guarantee. So you're covered to the max.
I don't want to spoil her. :no:
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:eyebrows:
You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.
I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.
That's the lamest dodge for not being able to suspend her in the air with just your cock.
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Got two appointments at the same time in around an hours time. can't decide which one to cancel and I don't know the exact time.
If the time stamp on this post is even, I'll cancel Ellis, if it's odd, I'll cancel CPT.
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:smilie4:
He's a miserable bastard, anyway.
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That'll teach the miserable fucker :idunno:
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Apparently he said it's fine and he'll come in anyway and talk to one of the hawt burds instead.
I know it sounds super-unlikely but maybe it's just me he doesn't like :eyebrows:
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Got two appointments at the same time in around an hours time. can't decide which one to cancel and I don't know the exact time.
If the time stamp on this post is even, I'll cancel Ellis, if it's odd, I'll cancel CPT.
Magnum is going to be scouring welsh phone books looking for an ellis or CPT to tell them their accountant is talking about them on the internets now!1 :o
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manker
Got two appointments at the same time in around an hours time. can't decide which one to cancel and I don't know the exact time.
If the time stamp on this post is even, I'll cancel Ellis, if it's odd, I'll cancel CPT.
Magnum is going to be scouring welsh phone books looking for an ellis or CPT to tell them their accountant is talking about them on the internets now!1 :o
What with that and all the numbers on that envelope he poasted the other day, I bet manker is screwed to the max now :no:
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yuri
i have to prepare for my first night in 10 months
Do you live in the South Pole?
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yuri
god has only seen humans as species ..as races .... the kind of his creations ... i see .. i have always felt that there was a major book missing from the history .. explaining things .
i always thought about creation like a representation of the synaptic pressures of a living consiousness .. like a bacteria if it has any consiousness .. i dont know ..
When are tourists going to come by and capture your soul on a Polaroid or something?
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Proper Bo
Magnum is going to be scouring welsh phone books looking for an ellis or CPT to tell them their accountant is talking about them on the internets now!1 :o
What with that and all the numbers on that envelope he poasted the other day, I bet manker is screwed to the max now :no:
:o
What numbers :blink:
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manker
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ckrit
What with that and all the numbers on that envelope he poasted the other day, I bet manker is screwed to the max now :no:
:o
What numbers :blink:
Careful, Steve, it's already out in the wild.
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manker
:o
What numbers :blink:
Careful, Steve, it's already out in the wild.
Steven Greene Accountant of Risca. Details are piling up. :O
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It's a good job I'm not a girl.
Dave only stalks girls so I should be safe despite the numbers on the envelope.
Still don't get that, btw, and it's usually Snee I ask to explain complicated stuff when it gets posted.
I'm as stumped as a Cambodian landmine victim :dabs:
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manker
It's a good job I'm not a girl.
Dave only stalks girls so I should be safe despite the numbers on the envelope.
Still don't get that, btw, and it's usually Snee I ask to explain complicated stuff when it gets posted.
I'm as stumped as a Cambodian landmine victim :dabs:
As stumped as a clear cut Canadian forest...
As stumped as a cut-rate transsexual...
As stumped as a Ugandan rebel...
Now I'm stumped. :idunno:
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'As stumped as a cut-rate transsexual...'
:lol:
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I've been working on "As stumped as a an East African hunter-gather", but can't get it just right. :idunno:
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As stumped as a backpacker in Afghanistan. :naughty:
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As stumped as a paraplegic in a portaloo :idunno:
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As stumped as Jeffrey Dahmer's house guest.
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As stumped as John Bobbitt.
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You guise make me as disheartened as a clone baby.