I used the chat-up line of pizza then sex? She said she wasn't a sex on the first pizza kind of girl, I did point out it was dominos two for tuesday if she needs a second one, like:smilie4:
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I used the chat-up line of pizza then sex? She said she wasn't a sex on the first pizza kind of girl, I did point out it was dominos two for tuesday if she needs a second one, like:smilie4:
cool story, bro! :lol:
Oh fuck off, you massive bag of pointless fail.
What's in it? Lyke a horse's head with garnish?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
:lol:
Muldy. Are you really 5' 10'' . That's not short.
Did anyone else get the email about Denmarkish people slaughtering Dolphins.
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This is so like the bay in Japan about which the very moving doco film was made; and it was only by petition like this, that eventually the film was shown in Japan, and something was done about it. The doco eventually won an international humanitarian film award, so very deserving. So a petition like this can work. If you care, do add your name and send it on. If you don't care, shame on you.
Please keep list going around the world....hit forward and add your name to the bottom of the list before you send it on!
Denmark is involved in a shameful practice.
The sea is stained in red and currently it's not because of the climate effects of nature.
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It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilised human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.
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This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.
WHY?
A celebration, to show that they are adults and mature!
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In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty “supporting like a spectator”
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Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near extinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship
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They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hooks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim cry like that of a new born child.
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But he suffers and there’s no compassion while this magnificent creature slowly dies in its own blood
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Its enough!
We will send this mail until this email arrives in any association defending the animals, we won’t only read. That would make us accomplices, viewers.
I replied
I'm not putting my name in that, FFS. How could anyone take that gibberish seriously. :eyebrows:Quote:
Any chance someone who speaks English could rewrite that?While dolphin slaughter is horrific and horrible, it's the grammar in the petition that is shocking.
Fucking hard trying to stay awake at TAFE while the teacher is rambling on about how subnet masks work and the theory behind binary.
wurksup, gankstars :smilie4:
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An excerpt from some comments on Gizmodo that made me lol.
pixelsnader
Shit is even worse over here in the Netherlands. Last week I asked my girlfriend what color her laptop was, and the second time (I asked her to repeat because I was in a crowded store) she said 'black' we got cut off!
I'm positive it was not a bad connection because I was in a big concrete building with electronics everywhere. I'm one hundred percent sure it's because the man believes it's racist to say bla
*user diconnected*
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Andinator @pixelsnader
Tue 22 Mar 2011 9:08 PM
Do you have African Americans in the Netherlands?
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capt_weasle @Andinator promoted by Andinator
Tue 22 Mar 2011 10:21 PM
No, because they wouldn't be called African *American* if they were born in the Netherlands.
Racists. :no:
Me!
Jay.Leno.2011.03.22.Bradley.Cooper-Rebecca.Black.HDTV.XviD-2HD
Jay Leno what are you doing?!!!!!
Justgothomesup:sneaky:
...... =p
So Liz Taylor passed away which probably doesn't mean a whole lot to most people but sort of an end to an era in Hollywood . Thought this was sort of funny though.
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Let’s not kid each other, most old movies suck, and if you disagree with that you’re probably some mincing gaywad who I wouldn’t like. It’s not like Hollywood even had to try back then. They were competing with books and zoos, and a dark theatre with air conditioning was gonna get you a blowjob a lot faster than reading or a goat. The rare exception to this is Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, which is not only a great movie, but Taylor was absolutely beautiful and fantastically talented. So you should go watch that if it seems weird that people still carry on about an actress who has barely acted since the early 80’s. It will all make sense after that.
I'm dead sure she pre-embalmed herself long ago. Which was very thoughtful. And even so I always thought she looked very lifelike.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I hear Neil Young singing "better to burn out....." somewhere softly in the background.
Ewe naughty bhoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
She was 79, ffs. I'm pretty positive that she faded away...
-doobs
eweknowsit:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseEwe naughty bhoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
fell asleep watching the tellybox at loiyke 4 o'clock and just woke up 5 minutes ago confused because it was dark:pinch:
Sort of my point .Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
She was 79, ffs. I'm pretty positive that she faded away...
-doobs
At least you've still got your massive pants with the telly in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Boeweknowsit:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
fell asleep watching the tellybox at loiyke 4 o'clock and just woke up 5 minutes ago confused because it was dark:pinch:
luls, I forgot about that
I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.
Well, I'll get me coat, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Sort of my point .Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
It's a beautiful day for a walk.
-doobs :pinch:
Rohyphenol >*Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
-doobs
what fillum would that be?Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobieRohyphenol >*Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
-doobs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219289Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bowhat fillum would that be?Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
zomfgwtfbbq i went and saw that last night!!! it was pretty good! But there was this black guy sat behind me that ruined it by saying "oh my dayz bruv" after pretty much anything happened in the film <_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
wurksup :emo:
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want to see that sucker punch, that taken 2 but its not really taken 2 and the fast and the furious 11: faster harder.
Its fucking 2012, hide unda you sheetz!
^ I swear i caps that shit
around 4 hours sleep, this does not rawk. im usually in bed by 10pm ffs :no: went and saw an orange wednesday last night, got back to the misseses for about midnight, made her cook dinner and ate about half 12ish, fucked her then went to sleep around 12:03, woke up at 5am to get back to mine then to wurk :no:
this is weird.. you're the 3rd person to say that "to me" today.. and lemme guess, you're also in the UK? lol, please dont tell me you're my brother
im the third person today to disappoint my misses sexually? And that's just in the UK alone? :eyebrows:
Mornsup :coffee:
What's going on today then. Something awesome I hope :smilie4: