I just want to issue a general warning: If you are prone to getting wind, at all cost, avoid eating celeriac :pinch:
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I just want to issue a general warning: If you are prone to getting wind, at all cost, avoid eating celeriac :pinch:
I was of a similar bent after my second. Never a-fucking-gain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Turns out the 3rd was the bestest of the lot.
Just got nomintated for the Nobel Toddler prize. I'm proud.
Think Jordan's baby might just pip him, though. The wee fucker.
I swear, on my own life, he is not coming near me again until he's had the snip. Never ever ever again am I going through this hell they call pregnancy. I am looking forward to the baby, but I hate every minute of this pregnancy.
I have been sick for 7 weeks, my hormones are all over the shop and I sometimes feel like I'm losing my mind, my sense of smell is so sensitive that even the smell of my blueberry shampoo makes me puke, I have a constant pain in my hip which I know will develop into an inability to walk without the help of crutches for, oh, at least the last 2 months of my pregnancy. Not to mention the things that are still to come; more stretchmarks, itchy skin, indigestion, unable to sleep comfortably, needing to pee every hour of the night and having to waddle down the stairs, the list goes on.
:angry:
I got as far as 'I swear' then my ignore hormones kicked in.
Jeeps, it's good to be a mang, mang.
I tewtally am FedExing a bag of poo to your doorstep
Anyhoo, it's been a blast, I'm off to bed to watch Wossie and read some more in Chavis' book.
Hasta manana!
Nightski.
I'm a gonna stall about and see who I can annoy. Friday night is usually good for it.
Tomorrow night is fight night.
David Hayes who is 6ft 3 vs Nikolai Valuev who is 7ft fucking 2, like, with 7 and a half stone difference in weight.
Chocolate bar bets at the ready youse cunts.
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Originally Posted by chalice
I see you found a couple :lol:
It wasn't me, missus.
It was the bad boys. They made me do it, like.
I particularly enjoyed speedo.
Coffeessup, bitches.
-doobs :happy:
I just had a Mexican wrap at the local Wetherspoons. It was win+1 and came with free nachos!
no wai i was just at weatherspoons two hours ago!1 But didn't see you there? ...unless you were outside on the street corner, but its the day thyme? :unsure: beer and a burger for 4 squids, that's how i roll :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
just watched teh new south park, except for that dead celebrities episode they've all been FLIPPING WIN!1111 :smilie4:
back oop north right now in lincoln for teh weekend, we're going dawg racing tonight and there's gonna be free food!111111 That's the best kind of food!1 :01:
was he any good? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
If I kill my husband whilst pregnant, do you think I'd get away with it?
That's my wee boy 1 today :cry: He's growing up so fast!
/kallie checks out the latest thread title
Finally, a prize worth fighting for.
@Skweeky - Not whilst pregnant, there is still some margin of error for culpability. Wait till you're in full blown labour and pierce him through the heart with one of the medical instruments that are sure to be around. 100% defo Get-outta-jail-free on that one.Quote:
If I kill my husband whilst pregnant, do you think I'd get away with it?
Excellent
Well, got invited to my sister's for king crab legs.
:happy: Excellent indeed.
Then got picked on for being the "atheist"--which I'm not--of the family as they believe that God answers all in which case I tried to defend my position for being agnostic that later ended in a "Fuck you" by me.
Then I left. What a sullied day.
Yeah, but agnostics are queer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Grow some balls and tell God to fuck off or suck God's cawk.
You can't have both.
Homophobe.
Remedial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Don't know what number to call :unsure:
That's cos you're remedial, like.
This got boring.
Next thread.
I fucking love chips and curry sauce.
:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by KushBlow
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWQFcPEuRJY[/youtube]
Fantastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Skiz, I meant to say that that was a lovely little review you gave us of the Pogues concert. It sounded brilliant.
Did you know that the word 'pogue' is Irish for 'kiss'?
They were originally called 'Pogue Mahone', which is a derivative of the Irish for 'kiss my arse'. True story.
I did not know that. Any of it.
While I was looking for some Pogues tunes to steal after that show, I saw a box set or called "Pogues Mahone" or something along that line and it didn't really make sense so cheers for the explanation.
Also, a big fanks to you and squeeks for urging me to go. I likely wouldn't have without such adamant recommendations. :01:
internets :kiss:
Oh get over it, Harriet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Did I shake your little world last night?
I was only joking, mate.
Staying dry, Herbert?
Lemme reiterate and berate.:kiss: internetsQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Amazingly enough, it looks like it should be pouring down in buckets, but it's hasn't rained yet. Havn't seen the sun once today tho'. 'Sides, I'm central FL and we're probably just gonna get a few squalls/rain bands.
:lol:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe5FNwRQ8Q[/youtube]
I just checked me calender and it's been 7 months since I've puffed on poison. I was thinking it was 10 months. My memory is crap.
Fuck all.
-doobs
Maybe you found better hobbies.
Fuck it.
Good luck during the holiday season doobs. I always found it hardest when the drink was flowing.
I was just thinking about the holidays. My mom and dad are coming down for Thanksgiving; they both smoke and I usually smoke more when they're around (for obvious reasons).Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I do love the holidays and it will be nice seeing my brother, sister, and pops. Mother's a different story. Perhaps, I'll buy some Valium off of Larry.
I'm weak as water.
Nope. Same hobbies - masturbation and latch hook kits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...st-SupperT.jpg
-doobs