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They fuck shit up, and one of them rides a speeder like a boss.
For every threequel (and no LOTR is just one long movie) that might be worth watching there are 1000 threequels, made just to make a quick buck, ripped of the former two quality flicks.
Sometime between The Empire Strikes Back ,arguably the best of the series, Return of the Jedi,George Lucas gave up on creative movie making in favour of simply making stuff to market for money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I haven't even bothered watch more than a bit of Revenge of the Sith.
Anyway if you are going to list Star Wars (ironic as Disme requested films that weren't made by cunts just to make money) then add original 3 Indiana Jones with a footnote "except for the last two which weren't very good".
Back to the Future.
Shame on you all for not mentioning it, facists.
See Indiana Jones.
Better to say The Godfather as you only have to discount the last one with those.
I honestly don't even think I've seen the third one but the first one is so fantastic that it's probably ace.
And also, Die Hard.
A riddle 10,6,4. What am I?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The next two numbers are two and one but you're probably talking about the ratings of each subsequent installment of the trilogy and in which case you'd be wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787A riddle 10,6,4. What am I?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I quite agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
However, there is a dearth of wimins volleyball, I think it's only televised when it's on at the Olympics or something.
Having said that, female tennis players seem to sweat more and you can't whack an aesthetically pleasing sweaty burd in white :smilie4:
I pretty sure as that's simply my particular feeling on the subject ,it's impossible for me to be wrong.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh course I could be lying to myself like when I try to tell myself that I'm posting on this site because currently there's nothing better to do.
I can see why you'd think that if I take off my thinking cap, but because of the complexity of the films themselves and the precise integer values you gave, you could hardly have conveyed anything other than a wholly inaccurate approximation of your true feelings regarding the films.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I pretty sure as that's simply my particular feeling on the subject ,it's impossible for me to be wrong.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
10,6.1749831,3.87450992.
Numbers :01:
Numbers rule!!!!! By careful application people don't even realize that somewhere along the line I lost track of what films we were even talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news Chuck Norris and all extreme Right Wing conservatives are insane.
http://www.ammoland.com/2012/06/26/i...#axzz1yvkPR7h2
It's not OK to have a gay associated in any way with the Boy Scouts but it is OK to sell Boy Scouts guns.
I wonder what agenda Chuck thinks Obama and that Turley guy have. He didn't say why he thinks it's bad and I wanted to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Numbers rule!!!!! By careful application people don't even realize that somewhere along the line I lost track of what films we were even talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news Chuck Norris and all extreme Right Wing conservatives are insane.
http://www.ammoland.com/2012/06/26/i...#axzz1yvkPR7h2
It's not OK to have a gay associated in any way with the Boy Scouts but it is OK to sell Boy Scouts guns.
These mental people sure are intriguing with the vagueness.
I found the 2nd one of that trilogy to be the best, odd since the quality and my preference is usually of descending order.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I've made a horrible mistake.
Last week I promised to take teh missus to the cinema when Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens.
She's mentioned it a few times and it obviously looking forward to it -- as would I be under normal circumstances.
The problem is that it's today and also on tonight is Spain vs Portugal (semi-finals of Euro 2012)
Ronaldo is playing.
What do the people who post in this thread think I should do?
Put laxative in your missus tea. :blink:
She won't want to go anywhere with the screaming squirts.
I don't have any laxative :blink:
I was thinking of taking out for a meal tonight, instead. Somewhere that will have the footie on (so basically a pub). And then taking her out on Saturday to watch the film.
However, this might be not be the kind of thing a man would do.
Where is mbm when you need him. He has a motorbike and several guns so I'm pretty sure he's good with chicks.
Can you not just to a pub where the footies on and pretend you didn't know :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
First rule of motorbiking: no laxatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
She isn't from Mars, like, effy.
No, yeah. Thanks for all the help, spastics. I'm at home watching the game and I did it all myself. Put my foot down so hard right on the face of the situation.
Ronaldo is playing like a god, Nani is justifying all my faith in him for these past few years and I've got some Chardonnay. Which is unusual for me as I like the more delicate nuances of a Chablis or a Grigo.
Anyway. l8rz.
She might have an off day:sadwalk:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Does anyone else name their "Burn Notice" folder as "Bum Notice"? Or is it just me?
What are you, a medical transcriptionist?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Bet you wish you'd gone to watch the fillum now, eh? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nah, I wouldn't have wanted to miss it. It all did go rather downhill after the first half though.
I caught up with Breaking Bad after I watched it, too, although I can't really remember it as I was sort of shit-faced when I made that post and decided it was an ideal idea to continue with teh alcohol til I fell asleep.
I'm not going to do much work today :dabs:
Ffs, Beckham didn't make the Olympics squad.
I've never liked Stuart Pearce and I still don't.
I've always wrestled with the question of whether professionals should be allowed to participate in the Olympics.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm still sort of against it but that stance is softened by the fact that basically of anyone that's talented in any sport that "matters" is a professional in all but name anyway.
Psycho :01:
I expect he's got delusions of winning something instead of it just being about what it's supposed to be about, i.e. entertaining the crowd. :dabs:
Personally I don't give a flying fuck about this. Or anything for that matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I've always wrestled with the question of whether professionals should be allowed to participate in the Olympics.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm still sort of against it but that stance is softened by the fact that basically of anyone that's talented in any sport that "matters" is a professional in all but name anyway.
Also I think they should be allowed to take drugs and also genetically modfied humans are the future of sport :01:
Yeah, no-one cares who wins the footie at the Olympics, I can't even remember who won the last few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Pearce is all; 'I've got a duty of care to select the best players' when the only reason most people bought tickets is for a chance to see some superstars of puntsphere.
And now one isn't going to play.
I've got tickets :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:
Yeah. An Olympics without people competing who are professionals at their sports would last about a day and a half and have a combined audience of around 17 Venezuelans and a few single mothers.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I've always wrestled with the question of whether professionals should be allowed to participate in the Olympics.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm still sort of against it but that stance is softened by the fact that basically of anyone that's talented in any sport that "matters" is a professional in all but name anyway.
Puntsphere definitely shouldn't be at the Olympics but it will fill a load of stadia and recoup some of the obscene amounts of money spent on things that no one cares about like shooting and judo and swimming and cycling.
:lol:
Attachment 117405
I want one. :naughty:
Looks easy enough to make, just requires modern technology like a leaf blower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Or you could just reverse the polarity on your vacuum cleaner.
Yes I realise that I'm using ST terminology and applying it to vacuum cleaners but why the fuck not. It has to be possible.
Evening, ladies.
I'll be having a month of vacation, starting tomorrow, ftw.