Santa removed from Coke cans. Non-Christians find him "offensive."

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Originally Posted by vidcc

probably not a good link for people without broadband but this was on CNN. The most sane thing i have seen so far in the news about this "war on christmas" myth

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What kills me is that Bob mentioned Christians and Christmas in the same sentence yet I don't a thing about religion at Christmas time.

Bob mentioned "spending billions of dollars" though.:dry:

If you ain't talkin' about Jesus with Christmas, shut the hell up.

People who don't even religiously celebrate Christmas are talkin' shit about an attack on their religion. Wtf!!??

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SEDER: Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it’s almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with terrorists and I believe that we should sacrifice thousands of American lives in pursuit of this war on Christmas. And hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money.

PHILLIPS: Is it a war on Christmas, a war on Christians, a war on over-political correctness or just a lot of people with way too much time on their hands?

SEDER: I would say probably, if I was to be serious about it, too much time on their hands, but I’d like to get back to the operational ties between Santa Claus and al Qaeda.

PHILLIPS: I don’t think that exists. Bob? Help me out here.

SEDER: We have intelligence, we have intelligence.

PHILLIPS: You have intel. Where exactly does your intel come from?

SEDER: Well, we have tortured an elf and it’s actually how we got the same information from Al Libbi. It’s exactly the same way the Bush administration got this info about the operational ties between al Qaeda and Saddam.

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In the UK, the Red Cross has decided that their offices can't have items which celebrate Christmas. Perhaps they should remove the word Cross from their name.

santa has a posse. at least in the netherlands, he does. and i mean "posse" in the most urbandictionary.com sort of way.

christmas rallies back against the grinches with a full month of christmas-themed television.

http://www.holylemon.com/NightBeforeXmas.html

why is larry the cable guy so unfunny?

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Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

http://www.holylemon.com/NightBeforeXmas.html

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That was great. :lol:

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Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

http://www.holylemon.com/NightBeforeXmas.html

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:lol: :lol: Hilarious!!!

Bill O'riely's head must explode when he sees the "Happy Honda Days" adverts