Awake for 72 hours.

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

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Originally Posted by chalice:blue period

Are you made out of plastic at all? Is Twat your first language?

Is the faculty of covering your head with your hands to deflect precipitation considered major surgery in your herd or are you of the more radical ilk: the feet umbrella-people?

Whose noses serve as drips to their dooms. Try snorting charles in zero gravity.

Try blowing your nose.

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wow, youre a poet and a dick.

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I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

your banner says it all. FAN!!!!

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That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

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when do you know youre reaching? mom jokes.

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Originally Posted by chalice:blue period

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

wow, youre a poet and a dick.

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I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

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ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

when do you know youre reaching? mom jokes.

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How's this for a reach?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

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I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.

Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.


Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.

We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.


You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.

I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Oi you cheeky cunt - it's not because you pushed some babies out that your vajayjay turns into a fucking toboggan

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This one slipped me by...

There are two ways a woman can lose that teen-like tightness. She can push out something the size of a basketball, or she can take in the equivalent of a basketball team.

Factamundo.

This may explain why giving birth came so easy to me :lol:

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

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Originally Posted by chalice:blue period

I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

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ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

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You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

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Originally Posted by chalice:blue period

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

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You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

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all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

How's this for a reach?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

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I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.

Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.


Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.

We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.


You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.

I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...

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fine you wanna get personal? Are you sure those are your twins?

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Originally Posted by l33tpirata13

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Originally Posted by chalice:blue period

You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

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all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.

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Nice trick, spastic.

If you're hearing stuff off of wot I post, then I'm more impressive than I give myself credit for or you're a delusional minkey.

Desirable though the former is, the latter seems more in keeping with the likelihood of you being a fucking mong and all, like.