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Originally posted by kurtsl0an+2 November 2003 - 05:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 2 November 2003 - 05:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-noname12@2 November 2003 - 05:38
That one hurt.... it really did....
*cries*
omg - now ur stealin from me? c'mon communist boy, u gotsta have mo than that! i know u wanna go off on me about somethin completely unrelated 2 actual physical life - so let's hear it! :D [/b][/quote]
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Today Private Kurt sl0an was found guilty of raping male camels that where first thought to have run away during the bombing raids. It was later found out from the farmer who owns the camels that he would sleep next to his camels every night so they would not run away.
After a long investigation, a trail of camel hoofs was found leading to Private sl0ans tent. When they burst in on him they found that he was having sex with the kidnapped camels. One of the camels broke down and cried, explaining "All I wanted from life was to eat grass, now this american has destroyed it".
The camel then picked up Sl0ans side arms and offed him self.
After a long trial, sl0an was found guilty of war crimes and crimes against beastiality.
He is now serving a long jail term in "gay camp" prison in south california."